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I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this since the Red Sox are actually not sucking again
Not to be “woke,” but does gendering single-toilet restrooms actually serve a single legitimate function?
I am yet to encounter a mentally stable person who cares about the eclipse
Watching videos at loud volume in public waiting rooms/lobbies should be a capital offense
There it is
Please note: the sudden onset Twitter expertise of the day is ship & bridge engineering
Congrats on the big day!
Repping @SickosCommittee on my wedding day
Everyone in the world needs to see this. Note that this footage permits no room for "it was a mistake," showing repeated, specifically-targeted strikes on the unarmed and even wounded. The sort of behavior the ICJ explicitly forbid in the genocide ruling against Israel.
Everyone in the world needs to see this. Note that this footage permits no room for "it was a mistake," showing repeated, specifically-targeted strikes on the unarmed and even wounded. The sort of behavior the ICJ explicitly forbid in the genocide ruling against Israel.
I’ve managed to date something 2023 and 2014 this week and it’s not even halfway through Tuesday
Everybody falling for the AI-generated pics of kids making sculptures with plastic bottles should exercise their civic duty of abstaining from voting
I still can’t believe I named my Xbox Live username after Mac Jones
Spotify has really fallen victim to enshittification recently
You know what social media site isn’t down at the moment? MySpace
I’m 26 and (1) didn’t learn until today that those traffic control posts outside of retail stores are called “bollards” and (2) think that’s a hilarious word for absolutely no reason
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I had to pause the episode this week because this throwaway line about Vatican City made me crack up so much. Another great episode!!
NEW POD - We briefly welcome @edsbs to talk about the #CharitibundiBowl and Ron Zook, then Commish not having a clue about the transfer portal, Jordan has a take on spring games, Arthur brings us his regular season NBA Sickos highlights, the Worst Season of All Time for Teams Who…
Um, you can’t just call everyone you disagree with a nazi 🙄
Just throwing this out there again. There's a better way, my friends. That said, go get @RedDirtSport's patreon
I walked into a Jimmy Johns today and there must have been 15 military aged men in there. It was fucking terrifying, even though I myself am a military aged man
I love the phrase "military aged man" because it implies something nefarious even though you're basically talking about any dude between 16 and 50
Over 1,000 African migrants have taken over NYC’s City Hall today 95% are military aged men and many crossed the southern border to get here.
Who do I gotta pay off to get this deleted from the internet forever 😂😂
Reminder that Ji-man Choi did this against an actual pitcher
People on twitter will really be like "you believe in firebombing a Walmart? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, voting" and then not vote
Huge news: The House just passed my 4th Amendment Is Not For Sale Act, which bars law enforcement from purchasing Americans' private data from shady data brokers. This is a huge win for privacy. Now it's time for the Senate to follow suit.
@paul_zoell68952 @nelmagene2010 @ProudElephantUS No it isn't. Your logic is wrong.
this game took AN HOUR AND 49 MINUTES shortest 9-inning game in MLB since DET beat CLE 3-0 in 1:44 on 6/2/10…the Armando Galarraga game
A Maddux on 94 pitches! Tanner Houck tosses the first shutout of his career! 🔥
@davidhogg111 Sorry, @3YearLetterman is 100% correct here. And I had to take constitutional law twice while I was at John Marshall Law School (I got hammered and fell asleep during the exam the first time) so I’m basically an expert.
You're not a hypocrite if you didn't speak up on every free speech issue in the world. Most people focus on the people they agree with. You're absolutely a hypocrite if you claim to value free speech but wind up suing your critics and asking prosecutors to go after them.