Adrienne Airhart Helberg @craydrienne
comedy • linguistics • psychedelics • cannabis. Chronic ex-wife. Former dancer. Extremely married. Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2009-
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Sometimes you just need to start walking into the ocean until it swallows you whole it's called girl time
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I’m not looking between no goddamn letters on no motherfucking keyboard
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Sorry I was late I was refilling my purse Ibuprofen with my bathroom Ibuprofen.
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I hope this email punches you square in the face
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Autism rates have increased because we’ve become better at diagnosing it. It has nothing to do with vaccinations, you morons.
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it smells like a healed pretty bitch summer
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In Old English, the ampersand, '&', was considered the 27th letter of the alphabet. Children reciting the alphabet in school would chant 'per se', Latin for 'by itself', after letters that were words in themselves: 'A per se A, I per se I', etc, and also '& per se &'. This 'and…
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I heard a therapist say, “Your feelings are always valid, your behavior is not.” She explained by saying feel what you feel BUT you need to be accountable for what you do as a result of those feelings.
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i get that hardships are the fire in which your future self is forged but sometimes da fire too hot and ouchie
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ryan gosling realized what people need from him and decided he was just gonna be really good at that
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Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
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Millennials preparing for the 37th once in a lifetime event in the last 5 years
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getting overstimulated in public sucks because people be thinking you have an attitude when really you just need 10 minutes of pure silence.
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“what’s your gut reaction” oh usually nausea
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Not to get too political, but it would be nice if things would stop getting worse in literally every way.
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u want it so badly bc it already belongs to you in the future.
“treat culture has gotten out of hand” sounds like someone doesn’t get enough treats
One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
What the fuck have you all done to Twitter lol
Applicant: "I want to break the record for the longest time without sleep!!" Us: Look between T and U on your keyboard
no Dunkin’ Donuts doesn’t taste “good,” grow up. That’s not why we drink it
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I'm so sick of this meme and it's been like a day
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unfortunately i am spending my one wild and precious life mostly eating thai food on the couch
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Look what that money make a bitch do
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