EB @ebbbles
cereal is soup, pop tarts are ravioli, and hot dogs are sandwiches. don’t @ me Grand Haven, MI Joined November 2010-
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a little something about me is that I forget the wordle word immediately after playing. could not for the life of me tell you what it was today and I played maybe 2 hours ago
if coconuts give us coconut milk AND coconut water then why do we only have cow milk. where is the cow water
You know what woulda been cooler? If they had both said no. #TheBachelor
Me: looking at Gabby walk back up those stairs. #TheBachelor
me when I see Clare in the audience #bachelor
is debbie from shameless the worst character ever to exist or what
megan fox and mgk bravely answering the question “is it possible to be so annoying you stop being hot?”
me: is there a doctor on this plane??? passenger: i’m a doctor what’s wrong me: can i borrow $100 i know you can spare it
Y’all always care when Instagram down but who cared when I was down ??
Let's keep Facebook down until we reach herd immunity
My brain cannot learn what Grimes’ face looks like
What in god’s name is this
Troy Fieri @TroyToGo
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492 Followers 298 FollowingSarah Barnett @Sarah_Barnett10
273 Followers 224 Following Special Education Teacher @ Rockford High SchoolColin O'Connor @mrcolinoconnor
49 Followers 36 Following Future secondary ed social studies and history teacher.Cullen Smith @cullenrsmith
150 Followers 204 Following Digital humanist, but still hasn't changed profile photo.Big mia Angel (“pos.. @21FlavorsOfNate
216 Followers 1K Following This is now a Tottenham fan account since it’s all I tweet aboutJoseph Fountain @JoeSFountain
20 Followers 224 Following The clearest way through the Universe is through a Forest Wilderness - John MuirHope Panhellenic @HopePanhellenic
77 Followers 102 Following 7 local sororities, 1 Greek body ⚓️ #HopeGreekWomen Instagram: @hopepanheljason @jaysklen
137 Followers 676 FollowingCourtney Tito @CourtneyTito
439 Followers 668 Following If the train doesn't stop at your station, then its not your train. ✝ •Hope College • ΣΙΒ •Troy Fieri @TroyToGo
663 Followers 1K Following yes Guy Fieri is my dad - The Troy2Go variety show is here!! Give it a listen https://t.co/rUCrsz0wH1syd @sudsley
809 Followers 414 Following 1/2 of @thelostyearspod • streamer newbie • nintendo / cozy gamer • detroit sports fan • tweets are my own • Michigander • she/her • https://t.co/RsXRWMrk9VJohn (6'7'') @MrJohnMay
534 Followers 666 Following he/him. Master of Healthcare Administration, per the degree. TIME person of the year 2006. Views expressed are my own + those of @elonmusk and @DMRegister.morganne ❤︎ @mostdope_mo
4K Followers 879 Following live, laugh, drum & bass ♫₊˚.🎧 ✩。 she/her @electric_hawk • @nsw_presents • @roninchicagoChinko™ @TheRealChinko
513 Followers 454 FollowingHope College @HopeCollege
13K Followers 223 Following The official Twitter account for Hope College. We are transforming lives and advancing #HopeForward.marissa L @marmarloanshark
392 Followers 394 Followingellie schnitt! @holy_schnitt
556K Followers 593 Following (e)girl next door• https://t.co/jHrUCSZWSj• podcaster!! • she/her • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: @unitedtalent [email protected]Ria @BarstoolRia
267K Followers 562 Following @barstoolsports/@chicksintheoff Insta-mariaciuffo, chicksintheofficeYouyang Gu @youyanggu
73K Followers 649 Following Data Scientist. Creator of https://t.co/ByO92M3ceQ and https://t.co/k9yZN1fORq. Presenter of unbiased takes. Realist. @MIT '15.Alison Rhodes @Alison_P_Rhodes
15 Followers 24 Following Popcorn and wine enthusiast, mother of the Brady Brunch, Carol Baskin killed her husbandJo(h)n @JohnnnyIs
92 Followers 81 Following while we may come from different places and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as oneAmy @BlueBuffaloooo
423 Followers 286 FollowingDaurel Tolbert @D_Train100
367 Followers 374 Following Hope College Alumnus 🎓⚓️ | 🏆🏈| RETIRED ATHLETEDiane @dbabb1026
294 Followers 442 Following teacher. cat lover. wife. that’s all you need to know about me.Hannah Brown @hannahbrown
459K Followers 79 Following2 Drinks In @2DrinksInPod
74 Followers 204 Following 2 drinks. 2 hosts. 2 hot takes. 🍷 Tune in every Tuesday at 2PM ✌️ Co-hosted by @jennasloan25 & @sydthekid_19Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe
429K Followers 394 Following Former Bachelorette, Podcast Host #OffTheVine DWTS winner💃 Insta- @kaitlynbristowe founder of @spadeandsparrows @dewedit Bookings - [email protected]duffy lampen @duffdufflampen
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167 Followers 334 FollowingHolly @_Holl_Doll
522 Followers 518 FollowingJonathan Van Ness @jvn
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32 Followers 143 Following Saint Mary’s class of 2020. University of Notre Dame Football Manager.🍀Ashley Iaconetti @ashleyiaco
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165 Followers 248 FollowingBig mia Angel (“pos.. @21FlavorsOfNate
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137 Followers 676 FollowingEvery time i watch shows like Selling Sunset I’m like hmm am i a girl? I’ve never dressed or acted like this
What if we combined all of these streaming services? We could use some sort of box, satellite, or a cable to transmit, then bundle them together in “packages”.
I want to be the guy in a video game town who says things like "I'd like to help you complete the tapestry, but I can't do anything until I find my Wᴏᴏᴅᴇɴ Bɪʀᴅ"
Do y’all remember Google’s attempt at making a social network site or was that just a fever dream
Oh we’re gonna take Clare Crawley’s input and advice? Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo #TheBachelor
Remember how we used to have to sit in an unfinished basement for hours talking shit about girls we met for 5 minutes and how they shouldn’t be allowed in our fake sorority because their vibes were off? That was easily the most fucked up thing I’ve ever been a part of lmao
What's with those tiny handles on the side of maple syrup bottles. Too small for human hands. So what are they for? Something horrifying I expect. Much to think about anyway.
COVID and NFTs happening at the same time in history is just breaking my brain. How are we this bad at staying alive and making decisions, as a species
Thinkin bout Easter 2020 when Zack woke up, pulled back the covers to reveal his morning wood and goes “He is risen!!!!” and then I tweeted about it and his mom saw it and then she “accidentally” put walnuts in my Easter brunch and I had a violent allergic reaction
Moms love to go “did you hear?” and then proceed to tell you the saddest story you’ve ever heard in your life
It’s only takes 5 mins in a Marshalls or TJ Maxxx to know if it’s hitting or not.
wow i used to go out with 30 min notice now i need 7-10 business days, proof of vaccination, and the stars to be in the right place in the sky
me after my true love gifts me 10 lords a-leaping: "I do not know what to do in this situation"
If we go back on lockdown, I promise it’s nothing personal but I don’t think I can go to a Zoom hangout ever again