Tuppence Pennyapple III @fabulucy
Blonde Bastard. Bread heathen. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc. google.co.uk Joined April 2009-
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Just found this on audible….its supposed to be lulling me into a gentle sleep but I can’t stop fucking giggling. ‘Stop whispering Jamie I can’t hear a fucking word over the waves’… ‘Be a doll and pass me a chimichanga will ya, dust the sand off first this time though yeah’
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Doctor: How many units of alcohol a week? Me: What’s the limit? Doctor: The advice is up to 14 units a week Me (whispering): 5 or 6 gins a night to stop me killing again Doctor: What was that? Me: About 14 units a week
‘Wish I’d known this at 22’ ‘Advice for women in their 30s’ ‘15 things you should have done by the time you’re 40.’ How about you stop putting numbers against this shit and start accepting everyone is different and everyone should do what and when feels right for them.
Just reported a bot who posted a bumol on my TL. Reminded me of back when we had fleets and everyone was so desperate to out do each other you all got your fannies and arseholes out on the main. Lockdown was brutal man.
My top 3. delicious nuts this week; 1) KP Katsu coated peanuts 2) M&S ultimate cocktail nut mix 3) Your dad’s
Mums been pointing out the shit bits with my downstairs loo decorating round their house and I’ve just caught her putting half fat creme fraiche on the top of a trifle. Never again will I stand for any form of criticism from this woman.
*Trigger warning* We had pasties for lunch today at work and hand on heart I love the north, northerners and the majority of your food stuffs but yer pasties are proper shite. Basically just a salty envelope of mash. 3/10.
Normalise blocking your ex on all social media apps apart from LinkedIn so that bastard can see you thrive.
Children’s book ideas I had on my commute No. 328: The adventures of Paula the sheep, who escapes from the confines, noise and traffic of the M62 farm to live a life of adventure on saddleworth moor.
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To me, this is still one of the all time great videos off the internet. Simplicity. Weirdness.
At this point in life my photo album is just a collection of sassy memes and screenshots of recipes I’m never going to make and places I’m never going to visit. Quips, dips and travel tips.
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@fabulucy I was in A&E the other night, & a chap was speaking to the nurse & she asked him how much he drinks & he said bottle of wine a night & a few shots at the weekend. She did a little cough and soflty said 'how much'..that's FAR too much. 🤣🤣 She didn't look shocked, though.
@fabulucy 14 units per can is acceptable?
@fabulucy Used to be 56, then they halved it, then halved that. Follow the science.
@fabulucy I'm only allowed 1.5litres a day of liquid. You should have seen the cardiologist's face when I said "That's 2 bottles of whiskey..."
@fabulucy My response was: "You can assume I'm at the upper end of that range".
@fabulucy Like “country miles”, there’s “country units.”
@fabulucy You are smarter than me. I understand science and math and gave an honest answer. From the nurse’s disapproving look I realised that people either don’t understand what an alcohol unit is, or they do and simply lie.
It’s all of us
Doctor: How many units of alcohol a week? Me: What’s the limit? Doctor: The advice is up to 14 units a week Me (whispering): 5 or 6 gins a night to stop me killing again Doctor: What was that? Me: About 14 units a week
I double or triple this (in my mind), but will always write down what the pt tells me.
Doctor: How many units of alcohol a week? Me: What’s the limit? Doctor: The advice is up to 14 units a week Me (whispering): 5 or 6 gins a night to stop me killing again Doctor: What was that? Me: About 14 units a week
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