bad vibes ellie @ellielr
she/her x all about thrills & carbs x Leeds, England Joined September 2012-
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Just heard a husband in this pub shout to his wife (presumably) “they don’t have any decaf coffee” and the wife replied “oh ok, I’ll just have a large glass of red wine.” Iconic.
happy anniversary
Homeless guy on Overground train trying to raise money selling magazines. Very polite and pleasant. “If you can’t buy a magazine or donate, that’s ok, but can I ask you all: please don’t vote for this government when the election comes.” Fair request.
Me checking every aisle in Tesco for heavily discounted Easter eggs
may god take all her pain and give it to prince andrew
may god take all her pain and give it to prince andrew
had a vegetable today
so close 💕 it’s actually 30 year old women at our office jobs
so close 💕 it’s actually 30 year old women at our office jobs
Princess Kate STUNS in new video from the farmers market
just had a caesar salad and coke
Discovering hooks under the bar is the same as discovering your dress has pockets
i would never want to bring a baby into this world. it's not right. not with all the money i want to have for myself
Happy St Patricks Day to all who celebrate☘️🇮🇪
We'll make so much money, give out chocolate, the kids will love it, I'll be willy, it'll be great. Aw yeah, and I'll be the unknown. What? The unknown, man. The evil chocolate maker that lives in the walls. What kind of movie were you watching? There's a movie?
Me when my employer tries to make me work between the hours of 2:30 pm- 5:00pm
Me when my employer tries to make me work between the hours of 2:30 pm- 5:00pm https://t.co/zd7sPUMlsQ
Give the NY Times credit, they've nailed conservative Britain.
Give the NY Times credit, they've nailed conservative Britain.
BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN
BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN
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This is the card your gran who's in denial sends you
That is a shock transformation to be fair
We really don't appreciate the skill of roadmenders, look at this, perfectly blended in, you can't tell where the original road ends and the repairs begin ...
Forklift too big
What stops you from working 4 hours straight in a coffee shop?
baby that's Edward Cullen in New Moon about to sacrifice himself to the Volturi
Paul Mescal filming THE HISTORY OF SOUND 🎥
I’m sitting in a London pub wearing running gear and a tinfoil cape while strangers buy me beer. Works every year. 😉🍻
what if you had a boyfriend (imagine) who was doing the marathon and you went to meet him at the end and you saw him cobbling towards you, shivering in this little tin foil shawl and you got the ick
Took this sign into Greenwich and thousands of people just started running? It's hard being this beautiful ✨
Scooby Doo telling Shaggy there's a Ghost behind him
one time i saw ants eating jizz out of a used condom on the ground in a parking lot
Even ants know what you should be eating.
Lord Sugar choosing his business partner #TheApprentice
Is there anything worse than having to remove a blocked filter of a washing machine? Surely they could have come up with a better design than a screw cap 1cm from the floor when the usual result is a flood of stagnant water? What are you supposed to catch it in, a baking tray?
This is the useless stuff they used to put in folks’ car on Pimp My Ride.
A whole fish pond in the trunk 😅
Toxic trait is that I genuinely think I can do this with ease
Taishan in China. There are 7,200 steps, and it takes 4 to 6 hours to reach the top, so many people who come here thinking of sightseeing end up regretting it.
we literally have so much bigger problems than this but now my day is ruined
You will never be able to convince me that the 80s wasn’t a superior decade for pop music
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World #synthpop #80s x.com/my_music_backu…
i like to hate on eminem too but i dont think hes homophobic he just looks like that
"THIS AWARD IS FOR MY FANS, GOD AND THE GAYS." -Lady Gaga in front of Eminem who is an atheist and homophobic during the 2009 VMA'S.
Overheard in card shop today. Assistant: You’ve got 3 cards. If you buy 4, you get 1 free. Anyone else you could get one for? Family? Friend? A neighbour? Very sweet looking little old lady: Oh, no thank you, dear. I’m not buying one for my neighbour. I hate that old cow.
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