texting my friends “i’m in the emergency room” and turning my phone off because i saw them hanging out without me. y’all wanted something to do so bad start calling local hospitals and seeing if i’m there.
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@calebsaysthings Sir you are in a whole ass different country
@calebsaysthings This is horrible 😂😂😂
@calebsaysthings @MoppyOpps Or text “I can’t believe I just won the lottery!”
@calebsaysthings Hysterical. Roflmao. This is even funnier than the Julius Caesar tweet
@calebsaysthings That's cute. My friends would just wait to find out if I lived. YOUR FRIENDS WOULD ACTUALLY CALL TO CHECK?!?!? Amazing.