emily effler @emilyeffler
Tattoo lady and illustrator in LA. Perpetual friend of the show. Mostly retweets. etsy.com/shop/TheSwampW… Hollywood, Los Angeles Joined October 2009-
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The audience for Life After Beth has to be “my partner isn’t home again, this is definitely the safe option to watch and no one will be upset about missing it”. In other news, I’m about caught up.
If 2024 isn’t the year you start making Rorschach art with period blood on jury duty summons mailers what year is the right one? Riddle me this.
So gay I am CONFIDENTLY putting on House Party to watch with my girlfriend.
Laurie’s always on point:
Nothing feels like Run The Jewels feels on a San Francisco hill does.
Favorite thing to do while at a restaurant alone or not is eavesdrop. Realizing this girl on what seems like a mutually agreed mediocre date is explaining that she just turned 25 bc she “understands what she’s been missing”now that she has a fully developed frontal lobe.
I'm recording my first album May 12 at JJ's Bohemia in Chattanooga, TN. My hilarious friends @CoreyRForrester and @cop_rad opening. There are only 55 seats available, so if you want to sit, grab a ticket now. Show at 7PM, over before 9PM. Lets party. freshtix.com/events/john-mi…
If they keep serving every party at this restaurant that is more than this single rider for another 10 minutes I will. I don’t know what I’ll do. I’m empty threats. But I’m so hungry at least give me the pickled ginger come onnnn
Man walking his bike-“Excuse me miss, but I have to say you are the most erotic woman I have seen all day” Me-“ALL DAY? Man, thank you.” I’m gonna say doing yoga this morning clearly made a vibe difference. I also like to bro men because they don’t know what to do with it.
Daffy for my favorite and most adorable/funny “worst chef” and steward of our sweet cats when we’re out of town. @jessicantsinger wears so many hats. instagram.com/p/C4FRMXFu7x2/…
California florals on An and visual ASMR.
Leaving for tour Tuesday. Please come say hello.
Me: [wife], I feel like you don't care if Cody finishes the story. Wife: ok you have two minutes tell me the story. Me: the year is 1945. The simple son of a plumber... Wife: I'm taking a shower. #WrestleManiaXL
Women’s wrestling is finally being taken seriously which is why Dude Wipes is sponsoring the Women’s Championship match at #WrestleMANia
Couldn’t sleep and opened Twitter and thought this was a roll of customizable toilet paper.
Polyamory serving hard as I just got home from a long work day and my partners made all the wrestlemania snacks🙌🙌🙌
I dont know who needs to hear this but….Is It Cake?
She’s got UGG clogs. Comfy sweaties. Fresh braids. A designer purse. Neck pillow, journal, and printed airline ticket. Who is she? Goals.
Help young @BondJohnBond fill in these show spots ya road dogs and win a prize!
Help young @BondJohnBond fill in these show spots ya road dogs and win a prize!
John-Michael Bond @BondJohnBond
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I have an enormous amount of respect for and feel an intense and vital connection to Chris Paul simply because we are both 38. He is my brother.
I wish @googoodolls would recognize how much money they’re leaving on the table by not taking bands like The Menzingers, Bayside, or Joyce Manor on tour. There is an entire generation of kids who don’t realize you’re a great gruff pop punk band you idiots. Play @thefestfl.
Couldn’t sleep so I got on here and why, why did I do that? Have I learned nothing? Has my brain been trained on tiny rapid fires of information disguised as dopamine hits that have made me bad at remembering? Anyway I had not read the news yet today and am rather high
Tell me you divorced Elon Musk without telling me.
Jim Office
Had never seen Emma Stone with her husband before and they look like Wario and Waluigi for Emily Blunt and Jim Office
is Hot Ones the new Barbara Walters special?
Counterpoint: Yes I am.
that porn addicted man that follows ig models is not the love of your life
Wine: cry Whiskey: fight Tequila: Horny Beer: Pee
it's crazy how scientists deny that different types of alcohol make you different types of drunk
I'm recording my first album May 12 at JJ's Bohemia in Chattanooga, TN. My hilarious friends @CoreyRForrester and @cop_rad opening. There are only 55 seats available, so if you want to sit, grab a ticket now. Show at 7PM, over before 9PM. Lets party. freshtix.com/events/john-mi…
this is WILD
the jimmy buffett tribute show that annihilated the hollywood bowl tonite had performances by bon jovi, paul mcCartney, and pitbull?? margaritas have been blasted everywhere, fireworks are going off, confused boomers are wandering the streets, LAPD helicopters circling. yeesh!!!!
Day one of tour
OK gentle French fries- i need to rehearse: TMB “I am RIGHT NOW available to listen to 45 minutes of comedy material in exchange for a t-shirt!” If that description fits you! Thank you. I know should be doing this on another platform.
Leaving for tour Tuesday. Please come say hello.
Me: [wife], I feel like you don't care if Cody finishes the story. Wife: ok you have two minutes tell me the story. Me: the year is 1945. The simple son of a plumber... Wife: I'm taking a shower. #WrestleManiaXL
Women’s wrestling is finally being taken seriously which is why Dude Wipes is sponsoring the Women’s Championship match at #WrestleMANia
Do you think someone’s going to get fired for allowing a wrestling match on the show? #WrestleMania40
Between softball, a Bouncing Souls show on a boat and catching the main event of Mania and then some of the Indy shows from the week with some of my dearest to pals I’ve been going since 11 am and I am so tired and so goddam happy. I hope you get a day full of joy sometime soon.