Ben Rosen @ben_rosen
writer / reps: @echolakeent instagram.com/benrosen88 Los Angeles Joined July 2008-
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yeah I like 420. maria menounos taking me on a behind the scenes look at what’s new in entertainment 4 20 minutes before the movie starts
Hello! I have a new cartoon!! When you have a case that needs to be cracked, sometimes ya gotta bring in The Big Dog…full short here: vimeo.com/936721402
my boss: what should we name our new car me, trying to get fired: cybertruck
me: sir there should be a microwave you can put metal in elon: working on it me: thank you sir i want my fork to be hot
honey i noticed you were singing the reprise to your i want song. have you undergone character development?
first baby: i don’t think we’re going to do screens for the first two years second baby: well her older brother is watching tv so she can watch some too third baby: ok bud this is called tubi, i’ll see you this afternoon
my wife just went outside and put her head in a cardboard box. i asked if it was time for the eclipse, she said “no i thought you were getting changed”
fox exec: we need you to make the scariest song of all time x-files composer: ok do do do do DO do fox exec: fuck stop too scary what the fuck
jerry: her pussy’s in bio? george: pussy in bio jerry! jerry: you still haven’t seen the pussy! george: she’s hiding it in the bio!
yeah i know the three body problem. every time i get into bed with my wife i’m the third body!
yeah i’ve got march madness (i am reading Little Women)
*bursting into kix headquarters* you tested on KIDS? *turning to the mothers with disgust* and you APPROVED?
starting to realize it wasn’t “fun” or “whimsical” for me to turn every traffic light green for all of st patrick’s day
my wife drops me off at the airport and starts crying. i say "honey, what's wrong?" she goes, "you're not on a boeing"
if the brightest stars of the silver screen don’t come out to shine on hollywood’s biggest night i’m going to kill myself
*neil degrasse tyson watching porn* no pizza delivery man would accept alternate compensation that would keep him from obtaining further tips
how can i monetize this skill
i really thought drew carey was holding a gun
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
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Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
46K Followers 1K Following Writer -- Single Parents, President Show, New Girl, Kroll Show, Workaholics. On Bluesky with the same handle.
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
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the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
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dylan gelula @DylanGelula
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DC Pierson @DCpierson
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono
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Tim Kalpakis @TimKalpakis
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Christine Nangle @nanglish
54K Followers 1K Following I have a dog who is my baby and I have a baby who is my child.
Lily Sullivan @LilyYily
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Retired Luke has his .. @JustLukeRyan
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GR1ME @GR1ME
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Randy Adis @RandyAdis
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138 Followers 2K Following When I was a child, I loved every animal I saw. Whether the animal was a cat, pig, or even an elephant, I always had the same reaction; I was in awe.
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681 Followers 825 Following Sie waren 4 Jahre auf dem College, und haben 4 Jahre Medizin studiert. Also kann ich wohl davon ausgehen, dass sie mindestens 8 Jahre alt sind Birte Schrein 😂
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150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
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Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
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Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
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the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
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CJ @CJNitkowski
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“We had a good thing, boy! We had the chicken man, we had a lab, it all ran like clockwork, son! Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off. You’re like a stick of dynamite, son. Can’t resist blowing it up! I say-I say, your pride and ego got the better of you, son!
Bradley Cooper in Maestro, 2023
Me, watching the first season of ER in 1994.
When you and your uncle in a hoe phase at the same time >>>
Now imagine the charter guests requested an 80s theme party
Crazy to think this is how humans explored the world for thousands of years
is there anything more psychotic than the self-imposed deadline. why am i bullying myself then in turn standing up to my bully (who is me) by not doing the work i know i want to get done but i refuse to be bullied (by me) so i will purposefully miss the deadline (that is fake)
I love this little guy and if people like him, there will be more. If not, I will put him down, so his life is in your hands
Hello! I have a new cartoon!! When you have a case that needs to be cracked, sometimes ya gotta bring in The Big Dog…full short here: vimeo.com/936721402
Hello! I have a new cartoon!! When you have a case that needs to be cracked, sometimes ya gotta bring in The Big Dog…full short here: vimeo.com/936721402
the way this actor delivers "i kid you not" has been stuck in my brain for twenty-two years.
A movie's world feels so much more fleshed out when characters with one or two lines are distinct and "lived in". Every face is an opportunity for something memorable. Spider-Man still showing everybody up 22 years later.
Hey it’s your pal Anita. I’m one of the many podcast producers that got laid off this year. I learned so much from my SiriusXM colleagues. I have a great eye for talent & experience in audio from development through editing in ProTools.Let’s work together! anitajewtina.com
Don't make me tap the sign
@ActionFigureWo1 I’m sayin, man is movin at light speed in cotton and polyester? lol
not you coming to me on the day of my daughter's wedding
@ben_rosen my boss: hmm, well what does it look like? me, trying to get fired: .....
i hate when adults say “tummy.” im an adult. it’s my STOMACH that hurts. because yet again. I had too many sweets without mothers permission
If you’re wondering if @joemcadam and I have been writing for this show the answer is “yes.”
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