Denise Reiss @denisereiss18
Joined June 2013-
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Twitter comedians: God never closes a Trump door without opening a Matt Gaetz.
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MATT GAETZ: I was not paying for sex! I was giving the kid her allowance.
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Q makes Banksy look like Beeple. I hate living in an era where that's a real sentence.
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The SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY trailer plays like there were 10 different producers calling the shots. But really there were 13.
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If I had to pick the worst state legislature, I'd vote for Georgia. But they won't let me vote.
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Crap! The pandemic's ending and I don't fit in any of my pants!
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Ben Affleck looks as miserable being in JUSTICE LEAGUE as I do watching it.
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The first three hours of JUSTICE LEAGUE is convincing superheroes to be in a superhero movie.
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I never know what Lindsey Graham will do except that it will piss me off and ruin my day.
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Before Ted Cruz farts he thinks, "How will this help my career?"
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Sarah Huckabee is the only Sanders I don't love
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I don't want to add the fuel to the QAnon fire, but Bill Gates took me to a Hollywood deli that serves a great baby sandwich.
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So long, Trump. Please let the door hit you on your way out.
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Trump assigns Rudy to handle Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon with predictable results.
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Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Cheeseburger
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My uncle died doing what he loved: living.
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TRUMP: I am stepping down and look forward to spending less time with my family.
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A. Person Woman Man Camera TV Q. Name 5 things that didn't support Trump in 2020
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Don Trump Jr. has Covid. Eric Trump whines, “Why does he get everything?”
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