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Home Sick WIsconsonite, who happens to love living in Colorado! #gopackgo #goavsgo #thisismycrew #fearthedeer Earth Joined October 2012-
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Why do billionaires who hire millionaires to play sportsball need to take money from plumbers to survive? (I love the shit out of football but fr)
If the WNBA plays this right Reese v Clark could be bank for years to come!
Since we're making up insane conspiracy theories about Meta shitting the bed, maybe EM took it down so people don't talk about TSLA stock tanking...
This has to be one of the worst possible timelines...FFS
This has to be one of the worst possible timelines...FFS
If 8 people have all the money, and we don't need anyone else to produce shit because if AI...money becomes meaningless and it all collapses, have a nice day.
Another couple of days of everyone yelling at each other, nothing changing, and then we can do this all again in a few weeks...
Devin Hester was great and all, and I'm going to let you finish, but Sterling Sharpe should be in the hall before a kick returner. #gopackgo
We did it
We did it https://t.co/oeam0rVq46
Can we all agree the Packer's front office wasn't the problem now?
Unpopular Opinion: Kcups and Nespresso pods are gross, I miss the old Bunn coffee machines.
Me: We just ruled that presidents are not immune from criminal prosecution. James Madison: You just figured that out today? Me: Some people did. Madison: Dear God. Next you'll be telling me you only recently figured out that traitors can't run for office. Me: No, that's Thursday.
For once, I agree with MAGA, republicans should throw those 4 people out of the party and the caucus, then they can elect a minority whip and we we can start passing things again.
Live footage of Congressional republicans....
Bold Strategy for the Oilers, who have a history of choking to pick up a guy who is known as a curse for teams chasing the cup...
FFS - Vaccinate your animals against rabbies, it's an awful disease for animals and people....I can't believe this has to be said in the year of our lord 2024...
Congrats to the Bears on another season.
Is anyone defending Clinton the way the MAGA peeps are defending Trump? Throw them both in the same deep hole and never let them out if either one of the letches had any part in raping children...JFC this shouldn't be political.
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@eyrtxd @SWB9029 @MingAutocrat @CroAglo This is a video game. No pilot would ever be trained to fly straight up in this situation. That would result in a draining of all speed and therefore lead time for the AA. Also Iran doesn’t have c-rams.
BREAKING: A record number of patriots applied to be jurors at Homelander’s trial, including this local school teacher, who was deemed biased because he cosplayed as his favorite hero ONCE. More proof this is a sham of a trial, and that our greatest hero will soon be #HomeFree!
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When you're glasses and dress match is a vibe.
@AGAndrewBailey Do you *know* what the First Amendment even does? It's not apparent that you do.
Share the SNL you grew up with in a gif. RIP Phil 🙏♥️
A testy exchange just now in court as Judge Merchan heard Trump loudly making comments towards a prospective juror and warns him that he will not tolerate his attempts to intimidate a juror. Story updated with all the latest …meidastouch.com/news/trump-tri…
Hey @Timcast, quick question, how much have you lost, at this point, on this $DJT? 🧐
Now, it's true, Vic did say that he would rather be known as a person who makes the world a kinder place. But his loyal footsoldiers know which of his words are sincere and which are for show, and they are gleefully willing to make sure that Vic Mignogna never has to let it go.
And I'll give you, he's comparatively subtle about it in his most recent Twitch stream, particularly when you side-by-side it with his appearance on @gregmerema's Power Up Podcast last month. But man, that appearance makes it clear that Vic Mignogna cannot let it go.
Vic, ofc, has a history of this shit, going so far as to deliberately cultivate the loyal affection of a particularly unhinged fan who is known for violent outbursts against the women Vic tried to sue into silence. Because Vic Mignogna cannot let it go. x.com/KathrynTewson/…
The first one I'm going to show you is from November 8. This is a long one, so I'm going to have to post it in three parts. In the first part, Vic welcomes Seth in, takes the time to soothe his ego, makes sure Seth knows he cares about him.
Vic Mignogna has lost. Vic Mignogna has paid. But Vic Mignogna, I regret to inform you, is back on his bullshit, reminding his fans who he wants them to blame for his fall from grace. Why? Because Vic Mignogna cannot let it go.
Brody’s motion for sanctions, including the full depo transcript, is here. Thanks to @ynwntl for calling me on leaving the context out. drive.google.com/file/d/1ajYO8-…
For context, the reason this is so bad goes well beyond the timeline. Spiro showed up to defend Musk’s depo WITHOUT local counsel present, prior to being admitted pro hac, and announced in the record that he was ignorant of the Texas rules and didn’t intend to comply with them.
THIS is the motion to dismiss under the TCPA, sorry drive.google.com/file/d/15dPhcs…
Link to the motion so everyone can play drive.google.com/file/d/1TG1Q5m…
That’s, uh, a pretty big oof. (Spiro signed the TCPA motion to dismiss as “pro hac vice pending, which, given that he didn’t file his application until a week later, it certainly was not.)
@jeoc42 @CowofMars Paul literally made a Leni Riefenstahl film and you were too dumb to recognize it.
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