explodedsoda (she/her) @explodedsoda
RIP Twitter software engineer/furry/weirdo linktr.ee/explodedsoda Joined January 2008-
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when I match with a dude on hinge what should I send as an opening message?
mayhaps a 55" tv was too big for my living room
"people would just opt out after a point to stay single forever" me irl
"people would just opt out after a point to stay single forever" me irl
the rate limit is only for reading posts right? not for posting posts? asking for a friend 😈
Squeaks about to sleep through her whole birthday. 😂 I've been waiting all day to give her fancy food and gifts and she's still in the same spot she was when I got out of bed
Holy shit. I just realized I haven't heard fireworks at all since I moved
I'd punch someone for an Aquarius sports drink and some lemon chips from Hiroshima
I'd punch someone for an Aquarius sports drink and some lemon chips from Hiroshima
If kale tattoo doesn't ask me out soon I'm gonna ask his cute lil self out maybe idk I'm scared
I cannot believe Squeaks is gonna be 14 tomorrow! She looks damn good for her age (especially her age + cancer + chemo)
I'm pretty fuckin annoyed that one of my top 10 reasons for leaving the bay area was to get away from wildfire smoke season and somehow ended up still having to deal with this shit
I keep thinking about my car; I hope it comes in soon; I keep thinking about my test drive and how excited I am to have a car again
oops I won more jewelry on shopgoodwill 😇
Squeaks' 14th birthday is on Friday and I haven't gotten her a gift yet nor do I have any ideas :cowboy-mild-panic:
once I gave @BrentSpiner my phone number at convention and that's still probably the coolest thing I've done
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Shoutout to @explodedsoda for flying across the country to hang out with me at Taco Bell.
“hypotheticallyyyy what if we go to @HOODSLAM aug 4th, sing cute without the ‘e’ at the top of our lungs and spend the rest of our lives together”
Somebody on Craigslist may have found love @HOODSLAM #thisisreal
When your friend tells you to roll through, it's pretty chill and you'll have fun.
@explodedsoda That’s when my screen time goes up. I don’t post, but I watch. 20 minutes later and my legs are numb…then I remember to go back about my day.
@explodedsoda changing a var name by swapping out a lowercase L with a capital i so it's nearly impossible to notice
✨We're hiring!✨ Our marketing team is hiring for the following roles: 🌿 Marketing lead 🌿 Marketing artist We're a female-founded team and these roles are remote! 🌻
Duplicated string in some code. New developer: "Approved." Mid-experienced developer: "This violates DRY and should be extracted to a constant." Experienced developer: "Approved."
I know it’s too late for a lot of y’all now that Threads is up. But I have a bunch of BlueSky invites if any of my followers still wants a code. BlueSky has a working search, and a bunch of custom feeds so you don’t have to deal with the shitty one like here and Threads 😂.
I regret to tell you one of my favorite things is on sale for #PrimeDay: one of the best drip coffee makers out there. amzn.to/3pKpVBK (#affiliate #ad)
@explodedsoda Wordle 752 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 rip my streak tho, it's been a while
So far today in Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access, I've encountered the following: 1) Getting betrayed and imprisoned by a goblin 2) A bugbear having sex with an ogre (they weren't happy) 3) A goblin that wanted my character to smear shit on his face Crazy ass game.
@explodedsoda "do you put ketchup on your steak?"
@explodedsoda Ask them this exact question
@explodedsoda Happens. Not everyone is meant to match with everyone else kissing, or otherwise. I mean hugh fives for the experience though!
@explodedsoda Yeah I can see that. Really I think he'd just be a fun guy to have dinner with. Like not talk about his career at all, just see what stuff he thinks is cool to talk about in today's world.
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