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my bake potato and 3 episodes of the sopranos- post work has been hitting crazy. guess i really don’t need to have sex again
me listening to maps by yeah yeah yeahs
me whispering “marnie coded”
not a 23 yr old buying me my beer bc i forgot my ID
VIDEODROME (1983, David Cronenberg)
not to sound like an old person but dating apps killed crushes
starting 75 hard tomorrow please respect my privacy at this time
It Happened To Me: I Thought I Was Too Cool To Care About The Eclipse Last Week But In Doing So I Denied A Fundamental Truth About Myself (Loving Being A Part Of Things) And Now It's Today And I Don't Have Glasses
nice day for window cats
SWEET PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING EVERYWHERE. I HOPE YOU HAVE A HEART OF KINDNESS AND COMPASSION.
telling my boss that something he said to me “really hurt my feelings”
My favorite way of judging if an album is good or not is if my cat just sits in front of the record player and listens. Up now: Peach Pit - You and Your Friends
me genuinely tweaking when i fall for an april fools joke
every so often i get humbled by the library. not an original thought in this noggin, baby
angelina joliet @eggslovato
700 Followers 521 Following MOM, MANAGER, MOMAGER, LOVER OF LIFE, LOVER OF CHRIST. VIP LOUNGE: @MYOWNPRIVATEGGO
SunlitWhirl @SunlitWhir74989
3 Followers 832 Following
FREE PALESTINE - keta.. @vantablackbitch
1K Followers 905 Following 1312 | rock 'n roll faggot puttin the cunt in country | patron saint of switchblade fights
Moon @MoonUnhinged
8 Followers 22 Following this is where I come to tweet the things that would get me unfollowed on main
Kiwi @kiwicawi
47 Followers 110 Following ✨pls be nice to me✨ just a gal who loves friendship/games/anime & 90's star trek https://t.co/cmEotwtky6
cancer moon crisis @miseenvy
10 Followers 22 Following they may take our circles!!! but they will never take!!! OUR PRIVVVVSSS!!!!
tall ipad baby @saint_brig
407 Followers 490 Following
logan square lost con.. @Logansquareluv
28 Followers 133 Following
Matty Merritt @mattynotmaddie
4K Followers 4K Following I AM FROM NEBRASKA AND I ALWAYS HAVE A LOOSE BAG OF IBUPROFEN IN MY BACKPACK.
Genevieve @ErendizHan39602
5 Followers 243 Following
Lucia @Rabia5405693415
2 Followers 132 Following
emma 🫒 @EmmaGreenleaf
427 Followers 403 Following Nicole Kidman’s tank top in Eyes Wide Shut fan account. Marketing + programming @facetschicago
krustigirl @krustidurkin
1K Followers 556 Following adorable comedian who hosts Crushes every sunday 8:30pm at AliveOne Chicago!!!
milf bot @analoghedonist
109 Followers 364 Following ❣️𝖏𝖔𝖆𝖓 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖞❣️ book gremlin ✨ trans dyke ✨ gods favorite
marnie @ilovbeingsick
511 Followers 398 Following strong belief that there is a conspiracy by men to pretend I’m not a genius. official mazzy star slut.
kero’s corner @_ouijabored
504 Followers 466 Following Regina George “shut up” gif replybot. future Bad Girls Club cast member. bad at Overwatch. average Lúcio main. avid Moira defender. she/her
smoke follows beauty @grldikslampiece
109 Followers 452 Following crypto-isma3ili transexual; trauma robot. it/she/he/any. call me smoke pls
carly rae jepsen’s .. @dillon_log_off
493 Followers 1K Following DiLLON 🤘 former psycho, future cult leader. they/them
hot girl chumley-mcba.. @clur98
477 Followers 672 Following community theatre nepotism baby / / (she/her)
Cc: Zine | SUBMISSION.. @theCczine
1K Followers 2K Following dublin’s digi literary magazine for the new, subversive, sarcastic, angry, innovative and entertaining || also @thecc_live || Sign up ↓
socialist thee jordie @socialistjordie
608 Followers 553 Following black lives matter black trans lives matter
bisexual cigarette sm.. @necrohenta1baby
42 Followers 149 Following
dprk john cassavetes @kim_taenyun
2K Followers 958 Following i love films and film photography | korean reunification, please | actor @stewarttalent
rusty broadsword @benniedejette
180 Followers 522 Following inventor of being ugly hot //they/them please
Goblin Banker @goblinbanker
770 Followers 2K Following mids connoisseur | lamp enthusiast | ok programmer
rrabma @orangecunnty
220 Followers 392 Following
Kaitlin Grady @_kaitlingrady
5K Followers 5K Following cultivating meat @CleverCarnivore 🌱🧫🥩/ prev @GoodFoodInst / cellist 🎻 / songwriter 🎸🎹 🎶 / végane / cat person / bikes 🚲/ Tar Heel 🐏 / views mine 🇫🇷
Bill Porter @BillPor21274830
283 Followers 2K Following
Ian Koranek 🇺🇦 @iankoranek
564 Followers 801 Following Actor, Writer, Stand-up, Sentimental Curmudgeon; Repped by @mwatalent
CHIRP Radio 107.1FM @CHIRPRadio
13K Followers 3K Following CHIRP 107.1FM is a listener-supported community radio station in Chicago. This acct not routinely monitored by on-air DJs: request songs using #CHIRPrequest.
People Selling Mirror.. @SellingAMirror
186K Followers 901 Following Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
Robert A. Heimberg @heimberg_a
9K Followers 5K Following I INVITE DM'S AND QUESTIONS. I OFTEN POST VIDEO CLIPS ON FACEBOOK. NO PROFILE PICTURE THERE.
natasha @tashteshtish
28K Followers 458 Following
Ilovemarnie @ilovemarniefait
1 Followers 0 Following
FREE PALESTINE - keta.. @vantablackbitch
1K Followers 905 Following 1312 | rock 'n roll faggot puttin the cunt in country | patron saint of switchblade fights
⛓️blake austin ta.. @blakeaustinink
7K Followers 973 Following Tattooer at The Tattoo Guild in Boonton NJ. Medieval blackwork & traditional tattoos. All flash repeatable. @ blakeaustinink on IG. he/him
Katie Rife @RifewithKatie
12K Followers 4K Following Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t play basketball. Ex- AV Club. Freelance @vulture, @Letterboxd, @indiewire, @ebertvoices, and other fine retailers.
Moon @MoonUnhinged
8 Followers 22 Following this is where I come to tweet the things that would get me unfollowed on main
Podlasie Club @PodlasieClub
174 Followers 248 Following low-lit polish dive with rotating DJs and weekly dance parties
WBEZ @WBEZ
142K Followers 2K Following We are Chicago’s NPR station and your trusted source of news and information. Support our mission at https://t.co/CTAcBpyHv4
Field Museum @FieldMuseum
107K Followers 927 Following The #FieldMuseum is home to 4.5+ billion years of natural history (including @SUEtheTrex 🦖). Special exhibitions: #LegendsToLeeches 🩸 and #UnseenOceans 🌊
Lucia Whalen @whalenlucia
659 Followers 454 Following Environmental Educator + Comic Comms Manager @openlands
Great Lake Jumper @TheRealDtox
12K Followers 3K Following Dan O’Conor-Jumping into Lake Michigan Daily since June 13, 2020. Cameo: greatlakejumper. Instagram: Danielt.oc . Live Music Fanatic.
Jurnee Taylor @jurneetaylor7
202 Followers 242 Following not named after the band. probably listening to post malone.
Kiwi @kiwicawi
47 Followers 110 Following ✨pls be nice to me✨ just a gal who loves friendship/games/anime & 90's star trek https://t.co/cmEotwtky6
cancer moon crisis @miseenvy
10 Followers 22 Following they may take our circles!!! but they will never take!!! OUR PRIVVVVSSS!!!!
second fridge in the .. @eightfoldpathPM
1K Followers 404 Following the bearable aightness of being @thankyou_chef 💻🍳 @helliskickingmy 🎙🔥
regular steve albini @electricalWSOP
92K Followers 190 Following recording engineer who plays billiards and poker, and eats like a viking I reflexively block blue check accounts and promoted tweets @electricalwsop.bsky.social
Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock
61K Followers 457 Following Song Do-er / Craig of the Creek Composer / Back To The Island co-host blurtin' through a corpse
yard dog @darryl_fish
386 Followers 594 Following good ideas. as a woman, sometimes i like to post my L's
PilsenCommunityBooks @PilsenCommBooks
9K Followers 338 Following Established 2016, worker owned and operated since 2020. Always Carry A Book 📚
🌟ivy🌟 @wolktress
46K Followers 1K Following the lovechild of jonbenet ramsey and sam kinison. #YOUNGHOLLYWOOD lowbie. indie darling. comic. actress. writer. internet girl. incel. hooker. diva. hag.
sam filby @two_standpoints
6K Followers 617 Following Philosophy PhD student; riding for the feeling
lotion wizard @old_lotion
18K Followers 1K Following mid. art stuff: @aged_cream. she/her. $lotionwiz
fluorescent sweat @vaneinaction
513 Followers 813 Following a collapsing star with tunnel vision (they/she)
lou @archivalrival
2K Followers 1K Following have I gone to hell? is that it? have I gone straight to hell? painter and bookseller
lucy “bitchin’ ca.. @nicotineliker
5K Followers 750 Following lucy from twitter makes tweets on twitter
nicola & the huge nat.. @nicolanotnikki
635 Followers 555 Following trans lady icon of my bathroom mirror
World Health Organiza.. @WHO
12.3M Followers 2K Following We are the #UnitedNations’ health agency - #HealthForAll. ▶️ Always check our latest tweets on #COVID19 for updated advice/information.
beth @BeefMartian
716 Followers 525 Following Beth Martin • making stuff for CRUD @crudcountry • she/her
Elizabeth Moen @emoenmusic
1K Followers 319 Following Duo Tour this February dates at my website below :)
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
686K Followers 157 Following by @olivia__ms // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // [email protected] for enquiries
What's stopping you from designing UI like this?
I just got such a huge boner OMG
Baby Reindeer: the 'random series of numbers like spam' used in the stalker's email address are, in fact, the cursed numbers from LOST
Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
Im not a DJ, and when I am (never) Im not a particularly good one but 3 hr set for 50$ base is insane for even me (not a good DJ who isnt a DJ) idc if its just ambient music lolz
my hero
Yakult‘s mascot, Yakult-Man, is here to save everyone's stomach from bad bacteria.
Frantically printing zines because she says we’re stocking them…once a rookie girl always a rookie girl!
today i learned the piña colada song is NOT a jimmy buffett song and honestly my world has been rocked
This is what it’s like when I tell cesar good morning
ghibli was crazy for this one
On this day in 1988, Hayao Miyazaki's MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO and Isao Takahata's GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES premiered in theatres in Japan.
(texting my fiancée who also has twitter) be home in about ten minutes just got off the train (tweeting) it's easy to stealfrom a train yard
What treasures will you find at our #LPSale? Join us on the 8th floor (Arts & Music Department) of Harold Washington Library and buy records for $1 each! Remember, cash only, Apr. 25-28. Full details here: bit.ly/1lpsale #LP
Me when i had EBT
You are not an e-girl. You’re a 33 year old woman undergoing an identity crisis.
I’m not a cheater I’m just neurodivergent
Me and the biggest retards in the county on turbo tax right now
just filed my own taxes. See y’all in prison
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