Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real

My life will make you laugh. I fucking love beer & @the_martinigirl keeps me sane. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Hood River, OR Joined March 2011

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Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real

2 years ago

Anyone else buy Christmas cards that say "HO HO HO" because your twelve years old and it's funny?

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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍑𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2

3 years ago

My legs around your waist counts as a hug, right?

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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍑𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2

3 years ago

19: mom am I adopted Me: fuck no, we didn't get you on purpose

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Víkrám @gvicks

3 years ago

I am not really into you. I am all over you.

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Sherry @SunnySicilian

7 years ago

I want to live before I die.

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Chris Borris @ChrisBorris

3 years ago

My grandfather fought so that I could be free to dip a donut in this glass of wine.

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Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real

3 years ago

I just learned about thirst traps. In my day, that meant dollar beer night. Fuckin love my days.

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Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl

3 years ago

I keep SpongeBob Band-Aids in my purse just in case I hurt someone's feelings.

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Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily

3 years ago

I might never own a home but if I manage to live in a few good hearts it will be a life well lived.

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 years ago

Have you ever thought that the reason you're single is your blowjobs do not cover the cost of your crazy?

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Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real

3 years ago

Your membership card from the red flag factory arrived today! We should probably marry.

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Jessie @mommajessiec

3 years ago

My generation didn’t go through low-rise and button fly jeans to end up having the jeans our mothers used to wear come back in style.

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Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real

3 years ago

My ex-husband sent me a random text today. Perplexed, I went through my files and let him know he's on the "no re-hire" list.

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Lisabug @Lisabug74

3 years ago

Me, trying to fit in with friends, who are new parents, “Wow, your baby does very good babying!”

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Lisabug @Lisabug74

3 years ago

A breakfast bottle of Coca-Cola is the true Kombucha to any night of debauchery and degeneracy.

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Lisabug @Lisabug74

3 years ago

Someone added me to a list called “Used to be Funny.” I’m spinning this into something positive like, “Hey, I’m on a list!”

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Charlie Alzamora @chalzamora

3 years ago

I ran into my former wives today. It was a true exes-tential crisis.

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Elrond Hubbard @jasonlgroce

3 years ago

I respect people who have a dream like, "I'm going to be a doctor because I want to help people" just as much as I respect people who are like, "Fuck it, I guess wholesale carpeting is what I do?"

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Becky @thehubrispanda

3 years ago

You haven't seen ugly until you've seen my 'about to sneeze' face.

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Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real

3 years ago

Asking your grandparents for their WI-FI password and they dig out a piece of paper and hand it to you like 1gZwri73ogs.mf5!o01.

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Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl

41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.

Tipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion

124K Followers 6K Following happily married, fuk awf, I don’t want to be your friend and yes he is ok with the pictures I share here,but also fuk off

Trey @treydayway

41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X

Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk

28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk

💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit

86K Followers 20K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.

Claire Behind The Hai.. @urmumsausername

44K Followers 6K Following PayPal➡https://t.co/Kf0eVciHmW tweets➡ https://t.co/EJvcH671EQ

PieGuy @ilovepie84

30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK

The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder

36K Followers 13K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa

Ivsy @Ivsy01

40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

JRGin @GinRumMe

21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).

Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala

21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.

〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise

12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.

Alfie @DownFrontArtist

54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk

writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation

Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug

75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation

Rick Aaron @RickAaron

16K Followers 13K Following The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

Lisabug @Lisabug74

Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.

January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

19K Followers 2K Following Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.

I Write, Sing, Play Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, And A Little Clarinet, I Do Music Production, Cook, Im Vegan, A Comedian, And Im At: https://t.co/ZkwCvyNVue

Grey Zire @GreyZire

866 Followers 5K Following I Write, Sing, Play Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, And A Little Clarinet, I Do Music Production, Cook, Im Vegan, A Comedian, And Im At: https://t.co/ZkwCvyNVue

Haze @Haze_316

626 Followers 541 Following I’m not writing a fucking bio @haze103 main

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0 Followers 235 Following

Mr S K G @SteveGuest46

68 Followers 72 Following Football Speedway Cricket

dub night @dubnight_

4K Followers 2K Following words, and such https://t.co/xqVKJga2vU

annadawnjacobs @leeannejacobs

55 Followers 223 Following socially awkward and almost always offensive

Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622

3K Followers 5K Following It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.

Stephanie Sherman @stephanie_____o

436 Followers 5K Following Cyber Bullying Affect Real life’s

'Set your heart upon your work, but never on its outcome. Work not for an outcome; but never cease to do your work'…..

'Let noble thoughts come from all sides'

Abhinav Sharma @AbhinAviSharma

251 Followers 2K Following 'Set your heart upon your work, but never on its outcome. Work not for an outcome; but never cease to do your work'….. 'Let noble thoughts come from all sides'

PeaceInTruth2 @PeaceInTruth1X

66 Followers 126 Following Yeah you know me. Owned by my dog. #ChiefsKingdom

Likes -Pizza, Chili, Nachos, pumping Iron, a good cigar, a bad cigar, Traveling, Cats, Candy -specially Snickers, old Popeye cartoons, cookies and milk, hotdogs

Michael @minealone6

4K Followers 4K Following Likes -Pizza, Chili, Nachos, pumping Iron, a good cigar, a bad cigar, Traveling, Cats, Candy -specially Snickers, old Popeye cartoons, cookies and milk, hotdogs

Denny - Believe Fearl.. @Soirbh62

2K Followers 3K Following My motivation is to be a comfort and an encouragment. Friendship only. 18+ please. https://t.co/oo9kowp8f5 #diedsuddenly #stoptheshots #ExitTheWHO

We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.

CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy

191K Followers 173K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.

⛱️ ෴𖦹 𝒊�.. @iZsaaq

301 Followers 5K Following I post what I like or whatever is funny. Be kind to animals & respect others. 🚫 No Crypto = BLOCK ⛔️ Make the world smile.

6' tall, curvy, wife who likes keeping it sexy, dirty, kinky, smart and authentic, now sharing more than ever! Wait till you see this peach 🍑

Miss Chloe @MissxChloe1

6 Followers 51 Following 6' tall, curvy, wife who likes keeping it sexy, dirty, kinky, smart and authentic, now sharing more than ever! Wait till you see this peach 🍑

ThatGuyAgain @NotUniqueAgain

325 Followers 432 Following I think I confirmed to be back at the shit show again. Yes, 💯 a terrible flirt.

Jace of Fuse! @JaceFuse

1K Followers 1K Following My tweets may be corny, esoteric, or stupid. I have lucid dreams. Sometimes I create things. Wannabe Game Maker. I’m not funny but I crack me up. FNORD

Hi.. thanks for folowing us and enjoying our content. If u wanna stay in touch with us , talk with us, request videos, see more content 🌶

Mr.&Mrs.Wild😈 @brankopia

1K Followers 4K Following Hi.. thanks for folowing us and enjoying our content. If u wanna stay in touch with us , talk with us, request videos, see more content 🌶

Carlos Ángeles castr.. @Carlosngelesca1

185 Followers 5K Following

Just a girl @dammit_amy

22K Followers 5K Following I do important legal-ish stuff all day. Freelance smut narrator. Just here for the beer and hot wings.

Michael Montoya @Michael03646633

421 Followers 4K Following

northern geckos @Northerngeckos

75 Followers 360 Following base in all types of reptiles and amphibians and pet products all available

🌊#Limit2TermsCongressSenateUSA🌊#RemoveLobbyist🌊#Equality🌊#Healthcare4All💖#WomenTotalControlOfTheirBodies📢#ConvictJan6thThugsWithTreason🙏#BlackLivesMatter

JD Collins @JDRichards0322

69K Followers 70K Following 🌊#Limit2TermsCongressSenateUSA🌊#RemoveLobbyist🌊#Equality🌊#Healthcare4All💖#WomenTotalControlOfTheirBodies📢#ConvictJan6thThugsWithTreason🙏#BlackLivesMatter

Pj MCcune @Lovinghusband04

295 Followers 2K Following One Day At A Time!.

Angelo Belotti @AngeloBelotti6

332 Followers 5K Following

Calico Q-T*pie @CalicoQtPie69

67 Followers 1K Following enjoys knowing what please people.. down to earth, open minded kinda gal....

Mahantesh Burli @MahanteshBurli

388 Followers 5K Following

Comedy Guys @ComedyGuys

3K Followers 4K Following We retweet funny stuff. And occasionally mention our classes.

TheHerbGrinder @GrindTheHerb

5K Followers 5K Following Insurance agent helping people working in the cannabis industry.

Atelophobe. Meliorist. I have more issues than National Geographic. My family found me on Facebook, so I'm on Twitter now. Retweets are better than Likes.

Wes W @CaptFacetious

9K Followers 9K Following Atelophobe. Meliorist. I have more issues than National Geographic. My family found me on Facebook, so I'm on Twitter now. Retweets are better than Likes.

Spirit World Hero �.. @Spiritworldhero

703 Followers 996 Following storytelling,healing,art, magick. ♏️♋️♒️

Mark Angelo T Cotto @cotto_mark

2K Followers 337 Following Came through

rick @RickHeinzman3

831 Followers 2K Following if you have to dress like a escort high on drugs to get someone's attention do not follow me

BH PAINTS AND BIO DIGESTER LTD, the only company which is good in installing bio digester and painting houses in all design so let's shine together.

BH paints and bio dig.. @BH_paints_bio

123 Followers 437 Following BH PAINTS AND BIO DIGESTER LTD, the only company which is good in installing bio digester and painting houses in all design so let's shine together.

John Higgenbotham @JohnHiggenboth3

360 Followers 3K Following

Rishikesh pratap Sing.. @Rishikeshprata9

20 Followers 505 Following rishikesh pratap Singh

David Baker @DavidBaker1959

676 Followers 5K Following Slightly manic 62 year old who reckons he’s got life in him yet. Seen a bit. Done a bit. But plenty more to see n do

Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl

41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.

Just Bill @WilliamAder

40K Followers 2K Following I'll be here all weak.

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.

Trey @treydayway

41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X

Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk

28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk

💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit

86K Followers 20K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.

Claire Behind The Hai.. @urmumsausername

44K Followers 6K Following PayPal➡https://t.co/Kf0eVciHmW tweets➡ https://t.co/EJvcH671EQ

PieGuy @ilovepie84

30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK

The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder

36K Followers 13K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa

Ivsy @Ivsy01

40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

Craving @calluptome

15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK

Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen

17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.

JRGin @GinRumMe

21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).

Henry 3000 @Henry_3000

31K Followers 12K Following Bad but not evil. I asked @JacCarly and she said, YES. 💍

〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise

12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.

Alfie @DownFrontArtist

54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk

Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug

75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation

Lisabug @Lisabug74

🔥Dante's @DantesLive

4K Followers 3K Following LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VOI CH'ENTRATE

Just an average Knucklehead that loves the USA, fishing, grilling/cooking, my wife and sons. My God, My Country and the Green Bay Packers - RIP Coach Tito

Call of Ktulu @CallofKtulu3

3K Followers 5K Following Just an average Knucklehead that loves the USA, fishing, grilling/cooking, my wife and sons. My God, My Country and the Green Bay Packers - RIP Coach Tito

JT @bigdog77jt

2K Followers 5K Following Bringing hairy, chubby, dad bods back!

Skier, F1 & F5000 historic driver, Radical Australia Cup. Born in Adelaide, cultivated in Thredbo Village, insta @brentongriguol

⛷brenton griguol �.. @BrentonGriguol

615 Followers 945 Following Skier, F1 & F5000 historic driver, Radical Australia Cup. Born in Adelaide, cultivated in Thredbo Village, insta @brentongriguol

geeky_goddess @creja34

55K Followers 10K Following I ❤️ ASL, kindness, love 🤟🏻, 🎶, 😺🐱, ☕, 🌮, 🍉, 🍰 #MentalHealth #Fibromyalgia #GAD #SSGG #Pluviophile 🌧️ #WomenLove💃🏻 #SelfLove 👩🏻

Ramesh kumar Ramesh k.. @Rameshk83943370

78 Followers 259 Following Ramesh kumar Tosham made cabal Tosham

Subhankar Sengupta @kingshubho

45 Followers 287 Following Ultimate Bawarchi...

Catherine @6_speedmomma

5K Followers 2K Following Pittie mom 🐶 Renegade ⭐️ Sunshine and flip flops have my ❤️ https://t.co/uzA1kZVOom

Erotic Romance author, Poet
Alt: @AuthorRKK_
Wordy & nerdy
Unapologetically quirky
Amazon: https://t.co/0yAV61gvSH

*Be easy to love & hard to know*

¸„.-•~¹°”ˆ�.. @AuthorRKK

13K Followers 7K Following Erotic Romance author, Poet Alt: @AuthorRKK_ Wordy & nerdy Unapologetically quirky Amazon: https://t.co/0yAV61gvSH *Be easy to love & hard to know*

𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀 @mickru79

22K Followers 13K Following Find what you’re living for, go against the odds, enjoy every moment…

Old Norse Paganism is my religion politically some where between conservative and independent my Sense of humor Is often questioned by people who don’t have 1!

Hannible Lecterh @HannibleLecterh

260 Followers 908 Following Old Norse Paganism is my religion politically some where between conservative and independent my Sense of humor Is often questioned by people who don’t have 1!

Non Of Yo Business @LilBlackAss4Sho

507 Followers 5K Following Growing and learning everyday that I wake up to a new chance to and for change.

katie 🤷‍♀️ @katieshrugs

2K Followers 850 Following I consider myself to be a potat-hoe

mojo @Natasha0423

752 Followers 1K Following Arizona+raver+edm+model+mmj+lifecoach+vegetarian

🅿🅸🆇🅸🅴 @PixieRainbow23

8K Followers 6K Following If I want to be someone's, I'll always want to be yours ♥️

Aj @T62Alan

3K Followers 5K Following I hate Biden and Democrats I love America and people with common sense and intelligence.

✨Crash Unhinged💫 @Crashonomics

4K Followers 5K Following Twitter's Most Overlooked Sweetheart. Lover of music, pretty eyes, thick thighs and pumpkins

Mildly Mediocre @Malacoke1

982 Followers 4K Following sarcastic? me?

Ginger Snapped ❤ @katy_fit

34K Followers 15K Following Martha Stewart & Erin Andrews Trapped in Anna Nicole's Body.

Eddie @delatorture

223 Followers 749 Following Just some dude

Sherry @MsRedWriting

17K Followers 17K Following Life experienced, people passionate, world weary, writer, eccentric, hater of injustice and in need of a good makeover :-)

It's ya boy BLUE! @MantisBlue

5K Followers 2K Following At least my Mom and the cashier at the Liquor Store think I'm funny. 🤣🏳️‍🌈💙 Avi by @ra7ar & Banner by @linkindrinkin

Víkrám @gvicks

44K Followers 28K Following Embracing the Future with a Treasure Trove of Timeless Tales. #Ibanker ; https://t.co/1lNZeb2Zyz

💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2

248K Followers 14K Following I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio 💁🏼‍♀️ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯

Mr. Gi @thedark67

176 Followers 5K Following I love everything that you can love

Chris Borris @ChrisBorris

367 Followers 259 Following I'm not anybody but I’m also not nobody.

🇺🇸God BlessAmerica🇺🇸This account is about loving each other, animals, nature and peace. My grandchildren are my life. Please get vaccinated & wear a mask.

LILY❤️🌷❤️ @lucasloveslily

3K Followers 4K Following 🇺🇸God BlessAmerica🇺🇸This account is about loving each other, animals, nature and peace. My grandchildren are my life. Please get vaccinated & wear a mask.

Gervinho 79 @79Gervinho

343 Followers 5K Following uniquely designed custom made from the Galapagos

❤️‍🔥𝕊𝕚.. @MyFadedRainbow

21K Followers 5K Following Chaos, panic & disorder – my work here is done. OF creator. Message me for the link 😘

Jennifer Onyango @SereneAlyssa

95 Followers 461 Following God's own princess... no more no less.

Eva Rudner @EGRudner

2K Followers 4K Following Fellow human :) I tweet & retweet random human thoughts. I like Humor, Politics, Pets & Common Sense. (NO DMs, please.)

ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸 @YourSomeone11

49K Followers 3K Following I lost my identity, I found myself. 📸 Mine https://t.co/djB5pKALgp

Average girl // Movie buff • Series binger • Books worm • Pro gamer • Food lover • Cat mom • Music addict • Stargazer • Socially Awkward •

Haydiesque @haydiesque

533 Followers 959 Following Average girl // Movie buff • Series binger • Books worm • Pro gamer • Food lover • Cat mom • Music addict • Stargazer • Socially Awkward •

Steve 🇺🇦 @Buckeye_Fan88

324 Followers 395 Following He/Him, Buckeye and Cleveland sport fan. 💎

Justice, truth and duty. No time for those who demand otherwise. I Love Dogs, they kinda like me. Political centrist, no time for RWNJs!

serenitynow @serenitynow8822

2K Followers 5K Following Justice, truth and duty. No time for those who demand otherwise. I Love Dogs, they kinda like me. Political centrist, no time for RWNJs!

ↁᎯᨆ⫯ᕍ✊�.. @Davidnolastname

20K Followers 18K Following I got a rock. Stands with 🏳️‍🌈. ❌🧀❌. All MAGA mouth breathers blocked starting…now! Woke AF. 🟦

Kevin, V E R I F I E .. @Chug_A_Lugg

1K Followers 3K Following Former community college attendee

Μαρια Κιτρι.. @greek_heanen

23K Followers 12K Following Twitter is the revenge of words

Eric Ashton Rice @EricAshtonRice2

471 Followers 4K Following my friends say I look like a metal head Ron Weasley. I've got a dark mind, but I'm nicer than you think.

Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish

8K Followers 3K Following Warning: alcohol leads to kids leads to lots more alcohol.

Jim Landry @J_A_Landry

913 Followers 1K Following “I can’t get around and I can’t get away. I need a miracle everyday.” Bob Weir

Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

2K Followers 430 Following Welcome to my mind, you can sit among the other voices. https://t.co/yAFeA11emf

Jules @julcasagrande

78K Followers 7K Following Q ⚔️ energy. coffee cups and thoughts https://t.co/V349QaXUGV

Michael Mastro @GMMASTRO1

1K Followers 4K Following Guitarist / Singer / Songwriter https://t.co/vhCGJEcats

🔥Dante's @DantesLive

a year ago

@chrisanna4real We are still open! 🔥🔥🔥

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🔥Dante's @DantesLive

a year ago

🎸Metal Mariachi band @metalachi returns to our stage with El Gordo this Friday, February 24th. #pdx #pdxevents #downtownpdxlivehttps://www.danteslive.com/event/12614095/metalachi-with-el-gordo/

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🔥Dante's @DantesLive

a year ago

🔥Soundcontrol PDX presents Doom Metal band STYGIAN BOUGH with Mizmor and Simple Forms this Saturday, February 25th. #pdx #pdxevents #downtownpdxlive danteslive.com/event/12895585…

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🔥Dante's @DantesLive

a year ago

🎶Join singer songwriter John Anaya for a pre @SinfernoCabaret show this Sunday, February 26th. #pdx #pdxevents #downtownpdxlive danteslive.com

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Dangerous winter driving conditions in many areas around #MtHood and in the #ColumbiaRiverGorge w/ #I84 closed from #Troutdale to #TheDalles. Please avoid travel and visit TripCheck.com to see road cameras and find the latest road and weather conditions. #orwx #pdxtst

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OregonDOT @OregonDOT

2 years ago

Marked under the category of "But wait, there's more..." or alternatively, "Remember it's winter in Oregon, be ready for anything." #ORwx #PDXtst #BeWinterReady #KnowBeforeYouGo

NWS Portland @NWSPortland

2 years ago

The Marys River near Philomath, Oregon (near Corvallis) is now forecast to rise above major flood stage this afternoon. Several roads in the area will be affected. Don't drive into flooded areas. #orwx #wawx #flood #Philomath #Corvallis

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Bdscott @TheBrandonScott

2 years ago

@chrisanna4real I always get so excited when I see this face!

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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍑𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2

3 years ago

19: mom am I adopted Me: fuck no, we didn't get you on purpose

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Víkrám @gvicks

3 years ago

I am not really into you. I am all over you.

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Chris Borris @ChrisBorris

3 years ago

My grandfather fought so that I could be free to dip a donut in this glass of wine.

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TwiterHero @TwiterHero

3 years ago

Twitter to kill Fleets feature, its competitor to Facebook Stories cnb.cx/2VDfZdP It was a fleeting moment

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Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl

3 years ago

I keep SpongeBob Band-Aids in my purse just in case I hurt someone's feelings.

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Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername

3 years ago

❤️🧡💚💙💜❤️🧡💚💙💜❤️ I just love all you beautiful people of the Twitter ❤️🧡💚💙💜❤️🧡💚💙💜❤️

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Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily

3 years ago

I might never own a home but if I manage to live in a few good hearts it will be a life well lived.

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JohnnyBCool @JohnnyBCool

3 years ago

She said those six words you never want to hear : I need you to start cleaning

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The Savage @ManiacMoe

3 years ago

When y’all gain a shitload of weight in a short time period, why y’all don’t delete them smaller pics off your IG, like y’all do your old boyfriends lol. #ImJustWondering

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Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace

3 years ago

Probably just buy more craft supplies

Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus

3 years ago

If you had to pay zero taxes like Jeff Bezos, what would you do with the extra money?

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 years ago

Have you ever thought that the reason you're single is your blowjobs do not cover the cost of your crazy?

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Bourbon Bomb @SwtBourbonKiss

3 years ago

I’ve reached the age of no birthday presents needed. If I need it, I have it. If I want it, I’ll buy it. If I want it and can’t afford it, most likely you can’t either.