Churchy Leadership Book Generator @churchybookbot
This book is going to save the church. Not Canoeing the Mountains. Joined February 2019-
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James Walters @BroWalters
79 Followers 558 FollowingJoin the Coleridge Cr.. @theodramatist
7K Followers 953 Following Priest | Coleridge | editor-in-chief @earthandaltar | he/him | Drawings at https://t.co/NlmqyoHghK | blog at https://t.co/4UGBKfUpB6…Lauren Is Tired @Chafinhofer
743 Followers 881 Following Pastor hoping for a fully inclusive UMC. Mom hoping to get some sleep. Christian hoping for a more just and peaceful world. she/her.lauren @lwymmdlauren
33 Followers 193 FollowingGrace Pritchard Burso.. @BursonGrace
2K Followers 3K Following Twitter's official Dorothy L. Sayers stan account. NEng➡️QC. Eph '00/Yale '04. Mom, priest, writer, doula. Yes, my grandma shot a Nazi. She/her. BLM. INTJ/5w4.V.erified by Grace (L.. @revlydiaposselt
470 Followers 1K Following cis, she/her, Pastor in the ELCA near DC. Loves coffee, Jesus, books, and her fam.Albert Williams III @_UncommonLegend
77 Followers 222 Following Romans 8:38 & 39 Husband MGCCC 16’ USM 20’ Seminary Student Campus Minister Workout Enthusiast Creator @uncommonlegendpodcast 🎙️ MS✈️GAGrant Armstrong @grantarmstrong
946 Followers 2K Following Daily embodying the 1993-McLean-County-4-H-Fair-King-to-Pastor pipelineJoseph Scarborough @JosephScarboro9
0 Followers 82 FollowingDR.Carl Free Creed @CreedRev
21 Followers 349 Following i am a retired law enforcement investigator. I have a doctorate in theology and am a warrior for GOD with strong family ties.... remember this, READ, READ REANastya Siverkova @SiverkovaN
44 Followers 498 FollowingHeresy Accusation Gen.. @HeresyGenerator
109 Followers 19 Following Spice up your theological arguments by accusing your opponent of heresy. Not sure which one? Just @ me and I'll tell you.Starkville UMC Dist @StarkvilleUMC
120 Followers 113 FollowingRev. Crabtree’s Cha.. @crabtreeschacos
20 Followers 19 Following Preach like Jesus did: in Chacos. Probably.I think it’s Elspet.. @elizabthcorinne
905 Followers 1K Following Executive Director of Faith In Women • MDiv/MSW, UMC pastor, equal opportunity cat & dog lover, rabble rouser • my tweets are my own • she/herMary Ward @maryeward_
343 Followers 381 FollowingStephen W. Rankin @stephenwrankin
962 Followers 305 Following Pastor (once more);Director, Spiritual Maturity Project; former college professor and university chaplain; hesitant author; enthusiastic teacherJoe Thoma @ConventionalJoe
3K Followers 5K Following Will Work for Progress; Researcher/Editor/Writer. In matters of right and wrong, there are not two equally valid sides to the question.David F. Watson @utsdoc
6K Followers 3K Following Academic Dean and New Testament Prof at @unitedseminary. Lead editor at @firebrandmag. Podcast at @firebrandtalk. Opinions my own.Church People Movie @ChurchPplMovie
9K Followers 8K Following A heartfelt and laugh-out-loud faith-based comedy film! AVAILABLE NOW: https://t.co/g1trG2mKFV 😄John Magara @JohnMagara5
19 Followers 293 FollowingJohnRobertHillman @JohnRobertHill7
49 Followers 601 Following Fun outrageous spontaneous conversation friendly competition love outdoors art work being friendlyBrian Miller @seebriansbrain
2K Followers 5K FollowingCliff Wall @PreacherCliff
190 Followers 793 FollowingUM Adult Formation @UMCAdultForm
3K Followers 4K Following life-long learner, generally happy personAmy Laura Hall @ProfligateGrace
4K Followers 5K Following Now, don’t have me break this thing down for nothing.Douglas Thompson 🇺.. @DougThmpsn
806 Followers 972 Following PhD, Public health psychologist. Interested in social policy & mental health. No DMs please. Originally from Indianapolis, now upstate NY. Indy sports fan. 🏈🏎Smith Lilley @feljr
1K Followers 4K Following Methodist | Mississippian | @MSState, @UL, and @VUDivinity grad | George J. Mitchell Scholar | #HailState | 🍞🍷💧📖 | no prophet, nor a prophet’s sonCoach Tess Horan @coachtess
38K Followers 28K Following Professional Coach +20 yrs. ۞ Development for Conscious People who Lead ۞ Creator of Possibilities ۞ Warrior for the Human Spirit ᯽ 𝒔𝒉𝒆/𝒉𝒆𝒓Father Everett @freverett
2K Followers 4K Following Sooner Born and Sooner Bred, priest in Episcopal Church, inclusive orthodoxy. ISFJ, 6w5, Hufflepuff. Vicar of @ChristChurchTulMichael Frost @michaelfrost6
11K Followers 2K Following LUMINA PANDIT. Founder, Tinsley Institute at Morling College | Co-founder, Forge MTN | Author | Speaker | Blogs at https://t.co/a0BG8DdaIO | Opinions my ownAlbert Williams III @_UncommonLegend
77 Followers 222 Following Romans 8:38 & 39 Husband MGCCC 16’ USM 20’ Seminary Student Campus Minister Workout Enthusiast Creator @uncommonlegendpodcast 🎙️ MS✈️GAAustin Rivera @MarEphremsVoice
417 Followers 1K Following Assistant Professor of Church History @WakeDiv. Poetry and theology of the early Church. Methodist preacher.Heresy Accusation Gen.. @HeresyGenerator
109 Followers 19 Following Spice up your theological arguments by accusing your opponent of heresy. Not sure which one? Just @ me and I'll tell you.Kanye Hauerwest @KanyeHauerwest
988 Followers 141 Following Theologian and Christian ethicist Stanley Hauerwas mashed up with hip-hop artist Kanye West.Rev Grey @RevGrey
4K Followers 2K Following Priest in God's Church(Episcopal Branch). also at @memorialbh. convinced there is a better way. Jesus follower. #Baltimore Based. #kingdom focused.stephen @stephen_m_w
2K Followers 250 Following Constructive Theology/Theological Ethics | Doing political theology, theology and psychology, theological method | Working on @theoandsocietyBailey @bpickbpick
3K Followers 532 Following you who long for days of fullness, all around us is our food // four-point calvinist (it’s the L) pcusa pastor. @mtrkdjoyce’s wife.Irrepressible Thought.. @kmaustinyoung
10K Followers 3K Following Extra for Jesus, Episcopal parish priest, urbanist, writer, memento mori, BNA➡️SF, she/herian lasch @ianlasch
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5K Followers 1K Following @[email protected] credal priest, butch, wife of @bpickbpick, construction and emergency medicine enthusiast, ancom, theology phd student. she/theyAmy Laura Hall @ProfligateGrace
4K Followers 5K Following Now, don’t have me break this thing down for nothing.Church Name Machine @ChurchNameBot
1K Followers 147 Following Does your church need a fresh new name? I've got your name covered. Lovingly hacked together by @fredsprinkle and @jim_lepageDouglas Thompson 🇺.. @DougThmpsn
806 Followers 972 Following PhD, Public health psychologist. Interested in social policy & mental health. No DMs please. Originally from Indianapolis, now upstate NY. Indy sports fan. 🏈🏎Cliff Wall @PreacherCliff
190 Followers 793 FollowingRelidicous @relidicous
11K Followers 311 Following The official Twitter account of https://t.co/Nyv0kLLYeF Daily funny Christian memes, cartoons & jokes. (Thee/Thou/Thy)Collective Nouns @Noun_Collective
32 Followers 10 Following Naming groups of people with the same name. All day. Every day.S Andrew Ray @ipoint2him
59 Followers 163 FollowingNeville Vanderburg @TheRevNev
60 Followers 91 Following Currently serving as Pastor of Clarksdale United Methodist Church in Clarksdale, MS.Johnny Bowlin @JohnnyMilbfan
797 Followers 1K Following GMC pastor, Cohost of the Earned Fun Average podcast, & a preacher of grace⛪. UAB 🐲, Shuckers 🦪Marlins, K club member 🍌, Rockabillys, & Wichita Wind Surge ⚾️Mary Ward @maryeward_
343 Followers 381 FollowingThe Daily EvangeliTro.. @EvangeliTron
920 Followers 8 Following Theological Hot Takes And Christian Thinkpieces By A Bot That Can Only Speak Christianese! (From the @SimeonTheFool who brought you @WorshipBot3000)Worship Bot @worshipbot
14 Followers 0 Following My chains are the power of Heaven's victory. CCLI Top 25St. Simeon the Holy F.. @SimeonTheFool
5K Followers 3K Following Patron saint of Holy Fools! And puppeteers. Sillier than thou. Canonized for throwing walnuts in church and streaking. Self-parody. Pitied by @MrT. Pronouns!WorshipBot3000 @WorshipBot3000
1K Followers 4 Following Automatically generating #Contemporary praise song titles for your church's #worship service! (Blame @SimeonTheFool.)Ken Blanchard @kenblanchard
241K Followers 48K Following Speaker, leadership expert, author of The One Minute Manager, and cofounder of The Ken Blanchard Companies. Blog: https://t.co/xLswCjObiH Facebook: https://t.co/L7JnIi2NZTArbinger @Arbinger
4K Followers 190 Following Breakthrough results are only possible through a change in mindset. We change mindset.Arbinger Institute @Arbinger_I
716 Followers 3 FollowingJohn Crist @johnbcrist
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3K Followers 450 Following Follower of Christ - Husband - Dad - Father - #5Solas Type of Dude Real name is @Travis_C_Berry but that guy is boring.Snooty Seminarian @SSeminarian
4K Followers 286 Following More spiritual than you since the beginning of last semester | No Arminians were harmed in the making of this accountDerek Rishmawy @DZRishmawy
20K Followers 693 Following Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so. Theology and Presbyterianism enjoyer.St. AugOsteen @StAugOsteen
9K Followers 1 Following Tolle, lege: take up and read. God didn't create you to be average.J.D. Greear @jdgreear
114K Followers 753 Following Pastor of @SummitRDU. Husband to Veronica, dad of Kharis, Allie, Ryah and Adon. @NAMB_SBC National Ambassador. 62nd President of the SBC. Rom 1:16Christianity Today @CTmagazine
365K Followers 2K Following Christianity Today is the source for those eager to engage the world for Christ and curious about the people, events, and trends shaping the church and culture.Jon Acuff @JonAcuff
271K Followers 65K Following New York Times Bestselling Author of 10 books. Married to Jenny. Dad to L.E. & McRae. Grab a copy of my new book All It Takes is a Goal at https://t.co/WNzh4EYhjRThom Rainer @ThomRainer
211K Followers 192K Following CEO of Church Answers. Husband to Nellie Jo. Dad to Sam, Art, Jess. Granddad to Canon Maggie Nathaniel Will Harper Bren Joshua Collins Joel Dominic James.Worship Sound Guy @WorshipSoundGuy
27K Followers 2K Following ⬇️⬇️ Podcasts, courses, free cheat sheets, merch and more for church sound techs!Russell Moore @drmoore
186K Followers 2K Following Editor in Chief, @CTmagazine; author, Losing Our Religion: An Altar Call for Evangelical America 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary
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29K Followers 5K Following Church guy who wanted to make you smile. Forswunk. 'Say something brilliant, and your name won't soon be forgotten.' -AnonymousLloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist
61K Followers 262 Following Pastor of the world’s slowest growing church.Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
104K Followers 334 Following It ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that. He/Hymn.Lawson Stone @lgstone
1K Followers 169 Following Small town Georgia boy finds God, Bible, Asbury, Love, Missions, Scholarship, Parenthood, Publication, Happiness.D Wallace-Padgett @bishop_dwp
478 Followers 72 Following Bishop Debra Wallace-Padgett is the episcopal leader of the North Alabama Conference of the United Methodist Church.One day I'm going to get a book deal at Lifeway or Crossway to write a Hot New Devotional and it'll have a clever title and a beautiful cover and it'll be like AWESOME DEVOTIONAL HERE and then when you open it it's just the Didache.
Just once I'd love to hear a priest in this Episcopal Church be like "I'm reading a really great book right now, it's called The Didache"
I'm sure I'm giving the Twitter Approved Take here, but after the failure of Church Growth and Leadership Consulting maybe we need to return to the daily office and the works of mercy. Jesus didn't leave of bereft of all we need.
The proof is in the pudding. After half a century of Church Growth Theory the church in the West has shrunk. And after 30 years of “leadership studies” we’re seeing an unprecedented number of leadership failures. Where else can we turn?
Church Growth Theory didn’t result in church growth, and the Christian leadership industry didn’t give us better leaders. So can we stop trying to do Christian ministry with tools from the fields of marketing, management and psychology now?!
The proof is in the pudding. After half a century of Church Growth Theory the church in the West has shrunk. And after 30 years of “leadership studies” we’re seeing an unprecedented number of leadership failures. Where else can we turn?
You guys, I found my new favorite satire bot. Such a niche market, but SO GOOD
Who wants to buy some magic church growth beans?
These bot is really niche but if you’ve been subjected to too many church leadership books it will really make you laugh. This one really hit my funny bone
House Boating the Precipices
@churchybookbot What is a horst? Here you go! (Learning something new everyday!) en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_(ge…
Learned tonight that my kids’ school won’t be complying with our county public health mask mandate so finding a new school is now on tomorrow’s to-do list. So much wrong here.
If I ever write a memoir about the end of the UMC, it will be entitled “Canoeing the Brick River.” #insiderjokes
@RyWig My supervising pastor at field ed was like, I will do 10 services a week standing in the parking lot rather than go back to online worship