caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades. linktr.ee/calebhearon Joined October 2010-
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hiya youse! i'm doin fundraising for Brave Space Alliance, this cool and essential org here in Chicago! if you got some spare dollars burning a hole in your pocket, maybe throw a couple in this here link? 🪩🏳️⚧️🪩 classy.org/fundraiser/543…
TONIGHT! We've got @calebsaysthings and @AnnieDirusso in the house at 8PM with Dee Zastris and Laura Peek! Doors open at 7PM. Grab tickets now at the link or at the door. bit.ly/48wp7l1
nashville tomorrow night, san francisco tuesday, largo in los angeles wednesday. all tix are in my bio! new episode of my podcast out today too 🏎️
chicago tomorrow night: shorturl.at/bioS6
philadelphia tonight: shorturl.at/JLRW9
JUST ANNOUNCED! @calebsaysthings Runs His Hour on Friday, April 19th! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/496jbe6t
ny, dc, & philly this weekend: calebhearon.komi.io
BILLIONAIRE BALLPARK? VOTE NO ON APRIL 2. 💥💥
going on tour with the incomparable @AnnieDirusso. it’s going to be a party every night. DC sold out, NYC and Chicago low tickets. link is in my bio ❤️
so true: youtu.be/J_Q9U-ZCSq0?si…
Save the date.... netflix.com/us/title/81684…
Matt - Who lives in Johnson County KS - thinks we should vote to fund a billionaire moving a baseball stadium 3 blocks away from his bar. On the site of other bars bulldozed by the project. Hard pass.
Matt - Who lives in Johnson County KS - thinks we should vote to fund a billionaire moving a baseball stadium 3 blocks away from his bar. On the site of other bars bulldozed by the project. Hard pass.
We love the teams, and we love the momentum. AND we shouldn't have to fork over $2 billion over 40 years to the teams' billionaire owners. The sales tax is a tax on the working class. Vote NO on April 2.
We love the teams, and we love the momentum. AND we shouldn't have to fork over $2 billion over 40 years to the teams' billionaire owners. The sales tax is a tax on the working class. Vote NO on April 2.
🎥 | Caleb Hearon & Chris Fleming discussing MUNA on Caleb’s podcast, So True
Lilly Wachowski is bound to direct “Trash Mountain,” a queer comedy-drama starring rising comedian and actor Caleb Hearon. The film follows a young gay man living in Chicago who returns to his hometown in Missouri following the death of his hoarder father. variety.com/2024/film/news…
@lilly_wachowski Has Set Her Sights on Her Next Film [Exclusive] Lilly Wachowski is set to direct 'Trash Mountain,' which stars comedian #CalebHearon, and is produced by @colintrevorrow. collider.com/lilly-wachowsk…
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TONIGHT! We've got @calebsaysthings and @AnnieDirusso in the house at 8PM with Dee Zastris and Laura Peek! Doors open at 7PM. Grab tickets now at the link or at the door. bit.ly/48wp7l1
BILLIONAIRE BALLPARK? VOTE NO ON APRIL 2. 💥💥
JUST ADDED: Dev Doee and Sydnee Washington will be joining Caleb Hearon and Annie DiRusso on march 28 ⚡️ limited tickets remain, go get 'em
Save the date.... netflix.com/us/title/81684…
youtube.com/watch?v=pUa_Lz… I don't know if there are two funnier people than @calebsaysthings and @chrisfluming so this...this is huge for me
Lilly Wachowski is bound to direct “Trash Mountain,” a queer comedy-drama starring rising comedian and actor Caleb Hearon. The film follows a young gay man living in Chicago who returns to his hometown in Missouri following the death of his hoarder father. variety.com/2024/film/news…
JUST ANNOUNCED! @calebsaysthings and Friends perform at The Bell House as part of the @nycomedyfest on Friday, November 3rd *AND* Wednesday, November 8th! 🎟️Tickets on sale now! #MakeNYLaugh FRI 11/3: tinyurl.com/msftavse WED 11/8: tinyurl.com/yzb32wsp
I did and it sucked ass
Worst sideline hat design in recent memory. Also I love the Chiefs but we have some McDonalds-ass gear when they incorporate the yellow.
What do you think of the 2023 Chiefs sideline hat?
This guy looks pretty beat up...BUT, HOORAY! and THANK YOU to everyone who enjoyed Better Call Saul, and for this Nom. We all cared SO MUCH everyday we made this show. It starts with the WRITING and I'm so thankful Peter Gould and Gordon Smith are nominated. RHEA being…
Bob Odenkirk has been nominated for an Emmy for ‘BETTER CALL SAUL’. See the full nominees list: bit.ly/Emmys23
When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑 When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰 When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮
This is, not kidding, on my Mount Rushmore of perfect movie scenes. The agony these 2 are going through together, and this brief moment of distraction by being silly.
Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig should have won Oscars for this
TORONTO! I'm coming to @comedybar (Danforth) July 13-15! I paid a guy who said he was Banksy $450,000 to make this poster! Please buy tickets to my shows, I DO NOT HAVE that much MONEY.
@calebsaysthings love you king. sorry for threatening to moonwalk the eternal escalator right in front you... but i will see you upon your return
Raleigh buy your tickets wtf
a list of cities i’m beefing with (except boston & portland y’all did good)
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