Dan Kalisher @dankalisher
Los Angeles | music and other stuff instagram.com/dankalisher Los Angeles Joined June 2010-
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Just dropping in to say Happy Hanukkah ❤️🕎
Can’t stop thinking about this
My Left Foot
My mom: “AND he’s Jewish!”
Never to be filled
No no no no no no NO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone who watched that debate deserves $1,000 a month.
America, you know what to do. #VoteHimOut
If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?
If you don't end your tweet with "That's it. That's the tweet" I WILL get confused and start looking under my computer for the rest of the tweet
#WednesdayThoughts If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.
Go @BethBehrs 👏👏👏
FUCK THIS MAN!!!! WE DEMAND CHANGE. SICK OF IT
💜⭐︎☀️🌸💛⚡️🦄✨🌈🍓🎢🤎👠💃🏽🧜🏽♀️🤍 K A M A L A ☀️🦄🌈🌸☀️🦄🌈🌸☀️🦄🌈🌸☀️🦄🌈🌸☀️
Saw @MickyArison at a diner in NYC and fangirled. Tweeted at him later and apologized, and he replied saying “no problem”. What a guy 👍👍
Saw @MickyArison at a diner in NYC and fangirled. Tweeted at him later and apologized, and he replied saying “no problem”. What a guy 👍👍
Drake Bell Fans MX �.. @DBFansMX
10K Followers 2K Following Primer fanclub OFICIAL de @DrakeBell en México. ✳️ DBST affiliated and supported by DMG. 💛 Parte de #FMO
𝗻𝗮𝘁 @nathortizr
1K Followers 1K Following Comercio Internacional | Perritos | Café | Foodie | Riding a wave ✨🫧 • If you want love, be love. If you want peace, be peace •
Douchey Hired Gun @doucheyhiredgun
2K Followers 289 Following
bleu @bleutopia
4K Followers 1K Following *Songwriter/Producer/Artist/Mixer* songs w/ Big Freedia, NCT Dream, Michelle Branch/more. my #SiXTAPE album is out now - wAtch 👇 "A Crazy Life!" music videO
Max @max_e_bernstein
442 Followers 527 Following 🎶 👨⚕️+ sideman 🎸to the stahhhhs IG: maxephronbernstein
si_ddu8452 @ddu845260766
0 Followers 473 Following
DASHDUECE @DASHDUECE
955 Followers 5K Following Justice is the balance of two snowballs trolling chaos
Coral_Spark @SparkCoral67606
6 Followers 813 Following
Emily 🍭 @EmilyCorey2883
15 Followers 212 Following Еxquisite femme fatаlе lеаving а trail of desire in her wakе
Flo_US_ @UsFlo2767
27 Followers 2K Following
Tosheathoughl @tosheathou45270
139 Followers 1K Following
Zero Tailpipe | EVs &.. @ZeroTailpipe
305 Followers 375 Following Driver of a ‘cheap’ used EV Model 3, ex & aspiring R&M e-bike rider, Baha’i, parent, partner, ‘recently’ back from 🇩🇰, returning to YouTube 📺 ‘soon’ 🤣
Debera Sueda @DeberaS75914
63 Followers 5K Following
Dana Rhinerson @Ms_Dana123
163 Followers 694 Following special education teacher- mod/severe, DHH and Deafblind. lover of world travel, backpacking and nature and passionate about public education for all
CrimsonJulietBand @CrimsonJuliet_1
63 Followers 288 Following A High Energy Rock Experience! Rocking Southern California & Vibing Out Across the World. Share❤️& Rock and Roll!❤️https://t.co/O6nIzeQNlO
Elias Mallin @eliasmallin
4K Followers 102 Following i play drums for people and drink coffee. always outnumbered. never outgunned.
wei yu sheng @weiyusheng4
52 Followers 618 Following
Sarah Cahlan @SarahCahlan
3K Followers 909 Following Senior video reporter @washingtonpost Visual Forensics Contact: [email protected] Previously: WaPo Fact Checker, @NBCNews @NAHJ fellow, @ucbsoj doc
Jake Cassman @JCassmanMusic
3K Followers 2K Following Heartland bubblegrunge...? An Awful Lot Of Nothing out now New album coming soon (fka Drunken Logic)
One Control USA @OneControlUSA
834 Followers 2K Following Switchers, Utility Boxes/Power Supplies, Guitar Amps and BJF Series FX pedals from designer Björn Juhl from BJFe. We make switching easy!
Rebuild SoCal @RebuildSoCal
13K Followers 10K Following #RebuildSoCal Partnership raises public awareness & educates elected officials about infrastructure issues impacting SoCal. RTs are not endorsements.
Retrogirl @TotalDrakester
63 Followers 70 Following
drakester @Judith57777723
4 Followers 102 Following me encanta drake bell y josh peck, de hecho drakester desde el 2004, me gusta mucho leer y escribir hostorias de fanfic entre drake y josh, y otras cosas mas...
Rachel Kalisher @rachelkalisher
232 Followers 327 Following Bioarchaeology PhD (@brownarchaeolog) & dog mother.
GetTheData @GetTheData1
996 Followers 4K Following Don't let Watchtower hide behind its kingdom smile, make it release its CSA data to the authorities.
Katerina Christo @kc7588
824 Followers 4K Following MSW . Child Sexual Abuse SURVIVOR . SOCIAL WORKER in PHL . BLM . Anti-Facist . Atheist . Feminist . Advocate. ⚾️Phillies Fan ⚾️. #Ringthebell ❤️🤍
Jason Tallafuss @Jtallafuss
299 Followers 2K Following 1979 Born in Beantown. 1999 USAF 2W231 Nuclear Weapons Apprentice. 2004-2024 Siemens Energy Inc. Always my opinions.
Betelgeuse @Fearless_Starz
196 Followers 907 Following In the vast utterance of the universe... - Gawein 🌌 (fan account)
Sara Cavic @sara_cavic
124 Followers 437 Following Singer🎤 Sound designer🎧 Performer💃 . ➡️I dream it, I work hard, I grind 'til I own it ✊ Follow me👉 . https://t.co/vmWdO9EA0Z
Janine Coyle @JanineCoyle
11 Followers 59 Following
Kai Danzberg @kaidanzberg
290 Followers 273 Following Musician @ BigStirRecords (Los Angeles) - not very active here in twitter.
MrFABulouslyFaded �.. @NunyaBiz2011
2K Followers 5K Following Extremely married and best friends with @MrsChanandaler1 Father to three amazing kids. Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven! #EXJW #cultsurvivor #stopCSA
Laurie Gendreau🌻�.. @LaurieGendreau
2K Followers 3K Following I Block DMs. Liberal Independent. Biden supporter/not worshiper. Son is an army medic, Daughter forever 28. grandmother of 4, raising 1. living in a red state.
Corena @HBCoherence
676 Followers 1K Following “It’s easier to fool people, than to convince them that they have been fooled.” A tiny piece of my exJW story 👉🏻 https://t.co/F0tr6F49NF
Matthew Testa @matthewntesta
367 Followers 755 Following
Catherine @AuthorCatLule
331 Followers 397 Following Warrior mother to the tribe of exjw. I follow all ex-jws. #exjw #cults #survivor #author #JW #exjehovahswitness #JehovahsWitness #LA #POMO
Emily Smith @EmilySm38920751
113 Followers 309 Following
William Robinson @robinson_will
20 Followers 153 Following
Purple fairy💜💜�.. @Thepurplefairy6
2K Followers 3K Following I am the purple fairy child sex abuse activist 💜 I'm here for survivors. DM open if you need to talk . #purplepower.purplicious.
The Imaginaries @imaginariesband
1K Followers 5K Following @shanehenrymusic+@maggiemcclure / #okies | #acowgirlssong #mendingtheline on @netflix / Tour Dates, Merch, Videos, Music & More 👇🎵 5.26 Vinyl Lounge Nashville
Alter Ego/ Ꮢ. @AntiheroAlter10
3 Followers 60 Following Salvadoreño, 19 años. Cuando tiendes a reflexionar y comienzas a alejarte de todo lo trivial te das cuenta de tú verdadera realidad.
Gloria @urkle1982
1 Followers 21 Following
Juliana @Juliana21817315
2 Followers 32 Following no mires que tan lejos tienes que llegar, mira que tan lejos has llegado♡
Manuel Almanza @ManuelAC98
12 Followers 84 Following
LUPITA HERRERA😘�.. @LUPITAH07812776
131 Followers 1K Following ME ENCANTA @Drekebell ES MI CANTANTE FAVORITO😘😍😍😍
RIOT GIRL @RiotGirlMovie
18 Followers 313 Following The United States of America vs. Emma Goldman (**In Development**)
Watch Frozen II (2019.. @Frozenii19
17 Followers 36 Following
Rockit Music Gear @rockitmusicgear
142 Followers 588 Following We make handmade music gear that's outta this world! 🌎🛸🚀🛰️ https://t.co/WYomKNODnN
Ryan M. Soscia @RyanMSoscia
11K Followers 12K Following Co-Founder & COO @algogard, Founder & CEO @JDoeJustice, Modest LP & Angel Investor. @SidwellFriends, @UCSanDiego. Building the future of #DeFi on #Algorand
marshall country mart @marshallvore
28K Followers 1K Following
Douchey Hired Gun @doucheyhiredgun
2K Followers 289 Following
bleu @bleutopia
4K Followers 1K Following *Songwriter/Producer/Artist/Mixer* songs w/ Big Freedia, NCT Dream, Michelle Branch/more. my #SiXTAPE album is out now - wAtch 👇 "A Crazy Life!" music videO
Max @max_e_bernstein
442 Followers 527 Following 🎶 👨⚕️+ sideman 🎸to the stahhhhs IG: maxephronbernstein
Harry Litman @harrylitman
381K Followers 777 Following LATimes Sr Legal Affairs Columnist. Host & exec prod, @talkingfedspod. FCA Lawyer. Teach con law at UCSD& UCLA. Senior Fellow USC. Former US Atty, Dep Assis AG.
Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
325K Followers 112 Following I put words into other people's mouths. The OFFICIAL Bad Lip Reading Twitter account
SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs
637K Followers 20 Following the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
615K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
dana bad @baddanadanabad
94K Followers 339 Following if you’re thinking about hiring me for a job please don’t let this deter you
Dave Porter @DavePorterMusic
7K Followers 563 Following Composer for film and television. Marvel Studios #ECHO, @BetterCallSaul @BreakingBad_AMC @NBCBlacklist @HightownSTARZ @PreacherAMC @DisasterArtist and #ElCamino
GLASYS @GLASYSmusic
3K Followers 504 Following 🎹 Keyboardist | Producer | Composer. New album here: ⬇️
Reductress @Reductress
298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
Tristan Hughes @ancientstristan
7K Followers 244 Following Presenter / Producer at @HistoryHit. Host of 'The Ancients' Podcast / @AncientsHH. Author of 'Alexander's Successors at War'.
Noah Cyrus @noahcyrus
590K Followers 1K Following my debut album THE HARDEST PART out now https://t.co/aqRRYJBHN8
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449K Followers 41 Following The most pathetic attempts to pick up women online.
Mortal Kombat 1 @MortalKombat
591K Followers 24 Following It's in our blood. Mortal Kombat 1 is now available for Xbox Series S|X, PS5, Nintendo Switch, and PC. #MK1
Threatening Music Not.. @ThreatNotation
362K Followers 12 Following Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.
For Exposure (retired.. @forexposure_txt
227K Followers 6 Following Some people expect artists to work for free. These were real quotes from real people who wanted you to work for exposure. Formerly edited by @ryanestrada
Elias Mallin @eliasmallin
4K Followers 102 Following i play drums for people and drink coffee. always outnumbered. never outgunned.
I think you should le.. @ITYSL
173K Followers 690 Following call the turbo team today to learn how communicating through I think you should leave pictures and quotes can give you a new lease on life
relationships.bsky.so.. @redditships
429K Followers 15 Following choice posts from the bountiful gardens of reddit's relationship subreddits. DMs open, Gmail acct is redditships. I don't do promotions.
Sarah Cahlan @SarahCahlan
3K Followers 909 Following Senior video reporter @washingtonpost Visual Forensics Contact: [email protected] Previously: WaPo Fact Checker, @NBCNews @NAHJ fellow, @ucbsoj doc
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
865K Followers 4K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
587K Followers 20 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT
1.6M Followers 6K Following NYT/CNN/Author CONFIDENCE MAN: The Making of Donald Trump and the Breaking of America
Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast
1.1M Followers 7K Following subscribe to fast politics https://t.co/8oCGnjfIKm follow me on instagram https://t.co/bZreuBOHrV @vanityfair special correspondent & MSNBC
Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams
2.8M Followers 2K Following Author of #RogueJustice (Out Now). Senior Counsel @RewiringAmerica. Other areas of focus: democracy + voting, public policy, small business & film+tv.
Michael Cohen @MichaelCohen212
616K Followers 456 Following https://t.co/2a01JquudN Principal of Crisis-X
USC Thornton @USCThornton
4K Followers 434 Following Discover what makes USCThornton one of the top music schools in the country.
Rachel Kalisher @rachelkalisher
232 Followers 327 Following Bioarchaeology PhD (@brownarchaeolog) & dog mother.
Mel Brooks @MelBrooks
376K Followers 0 Following Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
Borat @BoratSagdiyev
323K Followers 34 Following Name: Borat Sagdiyev • Age 536 moons • Length: 19.6 cm • Profession: #4 journalist Repubic of Kazakhstan • Health: Strong, crush syphilis 15 time! #Trump2020
Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy
343K Followers 441 Following Mandy He/Him Kathryn she/her & sometimes Gideon he/him - TikTok @mandypatinktok IG @mandypatinkin WELCOME REFUGEES, BLACK LIVES MATTER, SCIENCE IS REAL
13am Adebayo💥 @Bam1of1
244K Followers 345 Following “Let no one look down on your youthfulness, but rather in speech, conduct, love, faith and purity, show yourself an example of those who believe” 1 Timothy 4:12
Jimmy Butler @JimmyButler
977K Followers 336 Following From Tomball, all the way to the Miami Heat... Former Marquette Golden Eagle #33.. What I don't have, I don't need. What I don't need, I don't have.
LACoFD @LACOFD
108K Followers 225 Following Welcome to the official Twitter feed of the LACoFD. Dial 9-1-1 for emergencies. For emergency incident alerts, please follow @LACoFDPIO.
Daniel Dale @ddale8
1.1M Followers 2K Following Senior reporter at CNN. Fact-checking the president, 2024 candidates and others.
Saturday Night Live -.. @nbcsnl
3.4M Followers 695 Following The official X of Saturday Night Live. Watch on @nbc and @peacock. Streaming next day on Peacock.
Philip Hunsicker @harpandphilip
142 Followers 137 Following
Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor
514K Followers 6K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻♀️ | 💌: [email protected]
Bonnie Raitt @TheBonnieRaitt
119K Followers 484 Following Bonnie is as known for her lifelong commitment to social activism as she is for her music. Three-time GRAMMY® winning album, 'Just Like That…' out now!It has now been TEN YEARS of doucheyhiredgun. I still truly am hashtag blessed and love you all.
I can’t believe it, my new album is #19 on the iTunes contemporary progressive EDM jazz chart
because I’m in a band people always talk to me about rare music like I know what they’re talking about well newsflash I don’t know any of these bands Ive been listening to the same 4 albums for 15 years
FOH is the weirdest job. Your boss never hears your work, just what other people say about it. The person who can fire you can never actually find out for themselves whether you deserve it.
MD nightmare: the night before last day of rehearsal and you have a voice text from the artist
I’ve been to libraries louder than the Greek Theatre
Getting people to follow me on the other app is like trying to get people to go see MY band
Mom came to visit for my bday and brought a cake. It did not disappoint.
Mates gold room really getting a lot of good bookings
2010: Barry Squire won’t call me back 2023: The MD won’t call me back 2010: Check out my amp 2023: I have a Kemper 2010: I use Digital Performer 2023: Ableton, bro 2010: Radial SW8 2023: Playaudio 12 2010: $35 Per Diem 2023: $35 Per Diem
Now that @joshfreese is the Foos drummer you guys can stop posting your Everlong drum covers and go back to your Chris Dave knockoffs where the snare is next-Wednesday levels of behind-the-beat
List of people who will get a credit on an official live video before the Musical Director does: manicurist, 7th gaffer, eyelash crimper, assistant wardrobe assistant, earring coordinator (1/89)
All emails are power struggles wherein the power lies with the person using the least punctuation, so make sure you respect the MD’s power and use lots of exclamation points
So glad my good friend @edsheeran won his court case, hopefully I will win mine too #overduechildsupport
“Dennis Prager is so warm and so likable, you don’t even think twice about the fact that he’s Jewish” - Candice Owens This backhanded compliment 😬
When you talk about the ripple effects of the writers strike, don’t forget the hardworking musicians who rely on a single Corden or Seth Meyers performance for 2 months worth of Instagram content
You know that drum video or quirky musical viral thing you think would be cool to send to your musician friends? Don’t send it.
I lost my blue check but I did manage to get Disney annual passes. You give and take.
Crew: 9:30 Club hoodie Band: vintage band tee Dancers: FULL MATCHING DISPLAY OF ALL TOUR MERCH barreling through the TSA not-pre-check line
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