Biology Beauty @biology_beauty
Organized chaos. Celebrating/surviving life in my thirties one day at a time. United States Joined April 2016-
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One of my managers at work messaged me and asked, “Are you excited for tomorrow” and I panicked trying to remember what I was forgetting and if I was supposed to be doing something bc I already have an extremely full plate. She was asking bc she knows I’m a big Swiftie 😂
It’s important to LET your grieving friends talk about their loved ones and simply exist with them in that moment. Let them tell stories without feeling the need to “awww💔” or pad your statements with gentle sentiments. Discussing the dead often has very little to do with death.
Worked late, came home just in time to do bedtime, got my grumpy girl ready for bed, calmed down, almost asleep, annnndddd she threw up all over both of us 😭 TG she’s cleaned up and asleep and J and I are eating pizza and drinking wine. What a week.
“You might realize that my calendar for today is blocked off and that’s because I’m supposed to be off” 🙃🙃
For everyone wondering it was negative 😂 I was expecting that which was why I wasn’t super invested in the results at the time. I’ve been feeling extra gross in the mornings and just wanted to confirm it was bc my 10 month old keeps waking me up and nothing else. Phewww.
For everyone wondering it was negative 😂 I was expecting that which was why I wasn’t super invested in the results at the time. I’ve been feeling extra gross in the mornings and just wanted to confirm it was bc my 10 month old keeps waking me up and nothing else. Phewww.
I took a pregnancy test this morning and in the rush of trying to get myself and my baby ready and out the door I forgot it on the bathroom counter and never checked it. So that’s gonna be a fun thing to come home to later 🙃
I won 3rd place in a silly work competition and I get $75 🎉
I’ve been managing projects for years and I still hate sending out super large invoices. I am STRESSED this morning.
FYI for those of you who ALSO didn’t know what to do with your eclipse glasses now that it’s over 🤣
Last night was rough and bedtime tonight was rough so legally baby girl HAS to sleep well tonight, right?
My MIL is obsessed with making every basic thing my kid does a characteristic of *her* family and it drives me nuts. “Oh she ripped her sock off! She’s a [insert last name]!!” Uhh or she’s just a 10 month old?
Put baby girl down for a nap. Did dishes, started laundry, took a shower, and sat down at my desk to do some work work for a 9:30 call tomorrow…. annnnd she woke up. She’s been doing 2 to 2.5 hour morning naps so I was thinking I had more time.
M 💍 @txfiancee
5K Followers 285 Following take the moment and taste it you’ve got not reason to be afraid you’re on your own kid, yea you can face this ☉𝚃𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚜 ☽ 𝚂𝚊𝚐i𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 ↑ 𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚘
The Lor @sarcasticLory
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britt 👩🏻🦰.. @wifewines
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east coast millennial.. @1millennialwife
50 Followers 111 Following almost 30 - banker - reader - swiftie - disney adult - dog mom - trying to be become a mom - readaholic 📚 - full service travel agent
M 💍 @txfiancee
5K Followers 285 Following take the moment and taste it you’ve got not reason to be afraid you’re on your own kid, yea you can face this ☉𝚃𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚜 ☽ 𝚂𝚊𝚐i𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 ↑ 𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚘
Chai Dog Mom @Chai_DogMom
4K Followers 295 Following Trying to navigate the heaviest grief I’ve ever felt from the most traumatic year of my life. GSD mom forever 🖤 Wanna be gym rat. NYC-ish. #gototherapy
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The Lor @sarcasticLory
531 Followers 636 Following Crafted by European artisans in NYC. Limited edition. Vintage. Sought after by many.
Chaotically, @chaoticandfine
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NY Doll @thenewyorkdoll
992 Followers 591 Following mom + wife 👨👩👦 • queen of imposter syndrome • stressed, depressed, occasionally well dressed • geriatric millennial 👵🏻
🐝 @CoffeeTeachWine
4K Followers 527 Following • Washed up elementary teacher👩🏼🏫 • Fiancée 💍7.5.25👰🏼♀️ • Fur mama to 4 😻😼😺😸• Retired Potterhead ⚡ • Insufferable Swiftie • World Traveler 🌎✈️ •
Cats & Crosschecks✈.. @catncarattt
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jackie's heart neckla.. @_vodkaqueen
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Victoria Grayson @notrichbrunette
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Corey @lifew_littles
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freckled wanderer @freckledbean
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britt 👩🏻🦰.. @wifewines
3K Followers 728 Following someone’s hot wife, mom of 3, been saying no instead of yes ✨
the capricorn gremlin.. @hiiisteph
1K Followers 345 Following under no obligation to make sense • professional nature nerd • good witch • she/her • 🏳🌈🪬
Coffee.Mom.Peloton.Re.. @pelocorp_mom
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t @redheaded_wreck
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So-Called Mikey LLC �.. @MikeJinID
1K Followers 5K Following Boise State alum from before it was trendy. #OGatHP #ChindenBlvdMafia Usually laffin’on Twitter. Re-tweets likely means I was amused, does not mean endorsement.Still haven’t even finished the first album!! Do not recommend having a v busy work day on a Taylor release day!
can we talk about this lyric? good for u tay i guess
This review thread is SPOT ON. Well done 👏🏼
1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.
1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.
@NathanCHubbard This is one of the best reviews I’ve seen in a long time. I wholeheartedly agree, she wasn’t planning for this to be her best album, she wanted us to know how she’s felt because that’s what she does, she’s a storyteller.
3am version this 2am version that lets do a 6:30-7pm est version next time
You have to try and be understand of ppl and their feelings cause you truly never know what they may be going through. For all you know they could have a clothing tag that’s driving them insane.
OUCH
🚨| New lyrics from Taylor Swift's "THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT"! #TSTTPD "As she was leaving, it felt like breathing"
One like and im coming out of retirement
James is officially the number one guy of this group. Loving him call out Tom for being a liar! #PumpRules
I’m obsessed with James Kennedy. Straight up looking at Sandoval and calling him a liar? Stunning #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules
It’s important to LET your grieving friends talk about their loved ones and simply exist with them in that moment. Let them tell stories without feeling the need to “awww💔” or pad your statements with gentle sentiments. Discussing the dead often has very little to do with death.
It’s easy to overlook a man’s baggage when your frontal lobe is still at medium rare
Schwartz said that his favorite thing about his new 23 year old gf is that she overlooks all his baggage. #PumpRules
the original "men ain't shit" song
I have so many things to accomplish before May 2 and rather than work on them I'm just staring at my computer thinking about all of the things I have to do 🤣
I feel like this is one of those things that has a short-ish childhood lifespan. After kids hit age 10? 12? They really don’t want nearly as much to do with a swingset anymore (😢). So better investment to get NOW for a decade of love, than to wait. It feels right. 💕
Sundays are for the blondes. Idk wtf I’m talking about it just sounds good.
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