NFUHRY8'd @cl8nfuhr
Much very good brain and things Joined September 2014-
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Damn, I knew I should have scammed the PPP program when I had the chance
Conservatives are big mad about not getting enough dick pics on Twitter.
Gym stayed up all night and mustered together all 63 of his IQ points to bring together this clever and deeply introspective tweet.
Gym stayed up all night and mustered together all 63 of his IQ points to bring together this clever and deeply introspective tweet.
Got my desktop back from Rudy G's tech support. Turns on, but now there's 33,000 emails from Hillary Clinton, a copy of Obamas birth cert from Antarctica, 4 icq msgs from Lev Parnas, a pic of what looks like Gary Busey's son dressed like an oompa loompa, and wtf is "Okha 10"
Why do white supremacists publicly advertise the size of their anus? I'm not understanding the wide-open butthole hand gesture.
Mitch McConnell seems like the kind of young hip dude whose ideologies seem right in line with modern times. By modern I mean people who were alive for the Whig party.
The logic of "I'm going to 'copy and paste' political ads that specifically state to 'copy and paste' so I can demonstrate my individuality and lack of sheepishness" eludes me 🤔
Get out there and boat, people. I can't stress it enough: boat early, boat often, and help others register to boat.
Capt. GOP - You don't need a lifejacket, the ship is doing great. No one has ever seen a maiden voyage this great and beautiful. Buy tickets for the second voyage, it'll be even better than the first. The iceberg is just a Democratic hoax, enjoy the live music and champagne.
Dear Trump Campaign, Fuck you. You’re not invited. Stop playing my song. No thanks, Brendon Urie, Panic! At The Disco & company.
The "Fuck your feelings" crew sure seem to have a lot of fucking feelings.
My son "inspects" the underside of his comforter whenever the monster under his bed growls.
Yeah! Protect the 1st amendment by having the government censor free speech!!! That's MAGA baby!!
Who the hell did this 🤣🤣
"I'm not a doctor. But I'm like, a person, with a very good...you know what..."- 45 I'm morally torn at this point as to whether or not I should try to talk MAGAts out of injecting lysol. At some point the paths of idiocy and Darwinism converge.
My stimulus check has Trump's signature on it and now the bank won't cash it due to NSF.
When did whining and bemoaning about how everyone is "mean" and everyone is "against me" become what some think of as of a "tough guy?" By that logic, high school sophomores are the toughest people on Earth.
I just had the strangest dream...
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