Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy
My pronouns are Bud/Light https://t.co/DktrqBCBJz chrisdcomedy.com Staten Island, NY Joined September 2010-
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Come see the filming of my new hour special at @NyccStamford April 6th. Presented by @chrisdcomedy. 🎟️ Tix are going quick! Get yours today. Link in bio.
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Guys- my new special “Gaslit” is out NOW. And fuck it, here’s the entire thing:
Atlantic City Babes @sammorril and I are going to be at Caesar’s on June 22nd. Presale ticky wickys are on sale now with code LIZ. ticketmaster.com/event/02006064…
STAMFORD! I have a special taping on April 6th Presented by @chrisdcomedy. 2 shows only. Get your tix before they’re gone! Link in bio.
Thursdays are for the BABES! BRAND NEW @heybabepod is out now! For full ep, click on the link in bio or go to the No Presh channel on YouTube! Audio available on Spotify and iTunes etc. Subscribe to our channel and follow and rate us on iTunes! @chrisdcomedy
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Happy holidays Babes but today and tmrw: MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎅🎁 ! Learn about this holiday tradition and why we celebrate it the way we do ! Shout out Santa! 🙆🏼♂️ 👉 youtu.be/ATIQqbQSdpY?si…
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The Night I Almost Quit Comedy… Available Now on YouTube youtu.be/NenDFRsxHwQ
TONIGHT [11/16]: Chris Distefano (@chrisdcomedy) is here with the Right Intention, Wrong Move tour! Don't miss your last chance to catch him in CT for another two years! 🎟️ : bit.ly/cd1116nhv [Box office opens at 4PM] 🚪: 6PM 🤣: 7PM More Info: bit.ly/3QZtpv1
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