David's Soul @david_tull
Abridged pontificator. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Los Angeles Joined June 2012-
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Just my two cents but America needs a Generation X president.
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It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
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From the first time I ever saw Billy Joel take the stage I knew I wanted a house out in Hackensack.
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I'm not so much ha ha funny as "Lets open the DSM-5" funny
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Do you ever just stop in the middle of an argument, and really want to ask Alexa what she thinks?
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I hear the music whether it’s playing or not.
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they should invent a rest for the wicked
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i like candles cuz it's kinda like having fire as a pet
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Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline things just really fell into place for me.
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Studies have shown that fuck all this shit.
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I would love to avoid WW3 please and thank you
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No matter what I'm doing, I always think I should be doing something else.
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I don't understand how couples can sleep on any bed smaller than a queen because WHERE DO THE DOGS SLEEP?
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