trying to be funny online @elijahcraan
I do stand up comedy. 🤍@chopsueyside 🤍 letterboxd.com/wernerhotzdog/ Chattanooga, TN Joined September 2009-
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Can’t believe musk turned into the dreaded milkshake duck… le sigh
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I have 3 bluesky invites to give out
Just got done meeting with my fellow young entrepreneurs, discussed a lot of cool stuff happening in the burgeoning wearable food industry
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Please read this note from Ashely's mom Regina. If you are at all moved by the story of the 13-year old rape victim who just had a baby, you can donate to their verified GoFundMe to help them raise the baby and relocate closer to family. Link is here: gofundme.com/f/support-ashl…
I fucking hate when people lie about going to clown college
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The Babylon Bee guy getting upset that Matteo threatened him is funnier than anything that website has published in it’s entire existence
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I don’t understand half the crap Winnie the Pooh says or does. Mostly because I hardly pay attention these days. The stories are ridiculously childish, and I’m at a time in my life when I’m more interested in sex, literature, and career advancement.
Reading more evil things in 15 minutes on this website then I’ve heard irl almost any year of my life : )
HOMER SIMPSON, HOMER SIMPSON, HOMER SIMPSON… *homer appears behind me and instantly turns me into a beer*
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When you hear a Simpsonscel say something so Quahogphobic you just give them the MacFarlane stare
I did not suck crash bandicoot off, we’re just friends and that’s all we’ll ever be
Been on here minutes and am already feel like tumors are popping up all through my body…
just realized the influx of other autists and mullen wannabees into the scene started around the time Musk made this place go to shit! i hope the earth explodes!
Got Isekai'd and had to suck off all the rat bandits from Redwall 500 times before I could come back. Would recommend
The idea of Shadow the Hedgehog being in a movie for children disgusts and enrages me
youtu.be/SiAbRrIqAw0 Watch me do stand up please
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