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would have started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was like this
I don’t want to sit at the adult table at Thanksgiving and talk about things like mortgage rates. I want to sit at the grandparent table and talk about things like how hard it is to drive at night.
"you sleep alot" thanks im trying to ignore life
me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there
This lil time change got some melatonin in it
I will go home
Well deserved. Ready for the future.
Do they call it gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much you could’ve made before they took it all in taxes?
me when i buy something i don't need bc i was having a bad day
I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work. I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.
When you wake up in the monday morning and it feels like you only slept for 8 minutes.
A short wish list
nobody : absolutely nobody: my brain:
working on the day before a holiday
I’ll go 2-3 days w/out spendin $ & be proud of myself then blow $500 in 1hr on day4
“tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and workout”
she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s upset
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713 Followers 388 Following
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1K Followers 2K Following Nobody comes to practice but everyone shows up for the game!
OD @_Deonnie
1K Followers 865 Following IG: @deonnie_ NJ/NY || A&R @mhpgsound 🌐 mgmt: @2219lee @syfrm201
semi dope @jniademya
989 Followers 575 Following if you here that means you must fuck w me or you just being nosy, either way im flattered. photography on ig! link below
Mark @PrimeTimetwo4
637 Followers 1K Following He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only. - C.S. Lewis
Marquise Manning @Manning2214
124 Followers 139 Following 🌎DeeesWorld🌎 💯LL Skee 💯rest-easy JoJo IG:22Manning_22
Monica Ratyniak @Monski05
107 Followers 335 Following
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If you don’t rock with Caitlin Clark game you’re just a FLAT OUT HATER!!!!! Stay far away from them people!! PLEASE
Everyone at work is mad at me for calling in sick. They all hate me and don’t believe I’m sick. No one told me this but I feel it deep down so it must me true, my intuition
just shoveled for the first time and the truth is we need men
would have started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was like this
He's a 10 but doesn't mind that l'm crazy so he's a 20
i do believe that bears are dangerous and anyone who thinks they can get close to one is very stupid. but i also think i am different and the bear would sense my loving spirit
The world so broke you don’t even find random money on the ground anymore
I was told by my father when I got an A - why not an A+? Today people view this as toxic. I see it as a defining principle in my life. Let me explain:
me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there
LMFAOOO jack harlow story got me crying rn
Couple shots and y’all could’ve fooled me
Don’t buy Drake tickets from Temu
After more than eight years of service, this TSA airport sniffer dog officially retired. This is how they surprised him on his final bag search.. 😊
Grandpa Joe: *hasn’t stood in 25 years* Charlie: *gets a golden ticket* Grandpa Joe:
Most relationships taught me the more chances you give ppl, the less they value you. They aren't scared to lose you bcoz they know no matter what, you won't walk away. Never let anyone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. Love yourself and choose distance over disrespect.
Video of the car that crashed into Taqueria in Jersey City.
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Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:
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