There's a Badger based bitcoin now and I might buy my first crypto just because its so cute?
This the greatest Halloween decoration I’ve ever seen….
@juliemuncy23 i'll dm you sometime. its genuinely sweet(?) but VERY ODD
@lukewilusz the best jokes to me, at this point, are the ones where someone explains what they'd do but won't put in the effort. because tbh the effort versions of it would be so weird, and the concept is so wonderful haha
Normally the review screener watermarking my name or my wife’s name in the middle of a film, for the length of the film, annoys the hell out of me. But tonight? Tonight it’s time to go hard.
@emilyeffler @BondJohnBond i thought i'd offended her for like 6 years now and wasn't sure how expect maybe picking a different end year for the Morrissey shirt? which like... i am getting A LOT OF USE OUT OF in the last month for reasons
@ScottWamplerBMD @arthur_affect Absolutely the pinnacle of being an online writer of our exact age hahah. I looked up my first few recently and oh boy do I need to have those stricken from the record.
@ScottWamplerBMD @arthur_affect I want to do a tweet to you in response about the difference in our house between the implications of LOOP and STALIN and it would sincerely just be the thing that finally cancelled me into space if read out of context. SO YES I AGREE SCOTT.
@ScottWamplerBMD @arthur_affect Death of Stalin is the only time my wife left a movie and was like "Do I.... regret laughing at a few of those things?" Truly the sign of an all-timer.
@hottestsingles me, turning on Fallout 76 for the first time: uh I'm an adult who has to go do things oh no
Webster's Dictionary defines "irreverent" as "The third genre tag for every show on Netflix and absolutely nothing else."
Today marks four years for me in Kansas City. Viv left LA the day after me. Here is a picture of Kimble in our empty apartment, just before Kimble got to enjoy a three-day road trip.