david cross✍ @davidcrosss
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Scott Aukerman proves why he's the greatest liar this week on the pcast. Episode 20 of Senses Working Overtime with Scott Aukerman out now. Link in bio. @ScottAukerman @headgum @swopod
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Episode 20 of Senses Working Overtime with Scott Aukerman out now. Link in bio. @ScottAukerman @headgum @swopod
David Cross and Super Pals - SummerStage Central Park - Thursday August 8th! Presale code FUNFUN @ OfficialDavidCross.com
The height of hypocrisy. The zenith. Worst Daddy in the World AVAILABLE NOW on YouTube and Spotify. Link in bio. @800pgm @800PGNews
Episode 19 of Senses Working Overtime with Russ Tamblyn out now. Link in bio. #russtamblyn @headgum @swopod
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Episode 19 of Senses Working Overtime with Russ Tamblyn out now. Link in bio. #russtamblyn @headgum @swopod
Worst Daddy in the World AVAILABLE NOW on YouTube and Spotify. Link in bio. @800pgm @800PGNews
Jake Johnson pops by to teach me about hydroponic gardening and more. Episode 18 of Senses Working Overtime out now. Link in bio.
Worst Daddy in the World AVAILABLE NOW on YouTube and Spotify. Link in bio. @800pgm @800PGNews
Episode 17 of Senses Working Overtime with Aparna Nancherla out now. Link in bio. @aparnapkin @headgum @swopod
Episode 17 of Senses Working Overtime with Aparna Nancherla out now. Link in bio. @aparnapkin @headgum @swopod
All life is precious. Worst Daddy in the World AVAILABLE NOW on YouTube and Spotify. Link in bio. @800pgm @800PGNews
Episode 16 of Senses Working Overtime with Tony Hale out now. Link in bio. @headgum @MrTonyHale @swopod
Episode 16 of Senses Working Overtime with Tony Hale out now. Link in bio. @headgum @MrTonyHale @swopod
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Tim Heidecker™ Offi.. @timheidecker
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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
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Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope
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Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
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Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman
267K Followers 181 Following Host of @ComedyBangBang. co-host of R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME & @threedomusa. Co-creator/Director of Between Two Ferns. Co-founded @earwolf.
Todd Barry @toddbarry
300K Followers 1K Following YouTube: DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR Netflix: SPICY HONEY Prime: THE CROWD WORK TOUR Book: THANK YOU FOR COMING TO HATTIESBURG https://t.co/AgBudWd5Ff & @ToddBarryPdcast
Sam Seder @SamSeder
255K Followers 1K Following Host, https://t.co/B7263kQN9p daily & MSNBC contributor. Movies at https://t.co/DbHZRCorJQ
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Dave Foley @DaveSFoley
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10K Followers 8K Following family's been here since 1850'ish- confederates welcome to compost. 5,878,253,497th world's tallest dwarf Lifelnog dyslexic typochondriac. *NSFW* the/that/it
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632K Followers 424 Following Irvine mom & Consumer Protection Attorney. Congresswoman for #CA47. #PorterSupporter IG: KatiePorterOC
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74K Followers 418 Following Author of The Wisdom of Crowds. Contributing writer for Fast Company. Editor at The Yale Review. I wrote The Financial Page for The New Yorker.
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32K Followers 14 Following Mildly entertaining with half-decent comebacks
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US Holocaust Museum @HolocaustMuseum
437K Followers 3K Following The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum inspires citizens and leaders to confront antisemitism and hatred, #PreventGenocide, and promote human dignity.
amanda 🐢 @noturtlesoup17
62K Followers 2K Following she ruins lives -@NickJFuentes | leftist propagandist -@mschlapp | check out her nose...profoundly dangerous. -@Michael_Yon | known leftist troll -@nyyrcWhen you come see The State on tour, you also get to buy a t-shirt from our merch guy, Dave Foley. dropbox.com/scl/fi/wcubna6…
Not what I wrote: what I wrote is that Israel is not worth preserving if it’s desiccated our Jewish values to save it.
@michaelianblack I have 5 Israeli nephews called up for duty. I can’t imagine witnessing the carnage of this day, carried out by terrorists with no value for human life, and deciding now is the time to opine if the Jews need Israel.
“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.” You can’t reform this.
Breaking News: Kevin McCarthy is going after Jared and Ivanka for the $2 billion they received from the Saudis.
Hunter Biden indicted. Wow, that would be so bad for him if he was running for president. Imagine running for president and getting indicted. Just imagine.
almost like neo nazis are fundamentally full of shit and choosing to believe them when they say something politically advantageous to you is always a mistake. Great reporting here bellingcat.com/news/2023/09/1…
YOU COULD’VE STOPPED AT UNFORTUNATELY
Real Time is coming back, unfortunately, sans writers or writing. It has been five months, and it is time to bring people back to work. The writers have important issues that I sympathize with, and hope they are addressed to their satisfaction, but they are not the only people…
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A letter from the attending physician at the Capitol states Mitch McConnell is “medically clear to continue with his schedule as planned.” abcnews.go.com/Politics/mccon…
Young people have it too easy with their no chance of owning a home, mountain of student debt, climate breakdown and prospect of insecure, badly paid work, so we should make them pick up litter and do press ups in the rain
A new “Great British National Service” should be created for every 16-year-old in the UK, a think tank backed by Penny Mordaunt has proposed. @IanpayneLBC asks: should National Service be introduced in the UK?
"Homicide" has yet to turn a net profit for NBC. Hollywood accounting is something else.
@AoDespair Studios are scumbags. I also know a double dealing agent story for the 80’s. Agent of show runner was getting paid by studio before net profit flowed to his client. So profit never hit bottom line but agent got his cut as part of the “cost.” It was a hit show with no profit.
Thanks to my daughter, Mandy for capturing this moment. She knows what the music means.
Right-Wing Media: If you don’t like the film “The Sound or Freedom,” then you support sex traffickers. Also, Right-Wing Media:
I will retweet this whenever I see it. Norm is the greatest to ever do it.
Tonight is the 2023 ESPY Awards. Twenty-five years ago at the 1998 ESPYs, ESPN decided to have Norm Macdonald host. They regretted their choice by the end of his monologue.
The wild thing is best case scenario we all go back to work for people who openly don’t care if we lose our homes.
"No!" he ejaculated. "Why?" she bit out. "It's distracting," he pronounced. "And annoying," they asserverated. x.com/sara_bushway/s…
I get tired of reading "said." I get tired of writing "said." If the book is full of nothing but "said," it makes me feel like the writer is unimaginative, and I might have trouble finishing their story. Just saying. There are so many words out there. Use more of them.
Here's a millionaire scion of one of history's most illustrious cabals terrifying his listeners about millionaire, fear-inducing cabals—all so he and his buddies won't pay a dime to dig us out of this apocalypse.
Climate change is being used to control us through fear. Freedom and free markets are a much better way to stop pollution. Polluters make themselves rich by making the public pay for the damage they do. You show me a polluter, I’ll show you a fat cat using political clout to…
There are no consequences for anything anymore. None. Bribery. Influence-peddling. Raw corruption. It is all in play. It is all permitted. There is nothing left about this gutted institution on which we can even pretend.
BREAKING: Lawyers who had cases before SCOTUS, including the case that ended Affirmative Action, sent payments to aides of Justice Clarance Thomas from 2019-2021. The payments were never disclosed, & they paid via Venmo, b/c of course they did.😐 theguardian.com/us-news/2023/j…
I want to disagree but...this is...right?
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