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these kicked ass for hide and seek especially if you were small/daring enough to get up into one of the turrets lol
these kicked ass for hide and seek especially if you were small/daring enough to get up into one of the turrets lol
Explaining how these two are connected should be part of the U.S. citizenship exam.
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my wife gifted me a copy of the Register, it's a good conversation piece!
my wife gifted me a copy of the Register, it's a good conversation piece!
Two bene gesserit women saying “exactlyyyy” to each other in the voice
horseshit
fox exec: we need you to make the scariest song of all time x-files composer: ok do do do do DO do fox exec: fuck stop too scary what the fuck
My head hurts just looking at this picture
I'd much rather watch the Mormon lady drag her sleeves through raw dough
I'd much rather watch the Mormon lady drag her sleeves through raw dough
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made it through a premier viewing of sharp objects and did not smoke a fucking cigarette they all smoke so fucking much ahhhh
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What maniac was like “yeah go ahead and just toss this in the elementary school library. They’ll love it.”
I didn’t think today was the day for OJ Simpson jokes. I might take a stab at a few tomorrow
Coming to the realization that for me, after tjing after Windows ME was a downgrade. It's all bloatware to some extent now.
Good morning! Just wanted to say, I love you guys 🥺❤️ So grateful for each and every one of you here!
Explaining how these two are connected should be part of the U.S. citizenship exam.
Trans rights are a 24/7 issue, that said, I'm glad she called this out as a trap 2 days before the final. All the goons up in the replies to this prove her point.
I asked South Carolina head coach Dawn Staley if she supports transgender women (biological males) playing women's college basketball. "If you consider yourself a woman and you want to play sports or vice versa, you should be able to play."
Muppet ass looking strut.
The most exciting thing to happen in a while happened today. A member of our monthly dinner group had their postcard selected for dinner at The Lost Kitchen. Which means I’m going to The Lost Kitchen this summer 😭
@ACABylonBee Elon's never gonna read all that. Here, I fixed it for the OP:
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