@borgposting you can tell the food is just for show and they’ll actually be dining on kid blood
@borgposting That veggie pizza just raised the rents on the entire neighborhood.
@borgposting when the cheese goes on the pizza after it comes out of the oven, that's how you know a statistical majority of partygoers have committed warcrimes
@borgposting That brisket is genuinely upsetting. They’re all awful but the others are kind of funny. I feel bad for anyone made to pretend that brisket was good.
@borgposting that brisket might be the single saddest meat i’ve ever seen in a photograph
@borgposting That veggie pizza one has to be a shitpost
@Morelaak @borgposting i grew up around that “pizza”. regional thing. it’s cold, like, none of it was ever warm outside of the dough which is made of crescent rolls. served refrigerator temp. It’s crescent roll dough cooked into a rectangle, cooled then coated with ranch which holds the cheese/veggies.
@borgposting okay, but that mac n cheese is probably bussin