Parents make anywhere feel like home
Former friend: TTDI is the only place where people look cool in a boat hat
Friend B: it’s called a bucket hat
“Shah Alam is Kelantan with better WiFi”
- Former friend
@ArfSbhn Pillow talk with a time limit should be the norm xx
Y’all know therapy doesn’t work if you lie to your therapist, right?
“You don’t need to take a sabbatical leave from a relationship, nobody’s that great”
- Friend, Stand-up comedian
Is it just me or are there far fewer flags up for Merdeka this year? 🇲🇾
@AbirAbdulRahim I’m glad I left that sentence halfway hahahahahahaha. I forgot you’re a virgo. Let me specify: virgo men*
@exocetelmo Yeah come join m8 i’m down for checking if i’m going to end up like Anakin Skywalker
@afareez__ I’ll provide you a list of exciting (read dangerous) places! ✨
Why would you staycation in a hotel, it reminds me of business conferences and meetings. So much anxieties.
Staycation should be somewhere you wouldn’t have access to like an airbnb near an active volcano.
When you want masala dosai but all you have is masalah dan dosa
Is anyone an oncologist on here, or knows anyone who is one?
DM me please! :)
If any of y’ll aren’t a fan of mooncakes but have been gifted with some, my address is open to receiving, hope this helps 🥮 ♥️ xx
US and China fighting over Singapore’s attention is the value I aspire to have ✨