Claire @claire_elise_
please don’t follow me, I enjoy tweeting to an empty void. Joined January 2012-
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Gotta love that a man not winning the Boston Marathon was getting more coverage than the final miles of the pro women who were battling it out.
It’s the time of year when paper planner girlies have to carry two planners everywhere to keep up with current tasks and track future ones.
Found out on Friday that I was born with a BOGO uterus situation.
everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god
Today is the day I hate remote work the most because we COULD be closed for snow but instead I just have to use my silly laptop and VPN to work from home.
Veterans Day falling on a Friday resulting in a 3 day weekend: 😃 Catching cold right before said 3 day weekend: 😭
Today I learned that home schooled kids (my husband) don’t automatically think “the powerhouse of the cell” when they hear the word mitochondria
My mental health is like a C at best right now, but my therapist said I get an A+ as a patient today…so that’s good I guess
Truly mind boggling that these are not photos of the same man
I miss Evermore
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I promise I won't be at the top of the list for too long - there's a lot more coming 😤🫶🏽
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.@des_linden completes her 10th #BostonMarathon. Here she is right after she crossed the finish line.
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I haven’t released a lot of content in the last few months because I’ve been busy creating something else
I haven’t released a lot of content in the last few months because I’ve been busy creating something else
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the only way i’d watch emily in Paris
Give me incognito mode on Spotify so it don’t count towards my Wrap next year
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