Corrupt human tornado @blorkmazzio
if I rub my two brain cells together hard enough I'll at least be warmer than the rest of you Amherst, NY Joined August 2017-
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I love saying “my parter” to people who don’t know me well bc it’s like, am I queer? Am I a cowboy? A detective? You’ll never know
Is it a bad decision? Maybe! Is it gonna be one hell of a fun project? Absolutely. Everyone meet Betty, the newest member of the family.
omg!!
This is a public call out to @mateomoboe because I've been fully 5G for 2 weeks and he still hasn't come over for a hug n kiss party
God I love a good buffalo accent
Idk who needs to hear this right now but if your car is BROKEN or MAKING WEIRD SOUNDS, DONT IGNORE IT AND KEEP DRIVING!
...yes
Preface: I have ADHD. So, the way my memory works for scheduled events goes like this- Make plan, forget thing, remember thing, forget thing, remember thing, forget thing, hopefully remember in time to make it. Is this how non-adhd people feel too?
This is a public I miss @bethanyxclancy post and that is all I have to say about that
Quick question on how to be an adult- when someone asks you to "get a nice bottle of wine" what does nice mean? What wine? You mean the boxes aren't nice? Someone help
I self-deprecate at times but I do ultimately believe I deserve a trident
Friendly reminder that oregon votes 100% COMPLETELY BY MAIL. and is a fucking BLUE STATE. This is literally fascism. And nobody is stopping it.
Friendly reminder that oregon votes 100% COMPLETELY BY MAIL. and is a fucking BLUE STATE. This is literally fascism. And nobody is stopping it.
Once again, louder for the assholes in back- PORTLAND PROTESTS WERE PEACEFUL AND A QUARTER OF THE SIZE THEY ARE NOW BEFORE HE SENT IN FEDERAL AGENTS! PORTLAND IS FUNCTIONING AS NORMAL, AND THE COUPLE BLOCKS WITH PROTESTERS JUST HAVE SOME GRAFITI ON THEM. THATS IT. FUCK.
Once again, louder for the assholes in back- PORTLAND PROTESTS WERE PEACEFUL AND A QUARTER OF THE SIZE THEY ARE NOW BEFORE HE SENT IN FEDERAL AGENTS! PORTLAND IS FUNCTIONING AS NORMAL, AND THE COUPLE BLOCKS WITH PROTESTERS JUST HAVE SOME GRAFITI ON THEM. THATS IT. FUCK.
Don’t vote for Kanye. Fuck JK Rowling, she’s an insane idiot. Wear a mask, and get tested for COVID. That’s it. That’s the news. Happy freakin Tuesday.
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Kim @khtrumpet
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k 🏜 @katie_and_music
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k 🏜 @katie_and_music
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Got my wedding dress today!!! I am a princess!!! I am beautiful!!!!!!! What a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADHD-ers usually have an interest-based nervous system. Meaning that a task needs either novelty, urgency, competition or interest for them to be motivated or focused. Learning this and adapting boring, everyday tasks to fit into one of these categories can be life-changing.
People often ask if I have ADHD and, look, I don’t know what I have but, honestly, whatever it is…I think it’s great.
Have you guys seen Jury Duty on Amazon yet? Brought to you by two of the Office’s greatest writers, Gene and Lee. 1st “comedy” that has made me actually laugh in YEARS!
Tough day for everyone... but spare a thought for Complexly and DFTBA employees, who temporarily have Kirkland Brand Hank Green as their CEO.
@sportswithjohn weird because i always get called john green in public
accidentally wore this top with jeans and mateo said i looked white af :(
broccoli? tired, basic, washed up whore broccolini? brilliant, inspired, icon, legend
fav winston moment?
Bringing back my finsta at 25 years old I miss the collective suffering
Reception venue contract is officially complete!! Very excited that my wedding reception will be in the same place I watched a drunken Conor Oberst go totally off the rails and Irish goodbye his own set!
the lady who created @canva deserves everything in life. when we eat the rich, i will save her.
I love women that hate men because they usually love me and that's pretty gender euphoric
What did everyone do the first morning after the snow fall last weekend? This is what Luna did! ❄️🐻❄️❄️
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