Nifty🥨 @bemisguided
Maker of Software. Maker of Music (@beamstheband and @thesurethings). Toronto Joined March 2009-
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Alright my first attempt to leave Twitter: Deleting the app. I'm on Insta if you know me and will miss me: niftycrawford.
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If you Insta here are my deets. I rarely post but when I do it's usually pictures of nature and shit.
For those of you whom I met on this website, thank you for a good time.
Mimi Parker was 55 and making music that sounded like this. Mimi Parker was 55 and was taken by ovarian cancer. Mimi Parker was 55 and deserved so much More. May she rest in peace while we PLAY THIS LOUD lowtheband.bandcamp.com/track/more
Friends, it’s hard to put the universe into language and into a short message, but She passed away last night, surrounded by family and love, including yours. Keep her name close and sacred. Share this moment with someone who needs you. Love is indeed the most important thing.
This is very sad. Her voice and Low's music will forever remain important and personal to me.
This is very sad. Her voice and Low's music will forever remain important and personal to me.
Low's Mimi Parker has died after a battle with cancer stereogum.com/2205232/low-mi…
"I would never sign with the Yankees, not even dead" 🔥
Not that I have many followers or friends here, but if Trump is back on Twitter, I'm probably off this platform. If you want to find me in the social media world I'm niftycrawford on Insta. Don't use it much but hey.
The Philly Phanatic's reaction to J.T. Realmuto's home run is awesome 💪
After a day of Boris amplification this joke is more apt.
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Welcome to Reds Country, Luke Maile! The #Reds have signed the catcher to a one-year deal for the 2023 season. Maile attended Covington Catholic High School and played collegiately at Kentucky.
There have been rock concerts with less production value
I don’t think I’ve fully internalized how frankly bizarre the world of suburban mega churches are. And I’m saying that as somebody who attended one as a kid
when people tell me they hate baseball that's fine i don't argue bc i don't care if u like baseball or not but like football has just as much, if not more, more stoppage of play imo
Baseball is the best sport because we don’t have these stupid timeouts every half second at the end of games.
I was the girl at the Santa Claus parade who was asked by a news anchor what I wanted Santa to bring me for Christmas and I said “books” and they said, “really?” and I glared and said, “books!”
I've seen some punchable faces in my day but this fucking chump makes Ted Cruz look like Dolly Parton. It's the hat that's just...
I'm an ok cook.
Also fuck everyone who said we were too young and naive to make change.
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