Chad Pettitt @chadpettitt
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Interviewer: Are you in good financial standing? Him: I owe a few hundred million to Mr. Hankey. The Saudis and Russians have also propped me up on several occasions. Needless to say, I’m obligated to do their bidding. Interviewer: Oh. Any other “obligations” we should be aware…
It’s Super Tuesday. If you’re standing in line today to vote for a twice impeached adjudicated rapist with 91 felony charges who owes over $600 million in civil verdicts… …dreaming about a wall he never built …longing for his infrastructure plan that’s still two weeks out…
Concerned Parent in North Texas IMPLORES Greg Abbott to CLOSE the Texas BORDERS and stop letting refugees from WOKE states come in and tell us how to do things.
This sudden spike in extended car warranty calls can only mean Vivek Ramaswarmy has dropped out of the GOP primary.
@VivekGRamaswamy “There was no insurrection. But also the FBI did it. No one died. But also Ashli Babbitt is a martyr. Trump didn’t incite the violent attack that never happened that was Nancy’s fault but pardon the patriots who are political prisoners for attacking Congress for their president!”
The Satanism issue is a very clear litmus test for who actually believes in the first amendment
ON THE SCAM THAT IS SCHOOL VOUCHER PROGRAMS
Not a drag queen.
Imma tell my grandkids this was Steven Tyler
Diary of the Mad King #3 The storm I have long feared is upon me. I can no longer hold it at bay. My strength is waning and my loyal subjects sense it. My kingdom, once an impenetrable fortress of power and prestige, is under siege by the armies of Justice. In the East,…
Dunn & Wilks have bought the top politicians in Texas with $100+ million in contributions. And it’s not just politicians. They fund a sprawling network of PACs, think tanks, and media outlets. Every right-wing policy that's come out of Texas lately goes back to them.
@scottbraddock As a public school teacher I can’t wait to be told how much I’ve indoctrinated kids and failed them so my job can be defunded and sold to the Catholic Church via parochial schools because, you know, they’re great with kids
Still hasn’t grown into that head yet.
Still hasn’t grown into that head yet.
Wardrobe is borderline, but still not drag queens. apnews.com/article/fd2c76…
Good morning. This is your Monday reminder that Dan Patrick and Ken Paxton are the kind of second-rate men that Sam Houston would have beaten with a knotted hickory stick.
Statement from @JaredLPatterson, one of 60 House Rs who voted for impeachment, on the Paxton acquittal. #txlege
Finding Ken Paxton Not Guilty of everything when he obviously committed a number of serious criminal acts and shocking ethical violations spanning years is a uniquely embarrassing, cynical moment in Texas history May the putrid stench of this day stick to Texas leaders forever
Totally normal.
RICO LAW
ELON REEVE MUSK @EMusk73517
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Alige sadekan @alige45771
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Glennis Evon @glenni_ev
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613 Followers 614 Following ex-nurse,mom of 5,grandma of 12&counting. Live ur life as if today is th last,hold those u ❤️ close,find th good,humor & laughs in everyday(even the 👎 ones).
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Ben Rogers @BenRogers
88K Followers 2K Following Co-host @BenAndSkin Show. Weekdays 10a-2p — @971TheFreak in DFW. Opened a brewery with some friends called @Rollertown.
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Hanslin Peterson @HanslinPeterson
189 Followers 489 Following Disciple of Jesus Christ, Husband to April, Father of twins, Participant with a part of the true Body of Christ at NorthWood Church and BSF
Michelle @LoneStarLeft
34K Followers 31K Following She/Her, Xennial, Writer, Lone Star Leftists, Activist #VoteBlue #EndGerrymandering #TurnTexasBlue #BlackLivesMatter #WokeAF
Stewart Hueston🇨�.. @shueston67
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Foxhole 🇺🇸 @foxholestrategy
380 Followers 984 Following Joshua Frick - President Foxhole Strategies - Political Campaign Consulting Collin GOP Pct 153 Chair Elect
TacoTheCat @TacoCat2012
1K Followers 1K Following An aspiring writer and hedonist, whose love of treats, politics, and everything Marvel and DC consumes a good portion of his waking moments, few as they are.
memento mori @TrueTXProtect
816 Followers 3K Following The real conservative club was all the online friends we made along the way - Tony @currentrevolt Dir of Policy for AA I am but a simple Texan.
Arthur Schopenhauer @realschopenhaur
375 Followers 3K Following Arthur Schopenhauer was a German philosopher. He is best known for his 1818 work The World as Will and Representation
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2K Followers 4K Following Lovingly caressing Free Speech. Chief Political Pundit of my House. Rabidly Against Fascism.Independent. Classical Liberal. Attorney. #NeverTrump
Donita Diamata @DiamataDonita
775 Followers 895 Following I am ever perfecting the art of smartassery to use for good. The world is changing. I'd like to be a part of changing it for the better.
Jennifer Jones @forefer3
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Amnesty Hurra @AmnestyHURRA
412 Followers 756 Following We are @amnesty international defending human rights in web3! Working with @wistaverse @TheSandboxGame, representing what the web3 has to offer to activism!
Amnesty HURRA @HurraNFT
204 Followers 780 Following ➡️➡️migrated to @amnestyHURRA ✊ Amnesty HURRA is the collection of @amnesty defending human rights
Ryan Shead @RyanShead
101K Followers 37K Following Husband | Dad | Veteran | #MentalHealth | #LynchSyndrome | Host of the #SheadShow | The Most Censored Man on the Left
Jeremy Wallace @JeremySWallace
25K Followers 3K Following Political reporter for the @HoustonChron (https://t.co/r1nBX7NI09) and San Antonio @ExpressNews. Co-host of Texas Take podcast. Mizzou!
Michelle @LoneStarLeft
34K Followers 31K Following She/Her, Xennial, Writer, Lone Star Leftists, Activist #VoteBlue #EndGerrymandering #TurnTexasBlue #BlackLivesMatter #WokeAF
Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews
137K Followers 3K Following Deciphering misinformation and disinformation on Fox @JulietJeske #🟦 Newsletter/Podcast at Substack https://t.co/Mq9d1iEhCL https://t.co/MtZotYLrQG
quorumreport @quorumreport
24K Followers 3K Following Reporting Texas Politics Since 1983. Observations by Publisher Harvey Kronberg are signed HK. Those from Editor Scott Braddock are signed SB.
Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance
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Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
474K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
321K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
DANNY CRABCAKES @crabcakesdanny
425 Followers 278 Following AVG TX SEN8 FAN. NAME STOLEN FROM DA GOAT SEVS. OPINIONZ R MINE AND OBJECTIVELY TRU. #SEVVIE RECIPIENT
Konni Burton @KonniBurton
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1.2M Followers 731 Following 16X Champ, 2X HOF, The GOAT, The MAN! For Booking And All Other Inquires: 📧 [email protected] 📞770-277-7150
Brad Henderson @BradFHenderson
23K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter | Film & Lost Film Historian | Acquisitions/Producer for @terror_vision (formerly Acquisitions/Prod @ Vinegar Syndrome) Producer of New York Ninja
Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss
319K Followers 477 Following Comedian. Angry Retail Guy. Tom in Cocaine Bear. Reps: WME, Mainstay Entertainment. Tour Dates/Tickets/Merch 👇 NEW 2023 Dates Added
Bud Kennedy / #ReadLo.. @BudKennedy
27K Followers 12K Following Texan at large. @StarTelegram since '81, online since 12/21/92; wrote at FW Press, @Statesman, Times Herald, @DallasNews [email protected] Dining: @EatsBeat
Hardcore Carnivore @carnivorerub
3K Followers 121 Following Premium quality seasonings and cooking gear for serious meat enthusiasts. Made in Texas.
History of the World .. @hotwonhulu
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Lakewood Brewing Co. @LakewoodBrewing
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81K Followers 3K Following Threads (Pre-order my new book, The Press Gallery!), politics, fun, Headline of the Year, Dr. Cronk, @DowntownCoreCA. Researcher, instructor, @UCalgary.
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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
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12K Followers 857 Following Your very own first President picking up where we left off.
Earth Updates @Earth_Updates
805K Followers 210 Following Follow so you won't miss out on new updates | You can submit update ideas in our Twitter community | My game @ProjPlanetGame | Patch notes @Earth_Devlog
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226K Followers 0 Following NFT enthusiasts taking massive losses (DM submissions)
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44K Followers 27K Following Director, producer, actor, writer, humanitarian & Founder of YOUNITE Network & Duke Media Foundation. 🐳
Conservative Self-Own.. @ConSelfOwns
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12K Followers 13K Following Adapted Stephen King's story 'I Know What You Need' into an award winning film - I'm a shock around the clock scare fest that'll keep ya comin' back for morgue
Mayor Larry Vaughn @MayorLVaughn
10K Followers 202 Following 45th Mayor of Amity Island, Proud New Englander, #BeachesOpen, No need to ask.
January 6th Committee @January6thCmte
736K Followers 9 Following Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol | Representative @BennieGThompson, Chairman
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55K Followers 7K Following "Editor of the influential insider newsletter @QuorumReport" - @politico "The best-sourced journalist at the Capitol" - @TexasMonthly Podcast w/@HoustonChron
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74 Followers 131 Following Love movies, video games, kitschy roadtrips, fan conventions, cool toys, retro, and snark? I've got you covered. #MutantFam
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
458K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
ironchefbot @michibot1
10K Followers 3 Following 🦐 Tweeting random frames from the Food Network dub of Iron Chef 🔥 How will the challenger fight back? 🧄 The heat will be on! 🥑
Jess Pryles @jesspryles
19K Followers 597 Following Boss at Hardcore Carnivore. Meat specialist, live fire cook, author. Meat Science grad student @ ISU. Australian by birth, Texan by choice.
Marc Bernardin @marcbernardin
55K Followers 2K Following Writer, raconteur. PICARD, CARNIVAL ROW, CASTLE ROCK, MOTU, CRITICAL ROLE. Comix: ADORA AND THE DISTANCE, GENIUS. Pod: FATMAN BEYOND. Lightweight famous. He/Him
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116K Followers 3 Following David Lynch saying it's a Friday once again, every Friday | Not real David Lynch | (excerpts taken from DAVID LYNCH THEATER on YouTube, link below)
Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino
140K Followers 4K Following On-Air contributor for SPECTRUM NEWS1/ Columnist for @lamag / Creator of “Vintage Los Angeles” / Emmy Nominated “So Cal Scene”. LA Native
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
261K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
Steve Hofstetter @SteveHofstetter
215K Followers 9K Following 6th lead in Lifetime's “Psycho Yoga Instructor“ and Nobel Peace Prize nominee. Human 1st, comedian 2nd. #LFGM I only tweet to troll fascists.
John Bloom @johnibloom
2K Followers 3K Following Author, Eccentric Orbits, one of the Wall St. Journal's Best 10 Books of 2016, about the attempt to destroy the world's largest satellite constellation.
steven monacelli @stevanzetti
80K Followers 5K Following special investigative correspondent @texasobserver • publisher @proteanmag • words in many places • cofounder @apprenticedtx • contact me & support my work 👇🔗
Joe Jaworski @JaworskiForTX
72K Followers 4K Following Native Texan, Husband, Father, Lawyer, Drummer for “Other Bright Colors”, Mediator at The Jaworski Law Firm, former Mayor of Galveston, TX
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585K Followers 2K Following Director & Editor for TV, Films & Music Videos. Winner of things you’ve never heard of. Project Greenlight Greenies nominee.Despite his intimidation tactics, threats and social media histrionics, we have a jury. There will be a trial next week. He cannot fart his way out of it.
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Trump Media CEO Devin Nunes says he has hundreds of thousands of smaller MAGA investors in Trump Media, and they are calling him asking why the stock is tanking, so he filed a complaint with the SEC and says Biden is conspiring with Wall Street bankers to screw him.
Defacing public property is a felony. If a conservative did this Joe Brandon’s weaponized DOJ would put them in prison. 😡
While in St. Louis, I stopped by @Target to run a few errands and check out the paperback of my book, #TheLightWeCarry. I left behind a few signed copies – if you find them, let me know!
@GamerJoylia @chadpettitt @ethanisdumbb__ @TheAKGuy it's not a giveaway if you have to pay to enter, it's a raffle or a sweepstakes
@RealEmirHan “WHAT IS IT YOUR PERIOD” Ray Winstone played a complete BadAss in The Departed as Mr. French (fake name) and was the enforcer/righthand man for his boss Frank Costello (played by Jack Nicholson). Cranberry Juice Scene🎥 . . . Tangent but if I was a boss…
Over the past 50 years I have probably seen over a thousand men claim this just happened to them, but in 50 years I have never seen a single instance of any women ever doing this. And I hold doors for freaking everybody.
This bit of comics movie casting is as good as any Avenger and if you disagree, you are wrong.
@Lancegooden Maybe he shouldn't have committed crimes in NYC then.
@Lancegooden Another Texas Republican that does not but tweet. Maybe if you did your job, you would have less time to tweet
Me, "I think I could be fair and impartial." Trump's lawyer, "Are you behind the "Fake Dispatch" Twitter account?" Me, "I'll let myself out."
BREAKING: Truth Social's parent company, Trump Media , has filed a formal complaint with NASDAQ, complaining that the price of their stock keeps going down and isn't going back up! cnn.com/2024/04/19/mar…
Dammit, @chiproytx. Could you stop embarrassing Texas, please.
Souzzi: Mr. Roy, the histrionics and the hyperbole are not working Roy: *yelling* Souzzi: It’s not working
@chiproytx You’re in Congress. You’re talking about yourself.
This may be my greatest week-long run on this app
Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash techcrunch.com/2024/04/19/tes…
What is he talking about? This is his platform's entire business model
Very excited about the new walking desk setup.
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