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my vibe could bring back god
happiness is a butterfly
"what if jack the ripper went to an olivia rodrigo concert" is exactly the sort of shit i watch m. night movies for
"what if jack the ripper went to an olivia rodrigo concert" is exactly the sort of shit i watch m. night movies for
Sure, a camel can hold their pee. But do they have what it takes to fit through the eye of a needle?
It would be a great American triumph to build this with union labor in Buffalo, NY:
It would be a great American triumph to build this with union labor in Buffalo, NY:
i think i’m actually optimally underevolved because i really only have to pee once a day and i have such a protrudent tailbone that sitting for too long is upsetting
incredible career
incredible career https://t.co/cFYAGIk2RQ
watching Kong: Skull Island in a Mexican hotel with one of the most beautiful girls in the world asleep next to me… some people wait a lifetime …
A Goofy Movie is Ladybird for the fellas
there is nothing in the world so beautiful as turning to someone you love and asking them if they want to please play gameboys with you
The Oscars to David Cronenberg
i can’t wait to act like i fell out of a coconut tree all summer
they should conscript barron trump into the NBA draft
they’re all in park slope babe
they’re all in park slope babe
If stuff like this happened more often, I’d be a baseball guy, no question
If stuff like this happened more often, I’d be a baseball guy, no question
sorry you bitches are lying on these so i’ll be honest. introduce yourself in 📖 one book 🎥 one movie 🎶 one album 📺 one TV show
im not joking i think they should keep Guantanamo open only for perez hilton
it’s time. im in mexico with all my best friends
This guy would’ve loved Twitter.
dana bad @baddanadanabad
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🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle
29K Followers 5K Following Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal. Same user name on bluesky.
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e taylor @erinisaway
29K Followers 4K Following seltzjourney on I G | poet (Bimboland) | former editor & journo | screenwriter | used to make trauma memes but I’m happy now | [email protected]
🌟ivy🌟 @wolktress
46K Followers 1K Following the lovechild of jonbenet ramsey and sam kinison. #YOUNGHOLLYWOOD lowbie. indie darling. comic. actress. writer. internet girl. incel. hooker. diva. hag.
a beautiful woman �.. @full_legal_name
30K Followers 766 Following it’s so hard to be me (kennedy). @science_disease
ThatGuyMyGuyDude @thtguymyguydude
453 Followers 3K Following if you take yourself too seriously, nobody will take you seriously. I will follow almost anyone I find funny. I DO WHAT I WANT! *cries*
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sergeant balls @OceanicStargirl
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Dan @DanONtweeter
53 Followers 182 Following 🧙♂️🎮🏴☠️💣 "Now will never come again." - Cap P Take me to the King, and i will tell him what his Dreams mean. Sol Birthed/Sun Spat.
_oleander_ @oleander294010
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ASCII800 @ascii800
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chy. 🍄 @senpaichai
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DAWKINS DAILY ..AREA .. @donnafdawkins
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Catherine Glenn Foste.. @cateici
28K Followers 6K Following for life and justice ° in the midst of the fugitive and the infinite ° from a messe to the masses ° …l’oiseau fait son nid
Murilo @steveepotter79
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Rishabh Maury @RMaury52800
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Declan @Declan45412687
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David Toply @ToplyDavid67112
174 Followers 3K Following https://t.co/IJkAZavTCh Hi, I'm TV service provider. Are you looking for better and reliable TV subscription with your all favorite channels please?Thank you
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 906 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
dana bad @baddanadanabad
94K Followers 339 Following if you’re thinking about hiring me for a job please don’t let this deter you
zou bisou bisou where.. @lilgrapefruits
39K Followers 826 Following aspiring metal detector at the beach guy
e taylor @erinisaway
29K Followers 4K Following seltzjourney on I G | poet (Bimboland) | former editor & journo | screenwriter | used to make trauma memes but I’m happy now | [email protected]
🌟ivy🌟 @wolktress
46K Followers 1K Following the lovechild of jonbenet ramsey and sam kinison. #YOUNGHOLLYWOOD lowbie. indie darling. comic. actress. writer. internet girl. incel. hooker. diva. hag.
a beautiful woman �.. @full_legal_name
30K Followers 766 Following it’s so hard to be me (kennedy). @science_disease
Kiara Barrow @kfzbarrow
5K Followers 3K Following coeditor @thedrift_mag, senior editor @penguinpress, third thing [email protected]
Maya Binyam @mayabinyam
5K Followers 845 Following my novel HANGMAN is out now from @fsgbooks & @pushkinpress
arthur ت @nsfwphd
3K Followers 750 Following To find quarrel in a straw when honor’s at the stake. - https://t.co/lFHljErOho
Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau
45K Followers 4K Following i spend more time on @depthsofwiki! i like wikipedia, trivia, stew, etc @[email protected]
Fishtopher and Friend.. @mrfishtopher
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phones with six ones @phones111111
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NYRB Classics @nyrbclassics
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grazia @sofungrass
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The Yale Review @yalereview
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🧂 Salt Hill Journa.. @salthilljournal
13K Followers 900 Following Brilliant new fiction, poetry, creative nonfiction, and art, est. 1994. Currently open for nonfiction & art submissions.
miri @miri_yam_
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Angel Food @angelfoodmag
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Barrelhouse @barrelhouse
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The Pushcart Prize @PushcartPrize
11K Followers 607 Following Featuring the best short stories, poems, essays annually since 1976.
Autofocus @autofocuslit
3K Followers 613 Following Book publisher of artful autobiographical writing. Podcast: The Lives of Writers. Online journal.
HAD @havehadhavehad
16K Followers 2K Following We had an idea that started as a joke. We had an affinity for that minimalist look and feel of early online journals. We had a couple drinks.
Ploughshares @pshares
71K Followers 2K Following Since 1971, award-winning journal @EmersonCollege discovering fresh voices in contemporary literature. Published four times a year; new writing daily on blog.
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Salamander @Salamander_Mag
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Anna Stern @annamstern
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Back Patio Press for .. @PatioBack
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Off Assignment @OffAssignment
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Honey Literary @HoneyLiterary
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SundressPublications @SundressPub
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Split Lip Magazine @splitlipthemag
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Gwen Hilton @gwenergyreigns
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meredith @dietz_meredith
18K Followers 2K Following too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.
m. p. @DeutscheBot
1K Followers 986 Following Philosophin @unihh tweets mostly about #metooacademia and early modern philosophy DE/EN
this premise was outdated with the release of the ipod video
Keanu Reeves will star in Ruben Östlund’s next movie ‘THE ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM IS DOWN’ The film is a social satire set on a long-haul flight on which the entertainment system isn’t working which sparks major chaos. (Source: variety.com/2024/film/glob…)
Polyamory isnt a “choice” (like gay). Its a genetic condition that can only be treated by having sex with the ugliest girl in the bar. And my wife has to know about it.
Jesus fucking Christ he’s such an idiot
i will be there NO MATTER WHAT
Molly Shannon To Headline & EP Comedy Series In Works At HBO From Steve Koren deadline.com/2024/04/molly-…
8 yrs on, Taylor Swift remains hyperfixated on what she describes as a traumatic “cancellation” but was actually just people mocking her for a few days. Brought it up in Netflix doc, Time profile…now a diss track about Kim Kardashian in 2024? How is her skin SO thin, my lord!😒
I have to get something off my chest
papi summer exhibit A
yeah… i’m thinking it’s gonna be a papi summer
This headline really undersells the fact that he was charged and tried in MAGICIANS COURT
my vibe could bring back god
are zoom readings “over”? no. in fact i’m doing one with graham next week. gonna read something i wrote specifically for this event which i will never read again or publish. then or never
my shipment of rose and strawberry flavored magnesium sodas came in and i made a new batch of greek yogurt & herb dip………. amazing things are happening for/to me
if you've ever struggled with your mental health, watch this
This one was extremely scary for my and the crews health and safety
cowards
🤍| #TSTTPD reviews so far Rolling Stone - 100 (instant classic) Independent - 100 (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Wtf??? This tweet is copied directly from something I tweeted in 2022
The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and…
i miss you so much i could combust
Who else all in the hospital playing Carti off their phone speaker whilst playing Pokémon Pearl
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