marggie™ @boldzucchini
john cassavetes hate account ,, thinking yeehaw thoughts North Carolina, USA Joined January 2017-
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I'm like if an unemployed person had a job
You can tell she’s from North Carolina because she has the breathtaking, superlunary beauty you only see in friendly hostesses at The Flying Biscuit, home of the Pancake Taco, located in the heart of Raleigh
i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine
just saw on the news that Drake just turned into a bug and flew away
They’re adding a new rule to chess and it has to do with love
Bob Dylan's best songs are about shit like this
kept my back turned to a man SCREAMING at me in the subway but he just didn’t want me to pay the fare <3 thanks for holding the door king ily
What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever
twinning w 💕frankie💕
'Bout to come unglued honest to goodness
prepare for hot girl summer by getting your (•_•) <) )/ hot / \ (•_•) \( (> girl / \ (•_•) 🎣 ) )> fishing license
one of these days i’m gonna disappear and return forklift certified
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