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@JacquelynGill Cleared a clogged toilet.

New York City to offer free iftar meals throughout the month of Ramadan. Muslims facing food insecurity can pick up traditional halal meals at certain grab-and-go sites in all five boroughs, from now through April 19.

@Acyn When I find this situation, I consider just yelling loudly "I need help!" or simply going home and ordering online--I buy something at the store in order to use the feedback mechanism on the receipt to get my story across.

Not if I have to do it through act blue. twitter.com/AdamForColorad…

@AngryBlackLady I got a 99th percentile score on the Armed Forces Qualification test. Received calls from recruiters from all the services. Told them I was a Conscientious Objector. Army said "We have a program for that." and they did--medics. Didn't bite, though.

@aiddya Our home remedy from perhaps 50 years ago was coca-cola syrup over crushed ice. I even have a bottle from a pharmacy with about 4 oz of coca-cola syrup It has been continuously refrigerated, but I'm not sure how safe it is.

@alpendamon @NerdPyle We went to the park a week ago here in Philadelphia PA, and found that we were early for this year's display.

@Erin_Jewel @NerdPyle My watch claims to have snore detection, but I'm not sure it comes in a size he'd like.

do fish think? Why is it that whenever I buy something, I immediately am inundated with ads for that very thing. This seems...DUMB.

@windowscentral I remember that. Driving out to the 'burbs to find an (egghead?) store and buy it at midnight. Mind you I had been beta testing it...

Is there a name for small grey cats? This is Shadow. twitter.com/NicoleChablis/…

@SwiftOnSecurity My son got through Oregon Trail before he knew how to read by exactly that method.

@Leba_Miller @MollyJongFast He only succeeds if we read those articles. I ignore anything about him--not worth my time.

@BBCNews And this is the subject of the NPR series All Creatures Great and Small. The time setting was the start of wwII, so this is a continuing problem. In people, less so--although I have tested positive for TB, probably from exposure to a babysitter--I've never had active disease.

@martin_kelley A silent wedding seems quite unlikely in my experience. Most weddings are filled with joyful ministry.

All but one of the 201 coal power plants in the US could be replaced with Solar or Wind for less than continuing to maintain the coal plants. msn.com/en-us/money/ma…

@dog_rates @NerdPyle This is reminding me of the click-bait article I read yesterday about what a bald eagle had dived for and carried off in its talons: Yes, pizza!

@davidhogg111 When I was in elementary school, this was a picture of me sheltering from a nuclear bomb.

Don't mess with a union mason: A mason living near Chicago Circle Campus was irked at coming home and finding someone parked in the driveway behind his house. After leaving notes, with no change, he built a wall out of concrete blocks just above the height of the rear bumper.

@martin_kelley Our house was completed in 1896. I never considered what kind of water flowed into it in those days. We still have a lead water line to the street. Replacing it is on my list, but it isn't urgent because the city water department keeps it well coated. twitter.com/PhillyInquirer…

One law - PLCAA (Protection Lawful Commerce in Arms Act) - prevents the gun industry from being held accountable to make guns safer. Data, science, and industry responsibility made cars safer, we need the same for guns. Repeal PLCAA @ChrisMurphyCT @BarackObama @SenSchumer @POTUS twitter.com/TristanSnell/s…

@williamslauram Gemini here. I read LOTS of mysteries and almost never know who the killer is.

Spouse attempts to burn down back yard by dumping not-yet-cooled ashes into composter...

@dakacki I was sitting on a trolley and two young women behind me were conversing: "I go running in the Woodlands cemetary." "I could never do that with all those dead people." I really enjoy cemeteries as green space.

Cat owners: It's called SLIDE because that is the best way to get the box across the floor.

@troyhunt @Charlotte_Hunt_ I've always wanted an oven where the door when opened can slide back under the oven--as seen in the British baking shows. In our kitchen, we actually raised all the appliances and counters by the height of a two x four. No bending over to work in the sink, etc.

@eksterwallets RFID protection is a must these days, but can be had in thinner more flexible wallets.

@GrahamGarner15 twitter.com/olgatuleninova…

@GeorgeTakei adopted from the pound dog.