paul emm @circlejokes
I'm always the first one to say "I love you" in a gangbang. twitter.com/search?q=from%… area code 604 Joined May 2010-
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I cut my testicle bag shaving and had to wear a maxi pad before I went out. It was actually quite comfortable, like a pillow for my balls.
I can tie a tie, but I can also tie a Ty in a tie tying competition.
when it comes to sleep i need 8 hours a day. and another 8 at night.
“Brace yourself!” - Orthodontist who’s sick and tired of his job.
i was told to be clean shaven before a job interview. this guy didn’t even attempt to look at my dick.
Whenever I write the word “penis” I dot the i with a smaller penis.
I wonder if trees gossip about each other, and if they do, who’s the most poplar?
A true broski will always hold back his bros man bun when he's puking in the toilet.
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
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The B. @anerdonfire2
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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Craving @calluptome
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Matty @bestestname
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Destry @DestryBrod
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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Grimm Creator Stephen.. @creator_grimm
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M͜͡&͜͡M͜͡ @TheSoulShadow
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Chiarielloupholsterin.. @ChiarielloUPH
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Myandra's Mesmeric �.. @MyandraM
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Trey @treydayway
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
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The B. @anerdonfire2
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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Craving @calluptome
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Matty @bestestname
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Destry @DestryBrod
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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Cat From Nowhere @kv8
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
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douchefuck mcsuckit j.. @raypeytheclown
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PoopScatVideo @PoopScatVideo
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JW @ohthatfknguy
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Lisita ⚡️ @lisawithane2825
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M͜͡&͜͡M͜͡ @TheSoulShadow
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SamInspired @SamInspired
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Eka Bakie @EkaBakie
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The Storyteller @Odyne_LaFee
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AutumnSkye @AutumnSkye13
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So Unique By Tammy on.. @SoUniqueByTammy
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Meidas Steven Erickso.. @StevenErick1976
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αηցєℓina 🌷 @TheDragonflySky
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Ginger @gingerbrigade1
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iamquiteadorable ✨ @adorableinNE
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Michelle 🍎 @michelleDbelle
17K Followers 9K Following I spend my days with the future. | Just here to silently grade your tweets for spelling, grammar, and punctuation. #teacher
What will it take for you to love me goddamnit
My asshole has been purring like a kitten all morning 😂
Do people that eat beets know that they're eating beets?
@circlejokes @Blobstar101 Well, none a those beeches that's for sure .....
Hey buddy. We're going streaking in the quad, you in
Drinking cheerios thru a fat straw like honey nut boba
“Propaganda” is not “that new pizza place that just opened.”
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