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Just FYI, Mike Tauchman is slashing .283/.397/.491. (150 wRC+) on the season. Lol.
Mike Tauchman is the greatest player of all time
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Highlights, ranked by originating sport: 1. Soccer 2. Football 3. Baseball 4. Basketball 5. Table Tennis Honorable mention: ice hockey, bowling, golf Bottom 3: 3. Marathon 2. Competitive cheerleading 1. Tour de France
Todays menu: Breakfast: two farm fresh eggs sunny side up, 3 pieces of Reams bacon, toasted Rye bread from Wolf’s (Evergreen Park) Lunch: Reams beer brat, onion and pepper, provolone, Rosens French roll Dinner: steak & arugula salad, Gorgonzola crumbles, house vinaigrette
Summer sausage is delightful. I'm eating some right now
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I would rather watch every pitch of every White Sox home game from the last row of 558, alone and without food/beverage, for the rest of the year than take one look at, much less one bite, of this complete and utter disaster 0.6
I would rather watch every pitch of every White Sox home game from the last row of 558, alone and without food/beverage, for the rest of the year than take one look at, much less one bite, of this complete and utter disaster 0.6
Nico Hoerner is 12-28 this week with 5 extra base hits. We talked a lot about his approach this week. He was just waiting to break out. One of the best 2nd basemen in the world leading off for the Cubs
If you’re not cheering for Kyle Hendricks today then you suck and I hate your guts. This is a career legacy start. Urgency is way higher than anyone realizes. We need The Professor on this staff and we need it now
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@barstoolcarl 10/10 OFR for the win. Next time you’re there try the sunrise skillet. Meat lovers + Sausage gravy on top. Best thing on the menu
TAUCHMAN! WE'RE ROLLIN' BABY! @barstoolcarl #cubs #MondayMorningCubsShow
I do not like this movie. It's overstuffed, at times terribly boring, and quite often dreadful in so many ways... ...and I will be there on opening night to see it in theaters. Will never pass up a chance to see that big STAR WARS logo fly across a movie theater screen.
Every generation has a legend... #ThePhantomMenace returns to theaters May 3rd.
If I were to face Ohtani, personally, this is not where I’d throw 86 mph. Again that’s just me.
MIKE TAUCHMAN AGAIN! Two oppo-tacos tonight for the Palatine Pounder!
Oh damn, spaced out didn't realize that was the bottom of the 9th, WINNER! #Cubs #MondayMorningCubsShow #YouHaveToSeeIt
Last year in MLB when behind in count: 175 OPS Last year in AAA when behind in count: 439 OPS Avg 2023 MLB hitter when behind in count: 528 OPS This year in AAA when behind in count: 913 OPS Doesn’t need to continue the .900+ sorcery, but needs to show that improved fight.
Woke up with cotton mouth from smoking on a baseball bat of that Sixers pack last night and the first thing I did was quench my thirst with cup of Philadelphia’s tears
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Hey @nyjets, @VPasquantino wants to announce your pick! He'll be in Detroit Friday night!
Somehow @_willcompton does it again. There is no way this man thinks these are OVER EASY EGGS 😓😓
@barstoolcarl Had the same issue with my car key dealership wanted to charge me 300 I went to Ace Hardware by my home Charged me $20
@barstoolcarl Dealership is betting that atleast 1 of the next 20 people will not go find a Jim, and make just as much as Jim without having to pay the labor for 19 more keys cut.
@barstoolcarl God willing he has six strong innings (at least) today.
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