Benn Eifert 🥷🏴☠️ @bennpeifert
CIO @ QVR. Derivatives and volatility. Tweets may relate to undisclosed investment holdings. No investment advice. Anti-fascist. San Francisco, CA Joined March 2011-
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forgot the third axis: "how much noise does it make"
forgot the third axis: "how much noise does it make"
Chickens lay eggs. And that... is how the world works. - Finn, 4
**class action lawsuit, if you ever owned a Macbook Pro with a butterfly keyboard 2015-2019** I always assumed it was just my total incompetence at writing of any kind, which is an absolute truth, but I'm glad to hear the keyboard battles were not just me
my parents are here, orion (1yo dog) just got upstairs where he isn't allowed and took a dump in the playroom, owen (2yo human) found it and gleefully smeared itself all over himself and his toys, if you're wondering how it's going over here
found some of my missing airpods, now cannot ever start a zoom call because i cant get the right ones connected. this is as Laozi intended
oddest market undercurrents for year-end, what are you seeing in your niche of the world?
by which Kamil means i forgot to mute myself before asking alexa to throw down
by which Kamil means i forgot to mute myself before asking alexa to throw down https://t.co/heugUVGq7T
Another pretender. Has he sat on the mothman throne in a swimsuit with a shotgun? If not, report
tfw a technology demo presents like a postmodern novel
fraudy ppl doxxing fraudy ppl today, everyone just ignore them all and go to bed
Do I have any followers who do subadvisory for ETFs? Am curious about a few things. Feel free to DM.
price a straddle to this density and ask yourself what marko would do
price a straddle to this density and ask yourself what marko would do
why is everyone so excited to make complete fools of themselves writing these articles washingtonpost.com/business/its-t…
market mayhem is one thing, but true chaos is when the whole global team is in the San Francisco office and the lunch delivery order gets canceled
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Tried going for the reality tv housewife look. Do I look like I’ve been blacklisted from several lawn maintenance companies or do I need bigger hair
Hey everyone, January 13 will be my last day at the University of Chicago Office of Investments. It’s been a wonderful 12+ years and I’m eternally grateful for the opportunity to support the mission of such a storied institution with a talented and brilliant team.
@benegotherit @bennpeifert isn’t this some maneuver on the inversion table? 💀😂
Quick 15 minute rewind session. Going back to Season 3 to highlight some of my “Bad Ideas” with @bennpeifert youtube.com/watch?v=KnjR0B…
@bennpeifert Not the point of this tweet but man you’re in shape! My 2023 resolution is to try to get back on the exercise wagon cause I’ve definitely put on a few extra pounds 😅 Oh also: happy new year 🎆
@bennpeifert I found a giant sand hole on the beach. My dog fell into it.
@bennpeifert i want to be like you when i grow up
@moreproteinbars @bennpeifert I'm wearing a shirt in the pool
@theemilyaccount @bennpeifert @be20684347 @therobotjames @brrrzooka “Once you get locked into a serious vol book, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the gamma. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a person in the depths of a gamma binge”
@bennpeifert @be20684347 @therobotjames @theemilyaccount @brrrzooka “We were somewhere around Barstow on the way to Benn’s pool party when the Reply Guys began to take hold.”
@bennpeifert Benn's thirst trapping again, everyone wants to get in his sand hole
@be20684347 @theemilyaccount @brrrzooka My goal for 2023 is to look good enough shirtless that I can be proudly photographed in @bennpeifert's pool.
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