I like my meat cheap and overcooked.
Thank you essential workers… Unless you’re not vaccinated then go fuck yourselves.
Just got flagged for illegal touching.
A wolf in fat chick’s clothing.
Bring some pussy to work day.
I’m just finding out today that Giannis Antetokounmpo is a black guy. I pictured a hairy white guy that enjoys ass play. #NBAFinals
I ordered the BTS Meal from McDonald’s and now I look like a gay Korean with McNuggets on my breath.
Men are just women who know when to shut up
Am I supposed to care that burger I’m about to eat ate grass?
Looking for my black doppelgänger.
I’m for the ethical treatment of vegetables.
BLM… Bacon lettuce and mushroom.
Those Charmin bears sure have to shit a lot. Maybe lay off the berries.
A fart so wet it raises the water table.
If I cum in your mouth you don’t actually have to show it to me. I believe you.
Literally cuts you up laughing 🔪 🩸 😂
Her eggs were freezer burnt.
If we’re all born as babies, then who was the first baby and how did it get here?
Once more into the fray...LFG.
Fuck like nobody’s watching.