Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra
I write Cup of Coffee, a daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter. Fascists fuck off. cupofcoffee.beehiiv.com Columbus, Ohio Joined December 2009-
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Today's newsletter: A Maddux, duo double dinger days, a big Ohtani fly, debuts, signing, injuries, Boomer condescension, the FTC does a good thing, Seinfeld, and toilets and stuff. cupofcoffee.beehiiv.com/p/cup-coffee-a…
If someone is telling you that he needs a $2.3 billion "public investment" and tries to pass it off as something that won't cost taxpayers anything, they are bald faced liars who think you're stupid. x.com/byaliceyin/sta…
If someone is telling you that he needs a $2.3 billion "public investment" and tries to pass it off as something that won't cost taxpayers anything, they are bald faced liars who think you're stupid. x.com/byaliceyin/sta…
Deciding to have a pastor say a prayer (???) at the start of a press conference when you’re trying to get people to take it seriously that the Bears need billions to build a new stadium is a wild move.
Deciding to have a pastor say a prayer (???) at the start of a press conference when you’re trying to get people to take it seriously that the Bears need billions to build a new stadium is a wild move.
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
The Bears asking for billions for a new stadium while simultaneously asking to refinance bad debt that still hasn't been paid on improvements to the old stadium puts me in mind of Ippei Mizuhara asking his bookie for another bump. They're really bad at this, but still want more!
Setting aside public funding concerns, at some point maybe we should examine whether it's a good idea for stadiums to cost as much as your average aircraft carrier. x.com/royalpratt/sta…
Setting aside public funding concerns, at some point maybe we should examine whether it's a good idea for stadiums to cost as much as your average aircraft carrier. x.com/royalpratt/sta…
I'm about 75% sure the James McIntyre in this Detroit Free Press story from 1946 is my grandfather. He and my grandmother had separated. He was a wild drunk around this time with many contacts in Kansas City, where he'd eventually settle. Sounds like a hell of a couple of months.
I had the same quote when someone asked me about watching the Cardinals right now.
I had the same quote when someone asked me about watching the Cardinals right now.
sometimes it feels like "not the onion" is overused but this mcwhorter column is maybe the most "not the onion" entry I've yet encountered.
sometimes it feels like "not the onion" is overused but this mcwhorter column is maybe the most "not the onion" entry I've yet encountered.
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@craigcalcaterra What if, and hear me out, they build the stadium on an aircraft carrier on the lake? Makes it real easy to schedule a flyover during the anthem.
Dylan top 500 streamed songs🧵 Brownsville Girl on 253! (I figured @craigcalcaterra would have it at least top 50-and I also hope he writes at least 1000 words on this for tomorrow) And way behind Joey! FFS
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@craigcalcaterra @dan_bernstein Great time for refinancing with these super low interest rates right now! 😑
@craigcalcaterra Sounds like the plot to a wacky friendship roadtrip movie.
@craigcalcaterra @Bbl_Astrophyscs I need to know how many Amazon animation shows it would take to fund a carrier for North Korea. Also, could they deliver Invincible season 3 a little faster and with more than 8 episodes if we setup a GoFundMe?
@craigcalcaterra Does this mean the USS Gerald R. Ford has a shot at hosting a Super Bowl?
@craigcalcaterra we are deploying soldier field to the south china sea in a show of force.
@craigcalcaterra A stadium could kill thousands of people but an aircraft carrier could never host the Super Bowl. Lots to consider.
@craigcalcaterra Look Craig, my last kid is about to graduate from college, it’s clearly time for personal ass time. As it were.
@BaseballandLaw @craigcalcaterra That player's ass was in the jackpot
@craigcalcaterra if men can't prioritize the way their ass looks after their kids go to college, when can they? i implore you to tell me.
@craigcalcaterra Single guy with a beard fixes it up but the town planning committee rep lady might have an objection or two. Will they co-exist?!?
@craigcalcaterra Once again the Simpsons predicted this.
@craigcalcaterra So this “butt-lifting technology” is…a wedgie?
@craigcalcaterra You might be new around the interwebs. Typing things on this website without being sensible happens all the time. Nothing, perhaps, is more normal here.