i can’t believe the way i let elementary school teachers talk to me. “1, 2, 3 eyes on me”? sweetheart i’m in the middle of a conversation.
@calebsaysthings They were definitely on a power trip of no reason 🙄
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@calebsaysthings How many of your classmates had three eyes?
@calebsaysthings Man you are so fucking funny it’s a true delight
@calebsaysthings "If you can hear my voice clap once" - the teacher whispers
@calebsaysthings Ikr? and they kept me and my best friend apart (different tables), interrupting our bonding. :D
@calebsaysthings My 3rd grade teacher told me I would amount to nothing because my handwriting was bad and hard to read. Turns out….. she was right
@calebsaysthings My 1st grade teacher would probably be fired today. I got up too many times. (I was so excited to be there!) so she tied me into my chair… all day. Only untied for lunch and bathroom breaks. I cried all day. 😢