David's Soul @david_tull
Abridged pontificator. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Los Angeles Joined June 2012-
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Just my two cents but America needs a Generation X president.
It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
From the first time I ever saw Billy Joel take the stage I knew I wanted a house out in Hackensack.
I'm not so much ha ha funny as "Lets open the DSM-5" funny
Do you ever just stop in the middle of an argument, and really want to ask Alexa what she thinks?
I hear the music whether it’s playing or not.
they should invent a rest for the wicked
i like candles cuz it's kinda like having fire as a pet
Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline things just really fell into place for me.
Studies have shown that fuck all this shit.
I would love to avoid WW3 please and thank you
No matter what I'm doing, I always think I should be doing something else.
I don't understand how couples can sleep on any bed smaller than a queen because WHERE DO THE DOGS SLEEP?
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43K Followers 988 FollowingIt's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
From the first time I ever saw Billy Joel take the stage I knew I wanted a house out in Hackensack.
I'm not so much ha ha funny as "Lets open the DSM-5" funny
Donald Trump got so damn high on drugs before his trial, that now the effects are wearing off and he’s falling asleep in court. #SleepyDon
If only #SleepyDon knew someone, like maybe a family member, who could give him something to keep him awake.
I know I'm officially old because I don't know who 96% of the people playing Coachella are, and the ones I do know I was tired of hearing 25 years ago
Do you ever just stop in the middle of an argument, and really want to ask Alexa what she thinks?
When Donald Trump is scared AF of facing the consequences of his actions. It always brings a smile to my face.
they should invent a rest for the wicked
i like candles cuz it's kinda like having fire as a pet
Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline things just really fell into place for me.
No matter what I'm doing, I always think I should be doing something else.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Bermuda Triangle
Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles
@StormyDaniels Stormy Daniels is a parasite that would sell anything for a dollar