Eric I @ericicomedy
I am in love with jokes. favstar.fm/users/ericicom… New York Joined January 2009-
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The most heinous crime OJ ever committed was making Kim Kardashian famous.
Josh Giddy just got rejected like he was hitting on an adult woman.
Damar Hamlin was more valuable to the Bills last year than he was this year.
Brilliant, sir.
"Never arrested for nothing domestic." -Sean Combs (featuring Ma$e), still technically true
Fewer, “genius.” P.S. JJ Barea is your daddy.
Fewer, “genius.” P.S. JJ Barea is your daddy.
Legendary college basketball coach Bob Knight died last night. According to an autopsy, the cause of death was he deserved it.
Many complained that the cast of Friends was way too white. Then Matthew Perry died in his 50’s because he couldn’t swim.
Klay sucks
I have observed that most Jews think that Israel is in the right & that most Arabs think that Palestine is in the right. What a coincidence.
“Would you also like to be Wade?” -LeBron James to Donald Trump
Eric I retweeted
In the Prison yard Trump: What’s that? Guard: It’s a finished wall
*Envelope to head* “Fouled, traded, paid, fat, and gonorrhea.” *Rips open envelope* “What are 5 things @JHarden13 is great at getting?”
Bradley Cooper’s nose looks so realistic, he negotiated 50% off the procedure.
Eric I retweeted
This is Christopher Hitchens’s last interview. An abridged transcript was published in New Statesman at the time, but I thought I’d lost the original recording. To my delight, I rediscovered it on an old hard disc. I publish it in full, as a historic document (links in my blog).
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
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Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
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molly @MollySneed
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Magdalena Spiritual �.. @magdalena_Kosow
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Shane @shanethevein
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Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
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Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
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〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
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Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff
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thieves getting fucke.. @lncmpltemission
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Gad Saad @GadSaad
861K Followers 385 Following Professor, Evolutionary Behavioral Scientist, Author. Opinions are mine alone. Retweets do not necessarily imply an endorsement.
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695 Followers 668 Following Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations. Work hard, play hard, sham harder.
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CHUKA @IamKellyJoe
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MC Serch @MCSerch
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@RealEmirHan “Do flies fly, do ducks duck are bears bare” David Addison playing the great Bruce Willis as one of the coolest characters on television . . . or maybe it’s the other way around. Enjoy the Moonlighting, Doctor Suess clip (1987) 🎥youtu.be/lZ4HHCi2njE
@RealEmirHan The death of Jean Stapleton's Edith Bunker on All in the Family . . . In my opinion for TV, this one hits the hardest. Video 🎥 youtu.be/jvzJZJxSXao
Being a college sports fan means being told you went to an inferior school by someone who went to no school.
@wallstreetcrtl Benny Benassi - Satisfaction is real audio footage of Stephen Hawking's island visists
@billjamesonline I wanted to vote "Fewer than 50" - but that wasn't a choice~
When you have a show that starts with a seven minute comedy monologue one thing that’s always a good idea is when you hire one of the people who do that professionally to deliver it.
@NBA_University Mathurin maybe? I’m not really sure it’s super close
Being called ma’am doesn’t hurt nearly as much as being told the flashlight on your phone is on.
@BillMatsikoudis @Super70sSports Kiners Korner should have won multiple Emmy awards.
@Super70sSports He had a tendency to tip off the batters when snubbed
Just In: San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich – the winningest NBA coach of all-time – has signed a new five-year contract extension with the franchise.
@BradyWatermeier The most exciting thing that happened that day.
I go to baseball games just to tell people sitting around me to "stop grandstanding."
@DrMoneyTrees Not enough love for Patrice O'Neal in these comments
@BillSimmons I will be rooting against your favorite team for the rest of the way but at least they did this for me
@SagED_UP The final scene of “Big Night” is very calm and understated, but it’s so great.
Ricky Williams really got boned by the NFL. Dude just wanted to spark a little weed for his anxiety while running for a thousand every year and he got treated like he was fucking El Chapo. I call bullshit.
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