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I used to be fat, but now I have two nieces. Producer @TACMayApply. Professional bridge teacher and player. Insane for tennis. @couchbaron on Post. Los Angeles Joined May 2009-
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A thread about our depraved healthcare system, and a plea. In 2021, my friend Carole was diagnosed with terminal stage four cancer. A single parent with two kids, she had just turned 43. In 2017, she had watched her brother Chris die of the same cancer. He too was in his 40s.
She’s such a fucking asshole, jeez
Really in the death spiral with these privacy changes, hope to see everyone over at Bluesky
An insult to Homelander tbh
An insult to Homelander tbh
If @RheaPerlman had only played Carla on ‘Cheers,’ it would’ve been enough to call her a comedic genius. Instead, she continues to give us funny performances we don’t deserve. New from @TaraAriano buff.ly/42JfWKy
This movie is super fun and she’s great in it
So the vote to ratify the 2023-2026 agreement between the DGA and AMPTP ends a week from Friday and I have decided to vote “no.” I know I have a “rock thrower” POV a lot of the time and I often have to check and re-check that instinct. Like A LOT!
Aw RIP
Can’t co-sign this hard enough
Can’t co-sign this hard enough
Lot of opinions about who “won” Succession. I’m sorry but Willa is living in Logan Roy’s apartment, selling all his stuff, and shipping her husband off to Slovenia. She won. Hands down.
Amazing #SuccessionHBO and #BarryHBO finales but watching them back to back made me wish for a crossover ending where NoHo Hank takes over Waystar
It's #EHG 460 with @couchbaron! #CloneHigh, #MrsDavis, #HappyValley, #Primo, a #GLOW Canon pitch, and more! Out on all podcast platforms now! extrahotgreat.com/ehg-460/
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12K Followers 1K Following I try to be good hard worker man, but refrigemator so messy. So, so messy. @taraariano on any other social media platform you might use [email protected]Joe Reid @joereid
19K Followers 965 Following I am making the crab thing. Not that I imagine it makes any difference to you. @Had_Oscar_BuzzGlen Weldon @ghweldon
57K Followers 1K Following Author, NPR's PODCAST START UP GUIDE & THE CAPED CRUSADE. Unauthor, SUPERMAN: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY. Co-host, NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour.Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
80K Followers 4K Following Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]Heather & Jessica @fuggirls
107K Followers 3K Following Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan of Go Fug Yourself, THE ROYAL WE and THE HEIR AFFAIR. Visit us at https://t.co/NYggrU5afY Email: [email protected]MZS @mattzollerseitz
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2K Followers 1K Following She/her. Former TWoP recapper. Last place in Mullendash.Jeff Alexander @mgiant
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NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass
Casp ain’t too flexible
Side by side 👀 #RolexMonteCarloMasters
What are we doing here people. What exactly are we doing?
@HeerJeet Nazis just wanted to kill Jews, Hamas wants to kill Jews, Americans, and everyone who isn’t Muslim.
She’s a better person than I because I would have been like “no, wait, that’s funny but what’s your real question”
AP’s @dsupervilleap: “Was there any reaction from the president to O.J. Simpson’s death? Do you know if they ever crossed paths? If so, how? When?” KJP: “So, I’ll say this. Our thoughts are with — with his families during this difficult time — obviously, with his family and…
is it woke to tilt the fucking glass jesus
The only correct answer. 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Name a Wimbledon moment that makes you laugh every time you watch it 👇
Something that I think explains a lot about Gen X is that an alarming number of us had to sing “Suicide Is Painless,” the theme song from M*A*S*H, in chorus in elementary school
Tennis players go undercover at Indian Wells: Andrey Rublev - security Maria Sakkari - popcorn seller Daniil Medvedev - cashier Alex de Minaur - parking attendant Ons Jabeur - handing out maps Holger Rune - merch store employee Comedic gold. 😂
I believe the children are the furniture…
Democrats played a montage of Trump gaffes at the Hur hearing. We took it as a challenge and assembled the definitive collection of Trump’s most humiliating memory glitches and brain explosions in tonight’s Closer Look. Here it is while @sethmeyers finds ways to occupy himself.
Can’t believe I ever liked this guy. His trolling is worse than Sinema’s - hers at least was about the filibuster, his is about dead Palestinian kids.
Alright, everyone! Andy is on a flight home from the Netflix Slam in Las Vegas, and will head straight into the Served Studio to tell us all about it for Tuesdays episode. Have some questions about the event? Leave them below and we’ll answer a few for you in Episode 6!
@couchbaron I wanted to watch the whole thing right away, it’s terrific!
That shit was absolutely and utterly cringeworthy so this is delightfully welcome news!
The Academy is bringing back a hugely popular format that it first and last tried at the #Oscars ceremony held 15 years ago thr.cm/XGK0U3s
EXCLUSIVE: Bernard Rose is writing to direct ‘Lear, Rex…,’ a new adaptation of William Shakespeare’s ‘King Lear.’ Al Pacino will star as the title character, and Jessica Chastain will star as Goneril deadline.com/2024/02/al-pac…
Always shocked when people are like "I don't get it" about Glen Powell because when I saw Top Gun: Maverick that guy was like an atom bomb of charisma. He showed up to work that day going, "Today I'm gonna be a fuckin movie star," and he was. (Haven't seen the romcom yet)