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US Army (Ret), Russian Botka Drinker, Children's Book Author, Fitness Enthusiast/Researcher, MAGA. I write for fun. Steal anything you find clever or funny. New York, NY Joined June 2009-
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Hiyas Twitter, please assist me in feeding these animals. Really low on food this week and we have newborns that need supplies also. Any amount helps! Ill share photos or answer questions if requested😺 Thanks much!
When asked how the fires of Hell felt, OJ responded "Hertz".
Up buttcrack early to check on my experiment. Around the sides are complete crystals. The sediment is unreacted. Slight adjustment to the ratio of compound to coformer and I should have a winner.
Judging by the times I was assigned to various tasks, sometimes even involving real threats, my bet is that their magazines are empty.
Judging by the times I was assigned to various tasks, sometimes even involving real threats, my bet is that their magazines are empty.
Have you seen the ghost of john Long white bones with the skin all gone
Voting Day. I'm bringing 81 million close friends to vote for Trump.
So they went from Golden Shower pee-pee tape to bloodbath. They seem obsessed with Trump's hygeine.
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5% is like 95 out of 100, so that's good.
I bought the Kraft Ultra Thick cheese slices. I recommend for a standard grilled cheese. Swiss and Sourdough is my choice for fancy.
One of my strays isn't doing so good. Bad $ month, so I can afford to take him to the vet, so I just make sure he gets a can of fresh food first.
Decided to make my ancho-chipotle-garlic shrimp with a strawberry glaze, but served over Ramen noodles. Came out excellent.
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Get your collectible Uncle Bosey and Cannibal action figures while you still can.
Biden, for the third time in less than 24 hours, tells the dubious story about his "Uncle Bosey" and "a lot of cannibals" in New Guinea before repeating the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax. He also claims D-Day was on a Sunday (it was on a Tuesday). HE IS NOT WELL.
@TalkMullins @BigFish3000 LOL I was just coming here to comment on that Pippy Longstocking person in the back.
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced an amendment requiring members to “conscript in the Ukrainian military” if they vote for the Ukraine supplemental bill.
@nypost I like my war heroes who weren’t eaten…
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@dsade2 @cybersebb What do you think hate the other one?
@SpeakerJohnson @SteveScalise @GOPMajorityWhip @RepStefanik Mike, you fucked us, again!
@ChayaRaichik10 I mean, we’re doing it with our current president. Just kidding, I love Joe!
@kylenabecker 🎵Will you still need me Will you still feed me When I'm 1954🎵
@davidhogg111 Just when I thought you couldn’t be more of a joke you go and do this and prove that yes, yes you can
@dom_lucre That’s how Biden signs bills.
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