Emma Hopkins @emmahopkins
EMEA Creative Strategy Director @Spotify Advertising. Previously: @Snap, @Twitter. Obsessed with my 🌭 dog. Slow ultra marathon runner. Happiest on a mountain. instagram.com/emhoppo London, UK Joined August 2010-
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Gaining some big momentum in the last couple days. £20k in the last 12 hours. Massive thank you to everyone who has donated big or small. The money raised is going directly to @Running_Charity & @sandblastarts who I will continue to work with long after the run is finished in 9…
dont ever get on an elevated surface unless youre ready to give a performance
the gay vs straight divide has never been captured so perfectly
I started my period on Day 2 of the 6 day race. Being in perimenopause, I’ve had to normalize my symptoms being more severe and give myself a little more TLC. I prepared myself for the race to be empowered by my period and stay mentally strong while pursuing the records 💪🦸♀️!
Many of us have an alcohol problem and don’t even realize it - Tom Holland
Just been informed I am being prosecuted on 331 counts of crimes against the African tarmac network. The charges include “inciting violence against tarmac” “grievous tarmac harm” and “ferocious 1s & 2s” I would like to have it on record that I plead 100% guilty of all charges.…
tough times this morning as I had to explain to Roy that someone stole his food for the month from our doorstep 😂 (big up @ButternutBox for sorting a replacement so quickly)
Oh @pepsi, your new logo and pack designs are the least interesting thing about you. You have so many good stories to tell (without comparing yourself with Coca Cola - they must laugh at all the free advertising you do for them) - let’s see them and hear them, yeah?
Princess Diana in London, 1997.
every time Adam Brody and Leighton Meester make an appearance a millennial gets its wings #SAGAwards
Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit, I’m the megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins
listen, you need to be hag maxxing. you need to be living in the swamp. you need to be stirring potions constantly. aweeping away your footprints, wearing rags, installing chicken legs on houses. sending nightmares to children. you need to be obsessed with preserving the forest
Co op needs to chill out with those hyper sensitive till scales. You don't see M&S behaving like that do you, they don't even have scales at all! They don't care if you shoplift a little item or two. They don't bother themselves with trivial things like that. It's called class.
When you say “my parents worked hard to give me a good education” you’re saying two things. • State education, which I am in charge of, is bad and should be avoided at all costs. • If you’re a parent who can’t afford to do that, you aren’t working hard enough for your kids.
🚨@RishiSunak: Keir Starmer attacks me because of where I went to school. I don’t think that’s very British.
26:I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool and when I finally got sober, felt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to do 36: i love myself more than ever, no longer do shit that harms my body to try to get people to like me