Curtis Rainsberry @crainsberry
The Midnight Show @ UCB, has appeared on The Late Late Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Key&Peele, Tosh.0, Adam Ruins Everything,National Lampoon, and sadly twitter. themidnightshow.net Joined February 2010-
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After 146 Days, white smoke is finally emitting from the Sherman Oaks Galleria signifying that the AMPTP and WGA have reached a tentative agreement!
If you had “me lightly weeping at the end of the Shaun White snowboarding documentary at 9pm on a Tuesday night” on your bingo card — well, that would be a really specific game of bingo you were playing — but none the less you would have won that game!
I can't fall asleep without my white noise machine* *tiny radio that plays Jimmy Buffet songs over and over on repeat
Imagine being Brad Pitt in the 90s and you just wake up one morning to find out that Shania Twain is tossing mad shit at you in a song. Brutal!
V excited to log into Max for the first time (previously of HBOMax fame) Consider me hooked! Yummy yum yum Horny for content and I think they nailed it with the rebrand. I’ve always said maximum letters I need in a brand is 4. This is only THREE! Nailed. It.
Twitter is pretty awful these days, but man it sure does allow for some great cool connections to happen. So, I guess Rock n roll forever and down with the tweet ship we go?!
My dream is to make inspirational posters but I have not found a poster to inspire me to do it yet :(
My neighborhood has more stray cats than a Brian Setzer concert.
Silly me, these are my ‘around the house’ crocs, not my ‘dog walking’ crocs. That would have been embarrassing!
All my tweets are written while I walk the dog. (yo-yo brag)
In some ways, you could say I am living in my own personal The Last of Us since it seems the rest of the world is caught up and has left me behind to attempt fight off all the aggressive spoilers attacking my news feed, and also because I was bitten by one of the infected. :(
Deciding to get back into posting on Twitter in 2023 (after years of aggressive silence) is like dusting off an old pair of JNCO jeans… which is to say that it feels great, looks great, is super roomy, and never ever went out of style!
"Trump wanted his generals to be more like Hitler's" is not even the biggest Donald Trump story of the day somehow
The death toll just rose: At least 37 children have been killed in school shootings in 2022 so far. It is nearly *twice as dangerous* to be a student than a police officer in America in 2022.
At least 33 children have been killed in school shootings in 2022 so far. 20 cops have been shot and killed in the line of duty. It is more dangerous to be a student than a police officer in America in 2022. (Sources: edweek.org/leadership/sch… odmp.org/search/year)
In 2022, more children have been killed in school shootings than police officers have been shot in the line of duty.
“For a brief moment in the 2000s rapper TI was in every movie made.” -Future Me, heavily demented and frail, in a rocking chair speaking loudly to anyone who will listen in the old folks home.
Necessary sustenance still necessary— even at higher prices.
Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell
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Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex
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Brynna Campbell @BrynnaCC
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Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex
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Brynna Campbell @BrynnaCC
708 Followers 560 Following Singer-songwriter. Find my latest album, '1000 Masks,' on all platforms. Music/lyrics for "Johnny Loves Taya" on AEW. PTO Shopkeeper. She/Her/Dude
@benjaminjs.bsky.soci.. @BenjaminJS
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554 Followers 833 Following Director/Producer/Painter/Voiceover Actor (is that enough things?) Host of two beautiful podcasts, The Art of Arting and Get it Again He/Him
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Would you let someone babysit your kids without Googling them first? Because my brother needs a job
The re-emergence of strenuous liberal anticommunism has been one among many unpleasant late Weimar vibes this year.
seeing how radicalized the liberals, and the centrist are getting against the left is probably one of the bleaker things to see. liberals are being pushed right so fast they don’t even understand it’s happening and if they do, they’ve embraced it.
They combined both members of Run the Jewels
Can I say something without people getting mad?
6 months, today! No weed and not a single thought of doing harm to myself since I put it down. Amazing how changing things really changes things. Peace and love, y’all!
I've shared this a million times but, the frame drop when Leon hits Deckard's gun away is so rad. It's such a great way to show Replicant super human speed in- camera.
Grateful that the work I did for the ‘Weathervanes’ album has garnered three Grammy nominations. Thank you to any and everyone who voted for its nomination.
Y’all ever enter the danger zone (listening to John Prine past 11pm)
Death Cab & Postal Service at Hollywood Bowl tonight. LA BABYSITTERS, know your worth. Upcharge. This is the Super Bowl.
All this from a text exchange I had w my brother earlier today
Puck eating Pedro’s peanut butter with his fingers on Real World: San Francisco.
What is the worst event in human history?
Chris Christie: I know you’re watching, Donald. You’re afraid Donald onstage to 50 thousand people: Root Beer!! It was terrific. But it’s different now! Very very different. It doesn’t taste like it did when we were kids does it, folks (crowd boos) They must have changed it,
After 146 Days, white smoke is finally emitting from the Sherman Oaks Galleria signifying that the AMPTP and WGA have reached a tentative agreement!
This is what John Fetterman wore on the floor of congress today. Still think dress codes are "lame"?
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Beach Boys lyrics sound like a first graders summer vacation report. "We had fun and went surfing. My dads car is fast. People like surfing"
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This is happening right now in Studio City. Unbelievable.
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