Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti
Writer, nerd, thrifter queen, Magnum P.I. fan. Catholic. Mom. All panic, no disco. Find me @ActonInstitute @Deseret Opinions my own but should be yours. emilyzanotti.substack.com Southeast of Disorder Joined April 2007-
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Child, from the living room: “Mom! I’m a burrito! Put cheese on me!” Do I want to know?
I def think I’m hitting this “soft 7” threshold today with makeup
I told you guys dinner was lemon chicken! I managed to eke it out, with an assist from a pack of instant portobello risotto that I accidentally added to my Kroger order.
I usually spring for the $12 champagne tho
I usually spring for the $12 champagne tho
Yassssss!
Another controversial opinion, 9-year-old Sephora kids are right and Sol de Janeiro’s lotions are amazing — and Tower 28 lip glosses aren’t sticky.
In which I defend Pope Francis 😱
And in @thedispatch!
RX A great read by Friend of the Gormogons, @emzanotti
RX A great read by Friend of the Gormogons, @emzanotti
And now, you can catch me in the National Catholic Register! @NCRegister
And now, you can catch me in the National Catholic Register! @NCRegister
Hahahahahahaha aaaaaand scene.
Orthodox Catholics, call your office.
Drinking coffee on the sofa, a child flops down next to me and my coffee goes flying, drenching my shirt. Child who spills entire glasses of milk at least once per day: “Dis why you not supposed to have dwinks on da sofa.”
“What happened to our shed?” “Well, it’s being made by the Amish and they had a barn raising so no one’s in the office today.”
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397 Followers 348 Following Host, Brave New Us Podcast. Fellow @CBCnetwork. Author, Resisting Dystopia & Reclaiming Motherhood. Resisting dystopia @ YouTube/Substack👇🏼@emzanotti It was kind of a game in my family to wrap my sister up in a rug/blanket/whatever and turn her into a burrito. As an adult she has one of those tortilla blankets 😄
@emzanotti Probably the clean couch blanket that's now been rolled up w the child, hopefully cheese isn't the last condiment that has to be added
@emzanotti @myssissippi @FayeH321 I guess I should Thank You for sharing that with us....
@emzanotti I took a shower and popped some zits, now I feel like I'm a solid 2
Rose: Mom, why are you in…hard clothes? Me: What? I’m just in a dress Rose: But your clothes are usually soft, like comfy clothes Me: Oh! I am a little dressed up I guess. I’m being filmed for a documentary today, bud Rose: About what? How you have lots of soft clothes?
My concern about so much of the “Biblical gender role” discourse is this: it amounts to weak men who feel entitled to a certain level of unearned respect/adulation from women using Scripture as a cudgel to demand it
@emzanotti The concept has been imparted to the child! And you think they don't listen,
@emzanotti This is why you drink ☕ in stainless steel tumblers. Keep the ☕ 🔥 & limit spills 😂
"Why are you yelling at me? I did nothing wrong. And if I did, you can't prove it because you're a fucking cat." — @realWhiskeyBizz
@emzanotti He's having a multiday fight about this where he: -doesn't reply to any comment about sexual abuse being part of the artist's *process* not a side hobby -implies religious art is equivalent to the sacraments and functions ex opere operato
@emzanotti If you post pics I’ll record him crying
@pearlythingz So, put down the mic. Then get married, put on the peasant dress uniform, and start raising the next generation properly.
“Won’t anyone consider the art on its merits?” he cried, as the blood and tears of our sisters in Christ poured forth from the walls.
No he doesn’t. He thinks it’s ideological Puritanism to claim that art created by an abuser lacks merit *for that reason*. Carry on being disgusted, by all means, if you agree that Picasso’s Guernica is bad art for that reason. Or Eric Gill’s Stations.
@emzanotti I love your chicken house/manor! Way too nice to call a “coop”!😎❤️