nick is short for nicodemus @dog_petter50
6'5 and unironically married Joined June 2010-
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Elon if you lock me down again you’re gonna have to meet me in what I call the Pain Lane
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nick is short for nicodemus retweeted
"Can I do a tito’s and soda with extra lime? And I'll just close out. Appreciate you, bro."
When I get home I crack a cold high life and sit on the couch like this
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using an estus flask in dark souls 2🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We eat rocks in this game buddy.
using an estus flask in dark souls 2🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We eat rocks in this game buddy.
I’d be fine if this happened to me
I’d be fine if this happened to me
My cat can hit this move
My cat can hit this move
This is what it’s all about
This is what it’s all about
nick is short for nicodemus retweeted
I-20 between Atlanta and Birmingham
Just graduated from “buddy” to “my friend” with the guy at my corner store
If he doesn’t do well then I’m gonna call him Failin’ DaBoer. Just playing yall that’s my coach
Chef made the json brittle
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clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
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lost in platos goonca.. @2femcel2furious
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pavlo @LaughterHaver
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2000 years ago a sign like this would’ve led to a mass virgin sacrifice
Sorry I made this.
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It wasn’t a problem
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