Blurr @blurryfoto
I’m a big fan of stroopwafels. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Canada Joined November 2010-
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The stock market make USA and Canada to a third world countries.
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I've been burned out since kindergarten
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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.
I’m blocking all the ads just to piss off the owner of this site.
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Friend: I grow flowers. Another friend: I grow my own veggies. Me: I grow restless. Weary. Tired of this endless cycle of pain that we call life.
Just folded a fitted sheet. DM me if you are not a psychopath and looking for a husband.
This dove outside my house has been cooing since five in the morning, I hope he or she finds its partner.
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If I could keep you, I would keep you forever.
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
12K Followers 630 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
15K Followers 4K Following BD. Author of Dreams of Perfection (2000). Online Film Critics Society alum, Rotten Tomatoes
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
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Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
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Vlada Mars @VladaMars
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A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 852 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
Mikey from Canarsie. .. @mikeym00n
9K Followers 7K Following Humor,musician,mental health,kayaking, biking, Retired, owned by cats, jack-of-all-trades. ✡️🌈Kindness matters!
Reta Coffman @Retacof
15K Followers 13K Following golf, bicycle, kayak. socially liberal...women's rights advocate. miss wheat harvest 1958 https://t.co/i2raBGqzYw http://
January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames
19K Followers 2K Following Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.
Migdalia Zurowski @MigdaliaZu87288
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Cassie Goller @CassieGoll6594
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Angie @AngelinaC72
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Vikky🇺🇸 @vikky00999
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Menaal Ciardullo @CiarduMena
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Alina Geeter @AlinaGeet
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Yara Tyrus @TyrusYara56763
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Seth Yantiss @s_yantiss
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Jmal Alroh @JmalAlroh12
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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃.. @im_all_id
6K Followers 1K Following middling jokes & existential dread // been seen in a meme 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀: https://t.co/ljqs50wF9Z
pea8K @pea8K
691 Followers 544 Following i'm a tiny green orb of deliciousness, a pea in perfect 8K, and fitness.
😼 @dutchessprim
31K Followers 3K Following “…KC Chiefs come and break these geeks Make 'em taste these cleats!” ❤️💛🤍 - vote 💙
Jo Bean💕 @jobrowneyes
26K Followers 5K Following Concentrated formula of snarky and emotional vomit. Every 11:11 spoken for, and each minute in between. Connections that can’t be broken 🔗
Lucio @Lucio28990018
25 Followers 454 Following
B̶h̶a̶v̶y̶a̶♥.. @bhavyaxoxo
1K Followers 561 Following Good vibes ❤️⭐☆ Awareness Against Animal Cruelty~🙏 Self Love ♡ Liver 🩷️
Mike Mentalpause @mentalpause1
4K Followers 2K Following The glass is half-full AND half-empty. I can be in 2 places at the same time. This rabbit hole never ends. Wilford Brimley once offered me a Werther's Original
Basically Broken @SalorMoon_Shine
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Thomous Larry @LarryThomous
6 Followers 156 Following
slip-n-slide for the .. @Joe2Jen
1K Followers 4K Following Just a guy in Evansville. Food, Fun, Laughter. and Cats 🐈.
dianarama @dirtybirdie_
2K Followers 3K Following I enjoy really smart folks with really dumb jokes. In like 4 gangs. Funk Soldier. Cat lady. #IStillOwnStupidHashtags. Ex-Seattleite. Blocked by Rudy Giuliani.
Stephanie Wyeld @steph_the_twit
11K Followers 5K Following Laugher, writer, mom. MEng, BSc plus I took a grammar course and learned how to dangle a participle. I wrote that thing that one time
Mike @Parentpains
10K Followers 2K Following Don’t worry, you’d hate me in real life too. My Tweets are in the link👇
Scott with a Silent T @SilenttScott
1K Followers 3K Following FYI, in Scott the first T is silent. He's told he's happily married. Dog named Lulah. Online Content Creator. Roots in WNC and Spokane.
T odd @RubberGlueFU
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❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
4K Followers 2K Following The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️
Jane, actually @MaidOfBeans
5K Followers 2K Following This is a tale of narwhals and icebergs and avoiding the latter whenever you can. https://t.co/ikknrewM3P
courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages
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Mama Needs A Coke @MamaNeedsACoke
4K Followers 2K Following At least three of my kids are funnier than me. https://t.co/TKorTRQdMa
tina leowen @Kehinde17841784
2 Followers 29 Following
morecodesthanMI5 @morethanMI5
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MMM @MMMTheBoss1
2K Followers 5K Following Vote Dem in every local, state, and federal election. Cook with a lot of garlic & black pepper-it tastes good.
Angie thinks ur amazi.. @angiethinksFFS
14K Followers 14K Following *Not a life coach* Terms subject to change, without notice. Breast Cancer, got me. 🙏 https://t.co/JhxCSvsweO
Jen @magnetsbyjen
1K Followers 5K Following Mom+, Worker 🐝, comedy makes my 🌎 livable. I 📸 life. Always in Pain trying to get out. I’m rare 🦓, but I like my meat well-done. Disabled, Advocate she/her
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
12K Followers 630 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
15K Followers 4K Following BD. Author of Dreams of Perfection (2000). Online Film Critics Society alum, Rotten Tomatoes
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Vlada Mars @VladaMars
27K Followers 3K Following pianist and composer, dreamer and words weaver; WORDS https://t.co/oTw8XDGt8A MUSIC https://t.co/UeJh1a71Oz;
A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 852 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
Mikey from Canarsie. .. @mikeym00n
9K Followers 7K Following Humor,musician,mental health,kayaking, biking, Retired, owned by cats, jack-of-all-trades. ✡️🌈Kindness matters!
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 987 Following
BlankExpression @BlankExpressio1
110K Followers 3K Following Georgia 🍑s are the sweetest. Would I lie to you, baby? https://t.co/IbT1bP5hzP
Coffee Memes @babyyodaclips
604 Followers 460 Following I Love Coffee. You do too. Post Anything Coffee memes quotes, pic status it's all about the coffee ☺#meme #coffee
😼 @dutchessprim
31K Followers 3K Following “…KC Chiefs come and break these geeks Make 'em taste these cleats!” ❤️💛🤍 - vote 💙
Renee @Renar27
219 Followers 464 Following I quite enjoy postcards. Also, a terrible speller. Also also, not a crazy person. 🇦🇺
Mike Mentalpause @mentalpause1
4K Followers 2K Following The glass is half-full AND half-empty. I can be in 2 places at the same time. This rabbit hole never ends. Wilford Brimley once offered me a Werther's Original
B̶h̶a̶v̶y̶a̶♥.. @bhavyaxoxo
1K Followers 561 Following Good vibes ❤️⭐☆ Awareness Against Animal Cruelty~🙏 Self Love ♡ Liver 🩷️
Basically Broken @SalorMoon_Shine
30K Followers 4K Following Waiting for someone to finally take me seriously, so I came to Twitter
slip-n-slide for the .. @Joe2Jen
1K Followers 4K Following Just a guy in Evansville. Food, Fun, Laughter. and Cats 🐈.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃.. @im_all_id
6K Followers 1K Following middling jokes & existential dread // been seen in a meme 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀: https://t.co/ljqs50wF9Z
Ariel ❥ @bunnyinthedark
99 Followers 59 Following I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see ? • Alice
i_wasn't_looking_ @i_wasnt_looking
6K Followers 2K Following TIME TO DIP - ✌️ something verbose and intriguing - https://t.co/8B1kEuYVNT
Mike @Parentpains
10K Followers 2K Following Don’t worry, you’d hate me in real life too. My Tweets are in the link👇
❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
4K Followers 2K Following The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️
T odd @RubberGlueFU
5K Followers 3K Following
Irishrygirl @irishrygirl
114K Followers 31K Following Enigma, I'm not a snowflake, I'm an avalanche. never claimed to be lady like. I swear a lot. . My posts are my own and do not represent those of my employer
Stephanie Wyeld @steph_the_twit
11K Followers 5K Following Laugher, writer, mom. MEng, BSc plus I took a grammar course and learned how to dangle a participle. I wrote that thing that one time
AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready
45K Followers 8K Following I wanted to go out and change the world but I couldn’t find a babysitter.
Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro
2K Followers 743 Following Actor | Comedy Writer. Original Sally in @PuffsPlay off-Bway. Proud graduate of Space Camp.
DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
18K Followers 1K Following My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.
Emily ™ @emily_tweets
252K Followers 2K Following typical fucking scorpio - header art: @sasa_elebea
Jane, actually @MaidOfBeans
5K Followers 2K Following This is a tale of narwhals and icebergs and avoiding the latter whenever you can. https://t.co/ikknrewM3P
Mama Needs A Coke @MamaNeedsACoke
4K Followers 2K Following At least three of my kids are funnier than me. https://t.co/TKorTRQdMa
ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸 @YourSomeone11
49K Followers 3K Following I lost my identity, I found myself. 📸 Mine https://t.co/djB5pKALgp
M🔴T @JusyMot
14K Followers 8K Following I do not give you consent to casually slide and pitch into my dm.
One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom
14K Followers 942 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj
morecodesthanMI5 @morethanMI5
24K Followers 19K Following
KJ @IDontSpeakWhine
16K Followers 2K Following Just a mom trying to stay sane one day at a time with 2 teens and a silly dog!
courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages
47K Followers 13K Following
Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1
37K Followers 28K Following Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 963 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
eLeni @eleniZarro
17K Followers 2K Following Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. My best hits: https://t.co/aXLLBNuMx3 🐎 💜
Ginger @gingerbrigade1
52K Followers 536 Following in 100 years none of this is gonna matter. as seen on @huffpost. @a_aronking is mine. in case of emergency: @gingerbrigade2
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
54K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •Some people are just not worthy of your retweets.
My kid: mumma I will buy you a gift out of my piggy bank money…. Also my kid: … but you have to put that same amount of money back in the piggy bank after I get you the gift
I have to be a lot things to different people in my life and am compartmentalized here, on this account, I can be all of me without a filter and that is my liberation
If you were supposed to be famous maybe you would be famous by now.
Who approved all this shit, Mothman? (Gestures vaguely at everything)
No one: My kid: fart is just your bum’s way of saying “hello”
Called in, "If you check the weather forecast, there's a 30% chance of rain and a 100% chance I'm not coming in today."
You sound like you wait in line 12 hours for the opening of an HEB grocery store
First day as a school teacher, “ when do the holidays start?”
Bought water, milk, bubble water, beer and tequila. I’m good for a week. If ya don’t count the tacos.
Happy eclipse day. Remember MAGA you don’t need those woke special glasses. Just look at it!
As soon as the sun begins to darken today, I'm going to bed.
Yeah, I don’t think this is working out. —me to employment
I just think it's funny that... nevermind I got nothing.
If you can’t value small victories, you won’t be able to appreciate big successes.
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