StayAtHomeBrad @brad_stay
I write the way I talk..which is a polite way of saying I don’t write good. Well, it’s best I explain the frequent use of..⬅️ those dots: Just taking a breath. Joined January 2021-
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Dear 2021, You were a complete disappointment, but the sh*t you pulled today with Betty White was unforgivable. I didn’t “like” your older brother, but YOU were loathsome from day one. At the stroke of midnight, I sincerely hope the door knob hits you on the way out. Signed,
It’s good to know insurance providers the world over here are all the same. @gsc_1957 refuses to cover my daughter’s Tourette’s medication because the prescription that works wasn’t the 5th one she tried BUT also won’t cover her birth control because it WAS the 5th one she tried.
I lived through the 80s … If I ever hear another beach boys song again it’ll be too soon.
I lived through the 80s … If I ever hear another beach boys song again it’ll be too soon. https://t.co/8eNwj4cSKY
“I’ll take ‘things that people never needed to tell me’ for $500.”
“I’ll take ‘things that people never needed to tell me’ for $500.”
Walk me through how becoming a human infectious weapon makes for a better Armed Forces.
Walk me through how becoming a human infectious weapon makes for a better Armed Forces.
How do you go about selecting the font if you want to write a scam extortion email these days? I searched for ‘whimsical extortion letter’ in Microsoft Word, but nothing came up.
That feeling when you can’t tell if someone is cheering for a team or directing a BDSM film. I need @RexChapman to walk me through this one.. assuming it was (a) and definitely NOT (b).
I’ll be sure to mention that my dad next time I’m in the barn and see his ashes..
I’ll be sure to mention that my dad next time I’m in the barn and see his ashes..
Imagine having “dirt on Trump” yet only being willing to spill the details once he’s no longer pushing your agenda.
Imagine having “dirt on Trump” yet only being willing to spill the details once he’s no longer pushing your agenda.
My parents ignored me most days. No matter what I said or did he got a little to no response… Somehow I think they prepared me for Twitter.
Without cheating.. when you hear the words “Florida surgeon general” what’s the first thing that comes to mind?
Without cheating.. when you hear the words “Florida surgeon general” what’s the first thing that comes to mind?
Imagine if for 3 months out of the year you received a small electrical shock (seemingly at random) whenever you touched any switch, plug, or person. That would count as “Torture”, right? Mind games at the very least. This is why a “dry cold” is NOT better!
The CDC is now recommending that you tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off that ol’ Lone Ranger and that you mess around with Jim
Thank you so much! Lauren has only been at it since midway through Covid; stress relief turned hobby turned business. 😁 You can see some of her work here. etsy.com/ca/shop/CuteCr…
Thank you so much! Lauren has only been at it since midway through Covid; stress relief turned hobby turned business. 😁 You can see some of her work here. etsy.com/ca/shop/CuteCr… https://t.co/XQL87GlS0w
If I was a robot and you could look at my programming, my prime directive would be to get the butter on the toast while it’s still hot.
this looks like the last thing you’d see before waking up in a tub of ice with one of your kidneys missing
My daughter got us tickets to go see the new Spider-Man movie this morning, so for Christmas she got me the ability to use the Internet again without fear of spoilers.
I for one would like to argue that it could be both..
I for one would like to argue that it could be both..
I may be deaf… but my eyes are fantastic.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
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Rick Shaw @richardochet
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I had the distinct please pleasure of getting to work with Betty White on a film called “Lake Placid” many years ago. youtu.be/OcWkUD8aJtE She & my Grandma are a week apart & always remind me of each other. What a life she had. What a light she was. Will love her always🌈💖😔
@brad_stay What? WHAT? Took our dear Betty? Unforgivable. 😥
do it
At 11:59pm tonight, everyone should toast to Betty White
Rest In Peace Betty White. This one hurts…
this scene from the golden girls hits harder now that Betty white is no longer with us :(
RIP Betty White. Thank you for being a friend…
@TheRealHoarse back when I was a celebrity reporter you knew that if they reported it, you didn’t need secondary confirmation. that shit was true.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 2021? YOU COULDN'T LET US HAVE THIS ONE THING?
My New Year’s Resolution is to curse more and work out less.
Gross. Where are this dude’s parents? What’s happened to people??
What is the hypocrisy that this Canadian “thought leader” is trying to point out?
Anti-vax quarterback, Kirk Cousins, set to face Carson Wentz in the Karma Super Bowl as each lands on the COVID list before games that may knock their teams out of the playoffs.
Vikings’ QB Kirk Cousins tested positive for COVID, sources tell ESPN. As an unvaccinated player, he’s out Sunday night vs. Packers.
@JoshMandelOhio I teach all of history, not just the white one.
The wildfire footage coming out of Colorado looks just apocalyptic. Devastating.
Hundreds of homes engulfed by fire and thousands forced to flee as fast-moving wildfires tore through towns in the US state of Colorado.
here’s a short story about that: no.
Which one is worse for Ron DeSantis during his state's worst Covid surge? #DeathSantis
@CaseRN12 @BillStonks @Ballsworth_ @TheSteveTheCat @SuplexATrain @ashleydholden Owns his own hospital. In the sky. It’s top secret.
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