Lucy Huber @clhubes
editor @mcsweeneys Mother of: 👦🏼👶🏼🐈⬛🐈🐠🐌 Writer? Hungry. Tired. Washington, DC Joined June 2011-
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Meeting up w/ other moms is like: sick (me) sick(her) tantrum (my kid) tantrum (her kid) sick (her kid) sick (my kid) forgot appointment (her) forgot meeting (me) sick (me) fell asleep (her) fell asleep (my kid) meet up (she gives me hand, foot, and mouth, I give her strep)
Are you tell me this summer night’s dream is mid????
Some shows you can’t watch in the day and some you can’t watch at night. Gilmore Girls is a day show, you can’t watch that after dark. But Friends? Only night time. Some shows are both, like It’s Always Sunny, that’s an Anytime show. I won’t be explaining further bc I can’t.
lol thanks guys, 3yo got my phone 😂 leaving it up bc it’s his Art
Surprised it doesn’t say “lion” on it in really skinny letters
Surprised it doesn’t say “lion” on it in really skinny letters
My deepest held online belief is that for some reason sharing basic information with your friends became uncool and it’s honestly so lame. Tag the cool place you are! I want to know where it is! Give me a lil’ caption! Be excited about stuff! Turn your shit to private and be free
My biggest problem with group chats is I understand you’re supposed to have your friend group chat persona and then your more professional group chat persona for formal group chats but I only can only do the first one.
Met in 2008 studying abroad in Swansea, Wales. Married in 2016 after almost 9 years of dating. Neither of us were really into the idea of meeting someone at 20 and being with them forever but it just kept, and continues, working out. Now we have two kids!
Met in 2008 studying abroad in Swansea, Wales. Married in 2016 after almost 9 years of dating. Neither of us were really into the idea of meeting someone at 20 and being with them forever but it just kept, and continues, working out. Now we have two kids! https://t.co/dDdj2bSxFo
Last night I was lying in my 3yos bed as he was falling asleep and he reached out to me in the dark, put his hand on me and said “ahhhh, big belly, tiny head, that’s my mama”
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Amber Sparks @ambernoelle
59K Followers 3K Following Your garbage mom; wrote AND I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU; HAPPY PEOPLE DON’T LIVE HERE ‘25; rep’d by @KentDWolf; I just want you to be happy, honey
rachel syme @rachsyme
142K Followers 9K Following woman about town. staff writer @newyorker. also: writing a book for @aaknopf + a coffee table book for @penguinrandom. away from here, mostly.
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
14K Followers 2K Following Editor @The_Belladonnas. Writing in The New Yorker, McSweeneys, Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook kristenmmm on Insta
emily @emilykmay
34K Followers 3K Following "mid and delusional" | doubt-filled believer | peak millennial | participation trophy wife | unfortunately very sincere
Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren
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danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
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Hannah Grieco @writesloud
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Molly @MamaWeasleyy
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Audrey Burges @Audrey_Burges
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I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
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limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
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Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit
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Katherine D. Morgan (.. @blktinabelcher
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Shannon @ShannonJCurtin
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YittlePeeps @YittleP
179 Followers 926 Following If you want to just "explain" things to me that I already understand, I'll block you. Not interested in that.
❣️kay❣️ @songsabout_kay
5K Followers 97 Following 💞31 year old mom of 2 boys under 2 1/2💙🩵🐥🐣 🫶 I follow back moms 🫶
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droid mom @momofdroids
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Matthew Spira @MatthewSpira
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764 Followers 2K Following I am a #Professional & #Senior #GraphicDesign #Specialist & full time #Freelancer at https://t.co/RYoow2Wps2
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥.. @DaddiosRecipes
6K Followers 4K Following “𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙏𝙃𝙔𝙈𝙀 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙛, 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩 & 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧!” -𝔻𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕠
Jay jay @Chrisjay2531Jay
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Stephanie Goutos @LegallyInnovate
57 Followers 300 Following Innovation Attorney, Ex-Class Action Litigator ⚖, AI Enthusiast, Advocate for Women in Tech🦸♀️, Fueled by Caffeine, Sarcasm & Being Told It Can't Be Done☕🔥
fwitter @fwitter902
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31 Followers 348 Following Quando você me olha, mesmo sem me amar, eu me amo.
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76K Followers 675 Following writer/actor/ghoul • mgmt: 3arts • venmo: sydney-battle
𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓶𝓲 .. @JasmineLianne
217 Followers 266 Following 𝐄𝓼𝐓. ‘❽➈ •ｇẸ𝐌𝒾ŇᎥ ♊️ • 𝐍𝕐ℂ 🍎 ➁ αтl 🍑 • 𝓐𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓱 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓮𝓭𝔂𝓷 𝓐𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓳𝓪𝓱 𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁𝓪𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 • 𝑀𝒮 🧡
🎄🤧🥶🍾☃�.. @MimmyJeiners
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454 Followers 2K Following Hot Jazz influencer // diamond pantograph enjoyer // building appreciator // they/any
Lesbian Rod Serling �.. @lesbian_rod
218 Followers 420 Following 22, she/her, proship, socialist, universalist Christian, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇸
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Suzanne @Suzsails
65 Followers 718 Following I sail, horseback ride, occasionally bike, love food, have multiple kitties, and live across the street from the ocean.
Sara LeMone Mueller @sara_em_lem
0 Followers 42 Following
Hannah Fishman @HANnah_SOL0
2K Followers 2K Following digital director @colinallredtx | past lives include but not limited to @katiehobbs @johnbking @neatoday @joebiden | pronounced yee-HAW-nuh
Blythe Lamb @BlytheLamb33072
1 Followers 24 Following The village mom trying to live a peaceful, baked-goods filled life 🙏 Romans 15:13
FORESIGHT Climate & E.. @Foresight_CE
4K Followers 2K Following Expert analysis on the global #energytransition. Podcasts @WattMattersPod @PolicyDispatch @EnergyEnablers l Weekly Newsletter: https://t.co/qbnUxIeGb6
Sugarcreamcheese @Krismichelle54
431 Followers 2K Following ❤️IU BBALL🤍🏀 Fighting NSC lung cancer 🤍 Lover of Ganja ,🍕&🌮‘s. 💚💚 In a world of average, I’m savage ✌️✌️💙F*** Cancer!¡!¡!
ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
145K Followers 3K Following tv/film writer, comic, queer. host @podshamespiral, copy @iamthirtyaf & co-host @gayshamecomedy- next show 4/16 @unionhallny! mgmt: @zerogravitymgmt
Amber Sparks @ambernoelle
59K Followers 3K Following Your garbage mom; wrote AND I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU; HAPPY PEOPLE DON’T LIVE HERE ‘25; rep’d by @KentDWolf; I just want you to be happy, honey
rachel syme @rachsyme
142K Followers 9K Following woman about town. staff writer @newyorker. also: writing a book for @aaknopf + a coffee table book for @penguinrandom. away from here, mostly.
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
14K Followers 2K Following Editor @The_Belladonnas. Writing in The New Yorker, McSweeneys, Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook kristenmmm on Insta
Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman
65K Followers 692 Following Stand Up, Borat 2 writer, Daily Show alum, Late Show alum, creator of Soft Focus on Adult Swim and Indefensible on AMC Plus. Don’t quote me 🤡
emily @emilykmay
34K Followers 3K Following "mid and delusional" | doubt-filled believer | peak millennial | participation trophy wife | unfortunately very sincere
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 969 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch
41K Followers 3K Following Writer & illustrator of stories, essays and feminist comics. '22 NEA fellow. Work in TIME, Vox, New York Times, Washington Post, etc. Very charming IRL. she/her
Hannah Grieco @writesloud
25K Followers 7K Following writer, editor, prof, cupcake. non-zionist Jew. your twitter mom. i love you, okay? 🌈 she/her
Audrey Burges @Audrey_Burges
8K Followers 5K Following Author, A HOUSE LIKE AN ACCORDION (2024) & THE MINUSCULE MANSION OF MYRA MALONE (2023); scribbler of humor, flash, & pretty flowers; thinks you're awesome
Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit
9K Followers 10K Following All views expressed are my own. #bylines @nytimes @washingtonpost @theatlantic @publicsourcePA @romper @WSJ @pittsburghPG @kidsburghpgh.
Shannon @ShannonJCurtin
4K Followers 1K Following Writer. Mom. Sometimes funny. Work in @NewYorker @mcsweeneys @SlackjawHumor @hobartpulp @Pointsincase @The_Belladonnas Opinions all my own.
Emily Van Duyne @EmilyVanDuyne
7K Followers 5K Following I teach kids to write. Ceasefire now. Pre-order LOVING SYLVIA PLATH: A RECLAMATION: https://t.co/A79brva6Vm
Lydia Kiesling @lydiakiesling
15K Followers 10K Following Author of novels THE GOLDEN STATE & MOBILITY. Writing in NYTMag, The Cut, etc. Buy MOBILITY: https://t.co/HWJBEzYnEu
sleepiest girl in the.. @v_dcknz
9K Followers 3K Following headlinezzzz @theonion @reductress • Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Comedy Show @caveatnyc next show May 12 😇
🧃you or someone yo.. @hannahmsays
7K Followers 4K Following YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE @atriabooks 2023 // abortion lover @partnersclinic // t1d // ✍️@ELLEmagazine @esquire @TIME @mcsweeneys @teenvogue + // rep @jwongbaxter
Julia Fine @finejuli
5K Followers 2K Following MADDALENA AND THE DARK out June 2023 from @flatironbooks/@headlinepg. Also wrote THE UPSTAIRS HOUSE and WHAT SHOULD BE WILD. The witch from next door. she/her
Rebecca @fosterhood
5K Followers 462 Following Adoptee turned foster, now adoptive parent (2021) working with, around and beyond the NYC foster care system (since 2008) - hipster glasses optional. she/her
Amy Colleen @sewistwrites
9K Followers 1K Following Christian, mom of 2 little boys, married @Hubby2SewWrites. Writer (humor & human interest) & historical sewist. Will turn anything into a Jane Austen reference.
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728 Followers 314 Following pretending to read the silmarillion https://t.co/oHA2qhCd7g she/her
🪡Hillary M.🧵 @ToweringHills
425 Followers 877 Following when you're a professional pirate, you don't have to wear a suit. | https://t.co/6p8okpJfWS
Katie D @KatieDeal99
16K Followers 2K Following Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 https://t.co/iMruSPyTav
droid mom @momofdroids
5K Followers 1K Following mom + wife. #booktwt. pokemon go. just here to make a little jokey joke. 18+. she/her.
Andy Ottaway (blue ch.. @Andy35o
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Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann
2K Followers 138 Following Interior Designer. Chronic nuance-finder. Amateur renaissance woman. Midwestern transplant. I’m more fun on Insta
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 908 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
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17K Followers 138 Following pastry chef, bakery/restaurant owner, runner, besotted wife, ice cream fanatic, https://t.co/CxjUDDbPQS
Kara Baskin @kcbaskin
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Nikki Wolfe @Nikki704
7K Followers 2K Following 📢 Sr. PR Specialist @yellowduckmktg. Emmy Loser. Former Mathlete. Huskers. Panthers. Hornets. Charlotte FC. Bruno fan, both @joebrunowsoc9 and @brunomars
littlebillie @littlebillie
3K Followers 1K Following Mediocre tweets. Read them; you’ll figure me out.
Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R
31K Followers 848 Following Dad and music theory/history guy. Will help you with your theory homework.
Zach Eyster @zachinpractice
748 Followers 1K Following Lawyers are in the sales business, like it or not. I know a lot about trademarks and very little about almost everything else. Nondirected living kidney donor.
goldnecklace @goldnecklace2
539 Followers 990 Following
sam sax @samsax1
14K Followers 2K Following MADNESS (National Poetry Series), BURY IT (James Laughlin Award), & PIG. YR DEAD forthcoming @mcsweeney. booking: @shipman_agency (they/he) queer jew4free 🇵🇸
Lily Gladstone @lily_gladstone
49K Followers 1K Following 👣 Siksikaitsitapii/Nimíipuu 💖 She/They 🫂 Aspiring Ewok 🌳🐻bumblebee boarder 🐝 🏡 ✨
derek guy @dieworkwear
819K Followers 962 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Sabrina Brier @sabrinabrier
139K Followers 293 Following I’m Sabrina and you’re watching Disney channel 💫
zoe kazan @zoeinthecities
94K Followers 2K Following SHE SAID, THE PLOT AGAINST AMERICA, RUBY SPARKS, OLIVE KITTERIDGE, THE BIG SICK, THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS, WILDLIFE, etc.
Gretchen Nicholls @GbytheBook
245 Followers 552 Following graphic designer. twitter amateur. wholigan. spelling bee genius. Montana native. former Brooklynite. publishing refugee. Vassar grad. mom. likes books.
Urbanponds101 @urbanponds101
8K Followers 1K Following Documenting Urban Wildlife, Ponds, Birds, Gardening, Rewilding & Feel Good Vibes 💚 South East London
Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov
48K Followers 679 Following Diplomatic dispatches from the Government-in-Exile. 𝓢𝓲𝓬 𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓼 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓼 𝓢𝓾𝓫𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓼 𝓝𝓾𝓷𝓬
Megan SnakeBite @megansnakebite
278 Followers 1K Following
Megan Fritts @freganmitts
7K Followers 2K Following Asst Prof of Philosophy @UALR. Action Theory, Tech Ethics, 19th/20th C. Phil. Married up; parent-pilled. Co-host of @philofringes podcast.
Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma
60K Followers 2K Following Disability Advocate, Certified Positive Discipline Educator; AuDHD. Featured on @11Alive, @parentsmagazine [email protected]
Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
23K Followers 933 Following working on myself (figuring out all the ways I’m better than everyone who has wronged me.) she/her, follows/RTs =/= agreement. please publish my book.
Helen Copping @MuseumsHelen
3K Followers 3K Following Registrar @nationaltrust, mum, soprano. General ramblings, and finding brilliant independent local businesses, usually involving food 🏡 All my own views, ofc.
Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas
8K Followers 2K Following Wrestling scholarship recipient. Freelance writer. Lover of history, sad songs, and 2000s youth group culture. Why not be utterly changed into fire? She/her.
Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis
12K Followers 4K Following author | pastor | birder | mama | wife to @revdarylellis | Looking Up: A Birder's Guide to Hope Through Grief w @ivpress | host #TheThingWithFeathersPod
Katy Telling @KatyTelling
2K Followers 2K Following History PhD Candidate @WilliamandMary. Gender/Family 17th/18thc. Quakers in Carolinas & Virginia. #VastEarlyAmerica. Texas Ex. She/her. All views my own.
Larry the Cat @Number10cat
831K Followers 149 Following Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 16 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial.
Taylor Schumann @taylorsschumann
16K Followers 1K Following Wife | Mom | Shooting Survivor | Author of When Thoughts and Prayers Aren't Enough from @ivpress | bylines @readersdigest @sojourners @ctmagazine
Danielle Vermeer @DLVermeer
7K Followers 910 Following the future of fashion is circular // building @teleport__app tiktok for thrifting // 12+ years of no new clothes
Mara Pellittieri @mpellittieri
1K Followers 462 Following Writer, editor, and queer about town. Director of writing @UrbanInstitute, formerly @TalkPoverty and @AmProg. Views my own.
Jenni House @jenni_house
90 Followers 757 Following She/Her. Mainer. Math nerd, foodie and political/economics junkie looking to change minds and save the world. I workout to eat pizza (🏃♀️+🏋🏻♀️=🌮🍕🥨🥓🍱).
Amanda P. Roberts @AmandaStretch
748 Followers 858 Following Semi-retired librarian living the Navy wife and mom life. She/her.
Megan Michaud @JMeganMichaud
142 Followers 1K Following Mainer🌲🦞🌊 Fan of sunny days, birthday cake, swimming, dancing, high marginal tax rates for the wealthy, my husband, my kids, and the Oxford comma.
Andrea Ducas @andreaducas
2K Followers 2K Following VP of Health Policy at @amprog; former SPO at @rwjf | tweets mine | feminist, tea-lover, travel bug, hiker | relentless pursuer of a more perfect union
Ron Charles @RonCharles
51K Followers 289 Following I write about books at The Washington Post. To read my weekly newsletter, 'The Book Club,' click on the link below:
Hollie Overton @hollieoverton
6K Followers 1K Following Co-Ep/writer on @cwallamericanhc Best-selling Novelist. Co-founder @genremasters Identical twin. Identical triplet mama. Hopelessly addicted to caffeine.
L’Oreal is such a T.. @LTintheCity
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Ashley Winter MD || U.. @AshleyGWinter
155K Followers 3K Following Urologist + sex med doc. Views my own. She/Her. IG/threads: @ashleygwinter
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1K Followers 4K Following #PeopleOverPentagon Advocate at @Public_Citizen 🚫💣 neurodivergence, grief, politics, TSwift, rescue dogs, chronic illness, reality tv, & memes. so, the usual.
Dr. Vanessa Corcoran @VRCinDC
555 Followers 2K Following Medieval History Ph.D., runner, Lucy’s mom, author of "It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint" (now available) she/her
@clhubes We’re having an after school dinner party tonight and people are already dropping like flies 🤣. Thanks for the reminder to Clorox my entire house when everyone leaves.
@okawesomethanks @clhubes Thanks for the info bestie. This is a Covid lockdown baby that is now school age so I’ve come across this info a time or two. I’m in fact just making jokes and not hosting a super spreader event.
Omg WHAT is happening at Foxtrot? They just opened like a bajillion stores and now they’re closing them all, and the employees and managers had NO idea?!! popville.com/2024/04/foxtro…
Here's some of what Urban Outfitters had in 2005-6. I love (almost) all of it
Saw something absolutely terrifying at urban outfitters today.
this is neither here nor there but i have never seen a funny "i'm ___, of COURSE i _____" video. Rhythmically doesn't lend itself to a hard joke. The "of COURSE" isn't self-deprecating. We're never in for a real surprise. Thanks! BG
man taking a newborn on a walk on a sunny day is like being with a celebrity. that was incredible!! everyone wanted to know the little man!
@clhubes @lindsayfickas I bought this CD from WalMart on a high school slumber party snack run, and my friend’s dad spent the next four years teasing me about my “goat sacrificing music.”
Actually, they need to be invited inside or they are unable to enter
The hardest thing about planning my twee wedding in 2011 was trying to calm down my disapproving mom after she yelled, “you really want to walk down the aisle to a band called DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE?!”
I have been promising things out of exhaustion before bedtime to get my 3yo to sleep thinking she will forget overnight but this morning my husband asked why she woke up asking about a Ring Pop so we are cooked
People will say "kids these days are materialistic" but idk, Hush Little Baby has been around for ages and it's literally a lullaby about a parent bribing their child with purchase after purchase after purchase to get them to shut up and go to sleep
Ok this thread got buried but I do not care, I'm gonna keep going bc I took a lot of book photos and I want to share them! King Bidgood's in the Bathtub by Audrey Wood Mirette on the High Wire by Emily Arnold McCully-- as a kid I was devastated to learn it wasn't a true story 😅
A thread of magical, funny, & all-around excellent picture books that are enjoyed in our home by my 3.5yo son AND the adults who read to him. Not an exhaustive list but maybe will be helpful to others looking for ideas! (Also please follow @HannahPosted for great Kid Lit content)
Hey friends. I’m okay but a little shaken up. This morning, my car started spinning in circles before coming to an abrupt stop in the middle of the road. When I got out to see what happened, I found this.
I love how in high school I was like ok 12 hours on campus today and multiple APs and 30 hours of dance outside of school! and college I was like ok 40 hours of dance a week and 20 credits and 3 jobs! I got this!! And now I’m like and for unloading the dishwasher I get a treat 🫶
Are you tell me this summer night’s dream is mid????
@clhubes Gilmore Girls is definitely a night show for me and Friends is exclusively daytime. I can’t explain why. It just is.
@clhubes The ideal time for Gilmore Girls is 5pm, when ABC Family used to air a rerun every weekday
@clhubes I can’t remember the last time I watched a tv show during the day. For me, YouTube is for the day, Tv (streaming) is for the night 😂.
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